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Right after last night’s elimination on “Dancing With The Stars”, it was said that Bristol Palin refused to address the media with regard to her getting the axe from the dancing competition. Surprising? Not really.

On Monday night’s performance episode of the show, Bristol and her professional dance partner Mark Ballas scored 32 points out of 40, making them the second from the bottom on the leaderboard. They shared the bottom two positions with Kirstie Alley and Maksim Chmerkovskiy, but were eliminated from the competition.

Usually, after an elimination, the axed parties have some words of wisdom about their time on the show, but not Bristol. Mark spoke to the press afterward, saying, “She’s preparing for the schedule that lays ahead. It’s tough man. I’m sure it’s alarming. I’m just really proud of her. For someone like that with zero entertainment experience, she didn’t go down without a fight.”

With regard to how she has changed since their first season together, he said, “Definitely more vocal about what she wants and how she wants to approach things. I really tried my best here. There’s not much more I could have done.”

Aside from their little argument last week, he said that they got along really well. He also commented on who he thinks will take home the Mirror Ball trophy…Shawn Johnson and Derek Hough. What do you think? Is that an accurate prediction given their performances during the All-Stars season?

On Tuesday night, former *NSync star Joey Fatone and his professional dance partner Kym Johnson were eliminated from the competition on “Dancing With The Stars”. It came as a shock to fans that Bristol Palin was saved from being sent home. Apparently the elimination came as a shock to Bristol, as well.

Bristol and her pro dance partner Mark Ballas scored the lowest on the leaderboard, but were saved from being sent packing on the show’s second elimination of the season. After Joey was sent home, Bristol said, “I was kind of shocked ’cause we did have the lowest scores…definitely not a judge favorite, but I’m working on it.”

Joey also commented on his exit for the second time, saying, “It’s a dance competition. You take it for what it’s worth. You have fun with it. If you don’t do good, ya get kicked off. You move off to the next project.”

Their fellow competitor Kirstie Alley spoke of next week’s double elimination, adding, “I don’t want to kill my own joy by being so nervous and so serious about it. This is an entertainment show so I’m here to entertain!”

In an interesting turn of events, Bristol Palin’s ex-boyfriend Levi Johnston was allowed to procreate once more. He has a son with Bristol and his girlfriend Sunny Oglesby has just given birth to their daughter Breeze Beretta Johnston. He’s like the K-Fed of the political world. Roll the stupidity, “Us Weekly”:

In April, Johnston and Oglesby sat down for a chat with Inside Edition, during which he admitted the pregnancy was “unplanned.”

“There was a time we went to the cabin and forgot the birth control pills, and a month later we found out we were having a baby,” he explained of Sunny, a 20-year-old teacher who resides in his hometown of Wasilla, Alaska.

Does this guy not know where babies come from? This makes us weep for future generations.

Remember how we told you how much Bristol Palin sucks as a parent? Well, apparently the news has filtered back to whatever hole Levi Johnston has been residing in and now he’s mad. Either that or he just wants the media attention for appearing to be mad.

In Bristol’s reality show “Life’s A Tripp”, her son was heard dropping the F-bomb to her sister Willow. Everybody and their uncle thought it was a gay slur, but Bristol denied that, saying that it was the “other f-bomb”. Now, Levi is creeping out of the woodwork to try to seek full custody of Tripp. TMZ reports:

Now, Levi’s had enough — telling TMZ, he’s been watching the show and is “disgusted” by his son’s language and behavior. Levi says his son is on a “downward spiral” and getting “no real parenting.”

Levi tells us, Tripp “deserves a better family” than what Bristol and the rest of the Palins are providing — adding, “I love my son more than anything .. and I will do whatever it takes to make sure he is raised the right way.”

To ensure that happens, Levi dropped by the courthouse in Wasilla, Alaska this week to pick up all the necessary paperwork to obtain full custody of Tripp — and he plans to file it ASAP.

It’s going to be a war of the douchebags and we can’t wait. Who do you think will win this fight?

In case you hadn’t heard, “teen activist” Bristol Palin will be appearing on the fall season of “Dancing With The Stars”, the All-Stars season. Scary, right? Like it wasn’t bad enough that they considered a celebrity in the first place, but to bring her back when the judges fluffed up her performances even though they sucked? Ludicrous!

Still, “DWTS” pro Derek Hough has nothing but good things to say about Bristol’s return to the ballroom floor. He said, “Unfortunately with the Palin drama and the crazy entertainment it’s brought to the United States, I suppose it comes with the territory. But I think, good for her – good for her to put herself out there because it’s really easy to kind of hibernate and just to disappear.”

He added, “She’s saying, ‘I’m going to go out there and do my thing and if you don’t like it, then fine!’”

During a press panel at the Television Critics Association, Bristol said, “Critics are going to be talking about us either way. I might as well be doing something enjoyable and fun and with a good group of people, and that’s why I’m doing it.”

Meanwhile, the majority of folks who heard that she was going on the All-Stars show wished she would hibernate and disappear. Alas, we’re not that lucky.

Bristol Palin is making her return to the fifteenth season of ABC’s hit dancing competition “Dancing With The Stars”. Bristol finished in third place on fall season in 2010 and apparently someone at the network thought she was compelling enough to bring her back for the All-Stars season of the show. Scary, right? She’s not even a real celebrity, so we are curious who’s idea of a sick joke this is?

Naysayers like ourselves think it was a mistake to have her on the show in the first place, let alone a second time. Bristol said, “You’re going to talk about me if I’m in my little life in Alaska or if I’m in L.A., so I might as well just have fun with it. I just think that God provides opportunities like this, and you can either go out and do them or not do them.”

She also said that reality television helps her to put food on the table, even though her show “Life’s A Tripp” is tanking in the ratings. She commented, “Do I like to provide for my son? Yes, I do. I’m not whining, I’m not complaining. I’m going to go out there and have fun.”

We hope she is one of the first ones eliminated from the competition. She sucks as a dancer and as a person.

Just yesterday Earsucker reported that Bristol Palin sucks as a parent. This nitwit’s three-year-old son Tripp said the word “faggot” on national television and while the show’s three viewers were offended, she is now denying his use of the homophobic slur. Uh huh.

Bristol took to her official blog to talk about the recent episode of “Life’s A Tripp”, which airs on the Lifetime channel. Bristol said, “As I’ve said before, I sometimes struggle to raise Tripp. However, he does not use slurs. On the most recent episode of Life’s A Tripp, The Huffington Post is reporting that my son said the word ‘f-gg-t.’ This is not true. Let me be clear. I’m not proud of what he did say. Sadly, he used a different ‘f-word.’”

She went on to say, “Lifetime filmed over 12 months (on and off) and they caught a moment on film that would cause any parent to be red in the face. Tripp is always surrounded by adults — around the campfires with cousins and their friends, at the shop with my dad and his snow machine buddies. He’s apparently picked up some language that I’d prefer he not use. On national television or at home.”

She added, “I guess the temptation to label my 3-year-old son is just too great for the lefty papers to resist.”

We’re not “lefty”, nor are we labeling your son — we’re just calling out the obvious — You suck as a parent.

Bristol Palin really sucks as a parent to her three-year-old son Tripp with Levi Johnston. This poor kid doesn’t even stand a chance, does he?

Bristol has never been known to be gay friendly, so somehow in the grand scheme of things, this doesn’t really surprise anyone. But, this nitwit is in charge of raising and disciplining a three-year-old. Apparently referring to someone as a “faggot” is just peachy keen in the Palin household.

For one, how does a three-year-old child learn that word unless it’s something that he hears on the regular? The “Huffington Post” reports:

A newly-released clip from the Lifetime reality series “Bristol Palin: Life’s a Tripp” shows Tripp Palin uttering a homophobic slur when mom Bristol and aunt Willow won’t let him visit the swimming pool.

The Palin sisters gasp, and then giggle, when three-year-old Tripp’s temper tantrum culminates in the tot calling his aunt a “faggot.”

Though Bristol does confess that she’s “doing a terrible job disciplining Tripp…I know he’s going to continue to push the boundaries,” her son’s behavior doesn’t seem too out of step, given his family’s history of anti-gay activity. In 2010, Willow sparked controversy when she fired off at a classmate on Facebook, referring to him “so gay” and “such a faggot.”

Such a shame that he has to be subjected to having Bristol as a mother. Someone’s got to think of the kids!

We didn’t care for Bristol Palin on the eleventh season of “Dancing With The Stars”, so we imagine it’s not going to be a welcomed comeback if she returns for the show’s all-star season. Ugh, I just can’t with this girl. She’s a “teen activist” who calls people out for being homosexual and preaches about not having kids as a teen, even though that’s what she’s done. Thank God she didn’t win her season.

ABC is gearing up to release the names for the upcoming season of the show on July 27, 2012. Rumor has it that the all-stars season will include Bristol. Bristol competed against Kyle Massey and Jennifer Grey in 2010, but was left in third place.

It’s also being said that the list might include Mel. B from the Spice Girls, Carson Kressley (I co-sign this) and Joey Lawrence. Bristol’s inclusion (along with a possible Kate Gosselin) would make a lot of interest because her reality show just bombed.

Will she return to embarrass herself even further on the upcoming season of “DWTS”? Who do you want to see on the All-Stars season? We would like to see Gilles Marini, Carson Kressley (even though he didn’t dance well, he was fun to watch) and professional dancers Maksim Chmerkovskiy and Tristan MacManus. Who’s on your list?

Bristol Palin really put her foot in her mouth when she opened it to express her opinions on President Obama’s support of gay marriage. Most disturbingly, she said that “we know that in general kids do better growing up in a mother/father home. Ideally, fathers help shape their kids’ worldview.”

Ironically, her son Tripp is not growing up in a home with a mother and a father, so we don’t think Bristol has any right to speak on the subject. It came off as ignorant — and apparently Jenni “JWoww” Farley from “Jersey Shore” agrees.

She took to her official Twitter account to say, “Bristol should keep her uneducated, ignorant mouth shut. If you’re living in the past you wouldn’t have a kid without marriage. Hypocrite. It’s 2012! My best friend will get married one day and not just have a civil union with his man. Stop hating people.”

CO-SIGNED.