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Bristol Palin really put her foot in her mouth when she opened it to express her opinions on President Obama’s support of gay marriage. Most disturbingly, she said that “we know that in general kids do better growing up in a mother/father home. Ideally, fathers help shape their kids’ worldview.”

Ironically, her son Tripp is not growing up in a home with a mother and a father, so we don’t think Bristol has any right to speak on the subject. It came off as ignorant — and apparently Jenni “JWoww” Farley from “Jersey Shore” agrees.

She took to her official Twitter account to say, “Bristol should keep her uneducated, ignorant mouth shut. If you’re living in the past you wouldn’t have a kid without marriage. Hypocrite. It’s 2012! My best friend will get married one day and not just have a civil union with his man. Stop hating people.”

CO-SIGNED.

Yesterday, President Obama announced that he is in support of gay marriage. Now, Bristol Palin is feeling the need to add her two cents into the mix and her commentary is fueled by stupidity. Seriously.

Let’s just preface this by saying that Bristol is a 21-year-old single mother who has seemingly done everything imaginable to keep her son Tripp away from his father, Levi Johnston. She had Tripp when she was still a teenager and out of wedlock. Proceed.

We’ve excerpted this nonsense for your inevitable criticism below (emphasis ours):

While it’s great to listen to your kids’ ideas, there’s also a time when dads simply need to be dads. In this case, it would’ve been helpful for him to explain to Malia and Sasha that while her friends parents are no doubt lovely people, that’s not a reason to change thousands of years of thinking about marriage. Or that – as great as her friends may be – we know that in general kids do better growing up in a mother/father home. Ideally, fathers help shape their kids’ worldview.

Sometimes dads should lead their family in the right ways of thinking. In this case, it would’ve been nice if the President would’ve been an actual leader and helped shape their thoughts instead of merely reflecting what many teenagers think after one too many episodes of Glee.

The ignorance here is just mind boggling. So where’s her baby’s daddy? We’re sure little Tripp could use some shaping of his worldview.

Sarah Palin’s daughter, Bristol, says that she hated Hollywood and being famous! Who knew that any member of the Palin family would say such a thing?!?

She was basically the nobody daughter of a politician, until she got knocked up at the age of 17-years-old. Afterward, she went on to become a “teen activist” and appeared on Dancing With The Stars. Now, she says that she really hated all of the fame. Sure she did. Then why is she releasing a statement about it?!?

In a new interview, she said, “I wasn’t really into the Hollywood thing. My son Tripp is going to be starting preschool soon, so we needed to settle into a routine. When we’re at home in Alaska, Tripp is outside all the time…his cheeks are always bright red!”

Despite saying all of that, it’s being rumored that Bristol is shilling for some sort of reality show. I guess she doesn’t hate show business enough to stay away from it completely.

What do you think?

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Levi Johnston recently released his tell-all book, Deer in the Headlights: My Life in Sarah Palin’s Crosshairs and revealed that looking back, he thought that Sarah Palin had a bit of a crush on him. Talk about awkward!

He said, “Even growing up my friends would always say that [Palin would flirt with him], it seems kind of weird. Then one of my publishers said she had a cougar crush on me!”

Ewww…that had to be creepy!

He said, “I guess I’d say, ‘Yeah, I think she did.’ Now looking back and remembering what everyone said. She never touched me or anything like that! Now it kind of weirds me out thinking about it.”

He also revealed that his son, Tripp, with Bristol Palin wasn’t an accident and that she wanted a baby after her mother had her son, Trig.

He said, “Bristol wanted to have a baby. It all happened on purpose. I wasn’t tricked into it. I kind of went with it.”

Madness!

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Bristol Palin’s ex-boyfriend, Levi Johnston has just written a book, in which he claims that her pregnancy was actually Bristol’s idea!

He revealed that Bristol felt slighted by her mother, Sarah Palin’s pregnancy that she wanted to one-up her mother and get pregnant herself.

Levi said that in March 2008, Bristol told him, “Let’s get pregnant”, because she wanted to be the next Palin mama grizzly.

He admitted to having “been too dumb” to use a condom with Bristol, and said that he knew “what she wanted” was to get pregnant by him.

Radar Online has more:

Sarah Palin thought Bristol and Levi were playing a joke on her when they first told her about their pregnancy, according to Johnston in the book.

He also revealed that Sarah even tried to make them put the baby up for adoption, but that was an idea that they both rejected. He said that Sarah wanted their son, Tripp, to call her “mommy” instead of “grandma”.

During an appearance on The Tonight Show, Bristol commented on Levi’s forthcoming book, saying that he’s “gonna have to find a screenwriter or something to come up with more obnoxious lies, so I’m not worried about it.”

The book is titled, Deer In The Headlights: My Life In Sarah Palin’s Crosshairs. It hits the store shelves on September 20, 2011.

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Bristol Palin is in trouble with her mother, Sarah!

According to new reports, Bristol got her butt chewed out from her mother after she got a tattoo of the letter “T”. What?!?

A source said, “Sarah really laid into Bristol, saying enough is enough. She’d better not read anywhere about Bristol getting anything else tattooed or pierced.”

Ha, so Sarah’s upset that Bristol got a tattoo? She’s old enough to do whatever she wants with her body….She had a kid as a teenager, but getting ink is where she draws the line?!?

Sarah is also said to be miffed about Bristol living with her former Dancing With The Stars co-star, Kyle Massey. Are they dating now?

The snitch said, “Sarah is furious at Bristol for going so quickly from man to man. She is doing her best to prevent Bristol’s new relationship from being featured in the reality show. Bristol is completely rebelling against her mother – now that she’s experiencing life outside of Alaska and away from Sarah. She has opened her eyes and realized how sheletered and programmed she was.”

Oh Sarah, when are you going to realize that you can’t control everything? Weirdo.

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Levi Johnston’s sister Mercede appears in the latest issue of Playboy magazine, telling everyone what they’ve already known, Bristol Palin is evil. Well, duh. She has a succubus for a mother, doesn’t that tell you anything?!??

In her interview, Mercede calls Bristol “evil” and a “sociopath”. Well isn’t that just dandy. TMZ has more:

19-year-old Mercede Johnston (above left) just WENT OFF about the entire Palin crew — calling Sarah Palin a bad mom who’s “never there for [her kids]” … adding, “She doesn’t make her kids go to school. She’d rather parade them around and put on a show, at book signings or conventions.”

As for Bristol — “Everything is about her, her, her. She has to have her own way. She’ll be supersweet and then she turns into the most evil person I’ve ever known …Honestly, she is the meanest person.”

Mercede adds, “I didn’t know someone could be so vindictive and evil …[She’s] a sociopath. She doesn’t think anything she could do or does is wrong.”

Mercede also claims Bristol and Levi PLANNED their pregnancy — saying, “They were trying to conceive for months.”

And for good measure … Mercede explains why Sarah would have been a TERRIBLE president saying, “I think she’d have had a mental breakdown if she was elected [president] … She can’t even answer Katie Couric’s questions.” Everything is about her, her, her. She has to have her own way. She’ll be supersweet and then she turns into the most evil person I’ve ever known …Honestly, she is the meanest person. I didn’t know someone could be so vindictive and evil …[She’s] a sociopath. She doesn’t think anything she could do or does is wrong.

Who knew that Bristol really was trying to famewhore it up and her mother would suck as the President?!? We knew that….Abstinence, my butt. She really was trying to get knocked up….she should have to refund all of the money that was given to her by those groups who paid her for speaking engagements.

Bristol Palin is so delusional enough, for one, to think that she can get knocked up as a teenager and then go on to promote abstinence. For two, she thinks that she actually had any shred of dancing ability for her stint on Dancing With The Stars…. Now, she thinks that we’re all jealous of her mother, Sarah. Oh yeah, that’s totally it. Give up now, you’ve figured us out. It’s jealousy.

The Palins really are as dumb as a brick, but they must actually believe the crap that they’re spewing to other people. Bristol gave an interview to Christianity Today, where she talked about how God is on Sarah’s side and we’re “all envious.”

She said, “Yeah, I think that people treat her poorly, they treat her with no respect, and I think it’s because they’re envious of her. She’s got a good family, she’s got a good husband, she’s got awesome support, she’s got God on her side, and I think people are envious of that.”

We totally ARE! Bristol’s a total genius….UMM, NO.

Bristol goes on to add to the confusion about her own public image. Since getting knocked up in a tent after being drunk on wine coolers, she’s become an abstinence advocate. As hypocritical as that sounds, she seems to be flip-flopping? She said, “I would much rather attend a pro-life event than an abstinence type of event just because I’m much more passionate about pro-life things.”

Whether or not Sarah is going to run for President remains a mystery, because Bristol knows and she isn’t letting the cat out of the bag. She said, “Yeah, I’m pretty sure I know. We talk all the time. What’s said at our kitchen table will remain there until she wants to make a decision publicly.”

God help us all.

Bristol Palin wrote a memoir, titled, Not Afraid Of Life: My Journey So Far, in which she claimed to have gotten drunk with ex-boyfriend Levi Johnston, blacking out and having sex with him. MORAL CODE BREACHED, right?!?

Bristol appeared on The View to discuss recent media claims that Levi “stole” her virginity. You would think if someone “stole” your virginity, you would feel violated and abused. It’s quite possibly something that you wouldn’t wish to repeat — if your name isn’t Bristol Palin, of course.

In her book, she revealed that she didn’t get pregnant just from the virginity thieving incident. No, she continued to have sex with Levi. So the obvious question remains, why keep doing something if you didn’t enjoy it? Barbara Walters asked, “It must have been okay, because you kept on having sex with him, yeah?”

She responded, “We did it that one night and I just figured it’s okay to do it again because I’d already broken my moral code.”

Palin + Morals = Beleivable?

Because no one ever said that you’d actually have to be a “star” to compete on a show like Dancing With The Stars, reports are swirling around that Dina Lohan wants to be a contestant! Oh yay.. They should really rename the show to Dancing With The Has-Beens…or perhaps the Never Was-es…?

I guess it would be feasible to think that ABC would take Dina, they’ve taken Bristol Palin, whose name we know only because her mom was the former governor of Alaska…and the fact that this “teen activist” got knocked up at such a young age and turned out to be a pro-abstinence advocate. Ugh. But…I digress.

Since Lindsay has been pretty much out of a well paying movie job since her recent lockup, maybe Dina just needs to earn some money?

Page Six reports:

Dina Lohan says she’s in talks to appear on “Dancing With the Stars.” On Sunday, Lindsay Lohan’s mom was overheard talking about her plans to appear on the ABC show as she celebrated her daughter’s birthday at a private house in Water Mill dubbed the Ciroc Cabana Club. Lindsay had been expected to join, but she stayed in LA to remain low-key after completing her house arrest.

I hope that this is merely a story planted there by the Lohans and that there’s no truth to it. What do you think?

“Teen activist” Bristol Palin went on the air today for Good Morning America and told the cameras that her ex-boyfriend, Levi Johnston did not rape her, as previously believed.

In her new book, Not Afraid Of Life: My Journey So Far, she detailed how Levi and she had sex when she was only fifteen-years-old. She claimed that she went camping with him and got drunk on wine coolers. The next day, she said that she woke up and was no longer a virgin.

She said that she felt as if her virginity was “stolen”, but denies any rape accusations. She said, “I’m not accusing Levi of date rape, or rape at all. But I am just looking back with the adult eyes I have now, and just thinking, that was a foolish decision.”

You know what’s even more foolish? Going on television, promoting yourself as an advocate of teen abstinence after having a baby so young. How can she continue to profit from that? It just doesn’t make sense to us.

What do you think?

Not only has both Sarah and Bristol Palin written books, now they are actively seeking out trademarks for their names. Bristol is coming out with her memoir, Not Afraid Of Life: My Journey So Far, where she says her ex-boyfriend, Levi Johnston, cheated on her. She also claims that she was drunk on wine coolers when they first had sex.

Now, we’ve learned that the mother and daughter team are trying to trademark their names. The two have applied for the trademarks and so far, their applications have not been challenged. That could possibly be because no one wants to claim the names and sound utterly stupid. Just a hunch.

Pop Eater reports:

Sarah Palin seeks a trademark to protect her name, or “mark,” for business and advertising, elections, entertainment engagements and for “providing motivational speaking services in the field of politics.” Bristol Palin’s application says she does motivational speaking “in the field of life choices.” One benefit to trademark protection is using the U.S. federal court system to sue for infringement. Government at work!

Why are these people famous in the first place? Sarah stepped down as Governor after losing out the Vice Presidential bid and her daughter is famous for getting knocked up at the age of seventeen. It happens to girls all of the time, yet this twit is now a household name for it. It doesn’t make sense, don’t you think?

If the rumors of Sarah Palin’s plans to divorce her husband Todd are true, then perhaps that would explain a few things? Most notably, that tour bus of hers, of which was recently defaced with a sign…?

According to The Globe, Sarah has “walked out” on her husband, moving into a house in Arizona worth $1.7 million. Of course, it also involves “cheating, lies and jealousy”. Perhaps no one has told The Globe, but the “First Husband” is and was always riding on the Pitbull’s coattails. Shocker, right?

Reportedly, Sarah is in the middle of hammering out a divorce deal with Todd, as she creeps on over to Arizona where her famewhoring daughter Bristol lives. She is also mulling over her possible run for the Presidency.

In the midst of all of that drama, Sarah is said to be miffed that Bristol for shacking up with Kyle Massey. A snitch close to the situation said, “Sarah is furious at Bristol for going so quickly from man to man. She is doing her best to prevent Bristol’s new relationship from being featured in the reality show. Bristol is completely rebelling against her mother – now that she’s experiencing life outside of Alaska and away from Sarah. She has opened her eyes and realized how sheltered and programmed she was.”

Are you buying it? Or are these rumors another way for the Palin Machine™ to continue the media whore train bus.

Despite the rumors that Bristol Palin only did her stint on Dancing With The Stars to make us hate television completely, her mother Sarah has another reason. She says that it’s due to the critics — and sticking it to them.

Sarah said, “She said, ‘The critics are going to criticize. The haters are going to hate. I might as well dance.’ Man, that’s a lesson. She taught us a lesson, ladies.”

What lesson? That you can be totally famous for having no discernible talent whatsoever because your mother was on the VP ticket and you got knocked up as a teenager??? Oh wow, big lesson there!

Ugh, these people. And Bristol sucked on Dancing With The Stars.

Now that Bristol Palin has crapped out a kid, she thinks she’s the be all and end all of teen pregnancy prevention? Pshaaaa says the students at Washington University!

She was said to be charging the campus several thousand dollars to appear as a guest speaker at the college’s Sexual Responsibility Week, but the students threatened to protest. Apparently, Bristol’s fee was supposed to come out of funds pooled together from the students themselves.

A rep for the school said that the talk isn’t taking place “because of the growing controversy among undergraduates over the decision to pay for Bristol’s talk with student-generated funds.”

Washington University students: 1 – Bristol Palin: 0

Bristol Palin really wants her ex-boyfriend Levi Johnston to sign over his parental rights to their son, Tripp. In a recent interview, she said that she’s been trying to get Levi to allow her to change Tripp’s last name from Johnston to Palin, as well.

She said, “Yeah, I’ve asked Levi to do it many different times, just get it out of the way, just sign over his parental rights, but I don’t know if he will or if wants to right now.”

Isn’t it a little crazy that she speaks about such matters in a seemingly nonchalant way? Is anyone else picking up on that?

As far as living without his child support payments in exchange for his parental rights, she’s willing to do that, too. She said, “Yeah, of course, I’ve asked him to do that many times – just say, ‘Hey, look, let’s just avoid this custody case that’s been ongoing since Tripp was born just get it over with just sign over your rights.’”

She went on to say, “‘He’s always going to be your son, you can see him whenever you want to’, but he just doesn’t want to sign him over because it looks bad on paper.”

During her comedy routine at VH1 Divas Salute the Troops concert on Friday night, Kathy Griffin took a stab at making fun of Bristol Palin. She jokingly said, “She’s the only contestant in the history of the show to actually gain weight.”

Check out the video, it’s hilarious:

After Kathy called Bristol “the white Precious”, the troops boo’ed. Still, Kathy didn’t seem to mind!

Bristol has responded to the comments, saying, “The audience’s reaction to this ‘comedian’ spoke volumes, and the decent people I know would probably have booed her, too. I hope people didn’t have to pay money to hear her negativity and criticisms.”

Wow, she really does want to have a war with two different comedians, doesn’t she?

This is turning into a WAR! I love it.

In case you missed it, Margaret Cho spoke out about Bristol Palin doing Dancing With The Stars, saying that her mother Sarah forced her into doing it.

Bristol took to her Facebook page to deny the rumors that she was forced into doing the show, saying that they approached her. She also snuck in a gay comment, that could’ve been perceived as homophobic:

In a final zinger to Cho, Bristol urged the star to develop a fuller understanding of conservative politics. If that happens, says the teen activist, Cho “would embrace us faster than k.d. lang at an Indigo Girls concert.”

Now, Margaret is fighting back! She took to her Twitter page to say, “Must write song “embrace me” with kd lang and indigo girls. Must!!!!!!!”

She went on to tweet, “From jim short: These famewhoring Palins need to be renamed The Alaskardashians”. Ha! Nice one.

She added, “The only reason bristol is so freaked out and everyone is asking me to retract what I said is because they know its true.”

Mwuahaha.

The ball’s in your court Pistol.

Last week, former Dancing With The Stars competitor, Margaret Cho, said that Bristol Palin was forced to do the show by her mother Sarah. She revealed that Sarah felt that Bristol’s poorly timed pregnancy cost her the election in 2008. So, in order to get her back in the good graces of the nation, she had Bristol perform on the show. Makes sense to me.

Bristol is firing back at the claims, though. Us Magazine reports:

“I will give my friend credit for creativity, and extra points for getting so many ‘facts’ wrong in so few sentences,” she blogged. “Let me be blunt: my mom did not “force” me to go on DWTS. She did not ask me either. The show approached me.”

“Anyone who watched the show could tell I performed better, and I felt better about myself, when they were in the audience,” Bristol wrote. “I wanted to make them both proud, but politics had nothing to do with it. Loving my parents had everything to do with it.”

In a final zinger to Cho, Bristol urged the star to develop a fuller understanding of conservative politics. If that happens, says the teen activist, Cho “would embrace us faster than k.d. lang at an Indigo Girls concert.”

I’m not buying it…are you?

Finally, someone has spoken the truth! Straight from the horse’s mouth!! Ha.

Bristol Palin is on the defensive now, after Keith Olbermann saw her stupid safe sex PSA with The Situation and referred to her as the Worst Person in the World. This is not a title she should take lightly, he doesn’t just bestow it on anyone, she really had to work for it.

Either way, Bristol was not pleased with Keith’s honor, and thus, took to her Facebook page to rant about it.

Her long-winded nonsense:

Recently, a left wing commentator named Keith Olbermann attacked me for being a spokesperson for abstinence education and for being an Ambassador for the Candies Foundation, which promotes teen pregnancy awareness and prevention education. He went so far as to call me “the worst person” he knows, apparently, for my efforts to educate teenagers about the real world risks of premarital sex.

Accusing me of hypocrisy is by now, an old canard. What Mr. Olbermann lacks in originality he makes up for with insincere incredulity. Mr. Olbermann fails to understand that in order to have credibility as a spokesperson, it sometimes takes a person who has made mistakes. Parents warn their children about the mistakes they made so they are not repeated. Former gang members travel to schools to educate teenagers about the risks of gang life. Recovered addicts lecture to others about the risks of alcohol and drug abuse. And yes, a teen mother talks about the benefits of preventing teen pregnancy.

I have never claimed to be perfect. If that makes me the “worst person in the world” to Mr. Olbermann, then I must apologize for not being absolutely faultless like he undoubtedly must be.

To Mr. Olbermann let me say this: you can attack me all you want. But you will not stop me from getting my message out about teen pregnancy prevention. And one day, if you ever have a daughter, you may change your mind about me.

Proof that Bristol did NOT write this

Incredulity
CANARD
abstinence
undoubtedly
prevention

All of these words she’d have to look up in the dictionary. WTF?!? Canard? Ummm, okay. When you find another young person who knows what that means, then I’m calling CPS on you for robbing them of their childhood. Seriously.

CANARD.

Margaret Cho took to her official blog to talk about the reason behind Bristol Palin’s decision to go on Dancing With The Stars this past season. And it all boils down to her Mama Grizzly, Sarah Palin. Who knew?!?

According to Margaret, Bristol was blamed by Sarah for her not winning the election and Sarah forced her to go on the show so that the public would love her again. Ugh. Somehow, I don’t doubt this at all.

Margaret says:

Why did Bristol do Dancing with the Stars? I heard from someone who really should know (really should seriously know the dirt really really) that the only reason Bristol was on the show was because Sarah Palin forced her to do it. Sarah supposedly blames Bristol harshly and openly (in the circles that I heard it from) for not winning the election, and so she told Bristol she “owed” it to her to do DWTS so that “America would fall in love with her again” and make it possible for Sarah Palin to run in 2012 with America behind her all the way. Instead of being supposedly “handicapped” by the presence of her teen mom daughter, now Bristol is going to be an “asset” – a celebrity beloved for her dancing. I am sure the show wasn’t in on this (but who knows anything really).

No matter what, Margaret still liked Bristol and her dancing. She went on to say:

Although I don’t agree with the family’s politics at all, I really like Bristol as a person. She’s warm and incredibly supportive, and I think that she looks beautiful out on the dance floor. It’s heartbreaking that people are so awful to her about her weight. I think she looks fantastic, and why does everybody think they have a right to comment on our bodies? What are young girls going to take away from that? If people call her fat what kind of impact does that have on women who have similar body types – which is most of us??!! Still, it is a dance competition, and so I am sure that people feel they have the right to judge bodies and not just ability. That’s just wrong.

Do you think Sarah would stoop so low to make her daughter go on a dancing competition because she’s holding her responsible for her election loss?

Last night, on Dancing With The Stars, Jennifer Grey and Derek Hough were at the top of the leaderboard with 60 points. Kyle Massey and Lacey Schwimmer were in second place with 56, leaving Bristol Palin and Mark Ballas bringing up the rear with 52 points.

There are two more dances scheduled for tonight, but all of the viewer votes are in. I tried voting last night, but got an error from ABC’s website, several times. Christina Aguilera performed a song from Burlesque and people were left wondering if she’s pregnant again.

Favorite Dances:

Kyle Massey & Lacey Schwimmer – The Tango – Score: 26
Bristol Palin & Mark Ballas – The Tango – Score: 25
Jennifer Grey & Derek Hough – Viennese Waltz – Score: 30

Instant Dances:

Kyle & Lacey – 28
Jennifer & Derek – 28
Bristol & Mark – 27

Stay tuned for more up-to-the-minute results!!!

The season 11 winner is: JENNIFER GREY & DEREK HOUGH!

Thank God and all that is holy that it wasn’t Bristol Palin! HA!

Bristol Palin earned a score of 25 for her craptastic freestyle and meanwhile, her fans are going NON-STOP trying to get her to win the Mirror Ball trophy. I was sincerely left unimpressed by either of her dances and feel that she should’ve been eliminated a long time ago.

Yet Mama Grizzly was in the audience at Dancing With The Stars, cheering on her cub. Don’t make me throw up. I’ve got Palin Overload, I think I need to see a doctor.

While I do that, you can watch the video above.