Now that Duck Dynasty’s patriarch Phil Robertson has caused quite the commotion with his recent GQ comments, former famous for nothing do-gooder Bristol Palin has something to say. Of course she does. She’s mostly famous for hypocritically telling teenagers not to get knocked up after getting knocked up as a teenager herself. Bristol took to her official website to offer up her two cents on the situation: Everyone needs to leave Phil Robertson alone for […]

Right after last night’s elimination on “Dancing With The Stars”, it was said that Bristol Palin refused to address the media with regard to her getting the axe from the dancing competition. Surprising? Not really. On Monday night’s performance episode of the show, Bristol and her professional dance partner Mark Ballas scored 32 points out of 40, making them the second from the bottom on the leaderboard. They shared the bottom two positions with Kirstie […]

On Tuesday night, former *NSync star Joey Fatone and his professional dance partner Kym Johnson were eliminated from the competition on “Dancing With The Stars”. It came as a shock to fans that Bristol Palin was saved from being sent home. Apparently the elimination came as a shock to Bristol, as well. Bristol and her pro dance partner Mark Ballas scored the lowest on the leaderboard, but were saved from being sent packing on the […]

In an interesting turn of events, Bristol Palin’s ex-boyfriend Levi Johnston was allowed to procreate once more. He has a son with Bristol and his girlfriend Sunny Oglesby has just given birth to their daughter Breeze Beretta Johnston. He’s like the K-Fed of the political world. Roll the stupidity, “Us Weekly”: In April, Johnston and Oglesby sat down for a chat with Inside Edition, during which he admitted the pregnancy was “unplanned.” “There was a […]

Remember how we told you how much Bristol Palin sucks as a parent? Well, apparently the news has filtered back to whatever hole Levi Johnston has been residing in and now he’s mad. Either that or he just wants the media attention for appearing to be mad. In Bristol’s reality show “Life’s A Tripp”, her son was heard dropping the F-bomb to her sister Willow. Everybody and their uncle thought it was a gay slur, […]

In case you hadn’t heard, “teen activist” Bristol Palin will be appearing on the fall season of “Dancing With The Stars”, the All-Stars season. Scary, right? Like it wasn’t bad enough that they considered a celebrity in the first place, but to bring her back when the judges fluffed up her performances even though they sucked? Ludicrous! Still, “DWTS” pro Derek Hough has nothing but good things to say about Bristol’s return to the ballroom […]

Bristol Palin is making her return to the fifteenth season of ABC’s hit dancing competition “Dancing With The Stars”. Bristol finished in third place on fall season in 2010 and apparently someone at the network thought she was compelling enough to bring her back for the All-Stars season of the show. Scary, right? She’s not even a real celebrity, so we are curious who’s idea of a sick joke this is? Naysayers like ourselves think […]

Just yesterday Earsucker reported that Bristol Palin sucks as a parent. This nitwit’s three-year-old son Tripp said the word “faggot” on national television and while the show’s three viewers were offended, she is now denying his use of the homophobic slur. Uh huh. Bristol took to her official blog to talk about the recent episode of “Life’s A Tripp”, which airs on the Lifetime channel. Bristol said, “As I’ve said before, I sometimes struggle to […]

Bristol Palin really sucks as a parent to her three-year-old son Tripp with Levi Johnston. This poor kid doesn’t even stand a chance, does he? Bristol has never been known to be gay friendly, so somehow in the grand scheme of things, this doesn’t really surprise anyone. But, this nitwit is in charge of raising and disciplining a three-year-old. Apparently referring to someone as a “faggot” is just peachy keen in the Palin household. For […]

We didn’t care for Bristol Palin on the eleventh season of “Dancing With The Stars”, so we imagine it’s not going to be a welcomed comeback if she returns for the show’s all-star season. Ugh, I just can’t with this girl. She’s a “teen activist” who calls people out for being homosexual and preaches about not having kids as a teen, even though that’s what she’s done. Thank God she didn’t win her season. ABC […]

Bristol Palin really put her foot in her mouth when she opened it to express her opinions on President Obama’s support of gay marriage. Most disturbingly, she said that “we know that in general kids do better growing up in a mother/father home. Ideally, fathers help shape their kids’ worldview.” Ironically, her son Tripp is not growing up in a home with a mother and a father, so we don’t think Bristol has any right […]

Yesterday, President Obama announced that he is in support of gay marriage. Now, Bristol Palin is feeling the need to add her two cents into the mix and her commentary is fueled by stupidity. Seriously. Let’s just preface this by saying that Bristol is a 21-year-old single mother who has seemingly done everything imaginable to keep her son Tripp away from his father, Levi Johnston. She had Tripp when she was still a teenager and […]

Sarah Palin’s daughter, Bristol, says that she hated Hollywood and being famous! Who knew that any member of the Palin family would say such a thing?!? She was basically the nobody daughter of a politician, until she got knocked up at the age of 17-years-old. Afterward, she went on to become a “teen activist” and appeared on Dancing With The Stars. Now, she says that she really hated all of the fame. Sure she did. […]