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Sarah Palin’s daughter, Bristol, says that she hated Hollywood and being famous! Who knew that any member of the Palin family would say such a thing?!?

She was basically the nobody daughter of a politician, until she got knocked up at the age of 17-years-old. Afterward, she went on to become a “teen activist” and appeared on Dancing With The Stars. Now, she says that she really hated all of the fame. Sure she did. Then why is she releasing a statement about it?!?

In a new interview, she said, “I wasn’t really into the Hollywood thing. My son Tripp is going to be starting preschool soon, so we needed to settle into a routine. When we’re at home in Alaska, Tripp is outside all the time…his cheeks are always bright red!”

Despite saying all of that, it’s being rumored that Bristol is shilling for some sort of reality show. I guess she doesn’t hate show business enough to stay away from it completely.

What do you think?

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Levi Johnston recently released his tell-all book, Deer in the Headlights: My Life in Sarah Palin’s Crosshairs and revealed that looking back, he thought that Sarah Palin had a bit of a crush on him. Talk about awkward!

He said, “Even growing up my friends would always say that [Palin would flirt with him], it seems kind of weird. Then one of my publishers said she had a cougar crush on me!”

Ewww…that had to be creepy!

He said, “I guess I’d say, ‘Yeah, I think she did.’ Now looking back and remembering what everyone said. She never touched me or anything like that! Now it kind of weirds me out thinking about it.”

He also revealed that his son, Tripp, with Bristol Palin wasn’t an accident and that she wanted a baby after her mother had her son, Trig.

He said, “Bristol wanted to have a baby. It all happened on purpose. I wasn’t tricked into it. I kind of went with it.”

Madness!

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Bristol Palin’s ex-boyfriend, Levi Johnston has just written a book, in which he claims that her pregnancy was actually Bristol’s idea!

He revealed that Bristol felt slighted by her mother, Sarah Palin’s pregnancy that she wanted to one-up her mother and get pregnant herself.

Levi said that in March 2008, Bristol told him, “Let’s get pregnant”, because she wanted to be the next Palin mama grizzly.

He admitted to having “been too dumb” to use a condom with Bristol, and said that he knew “what she wanted” was to get pregnant by him.

Radar Online has more:

Sarah Palin thought Bristol and Levi were playing a joke on her when they first told her about their pregnancy, according to Johnston in the book.

He also revealed that Sarah even tried to make them put the baby up for adoption, but that was an idea that they both rejected. He said that Sarah wanted their son, Tripp, to call her “mommy” instead of “grandma”.

During an appearance on The Tonight Show, Bristol commented on Levi’s forthcoming book, saying that he’s “gonna have to find a screenwriter or something to come up with more obnoxious lies, so I’m not worried about it.”

The book is titled, Deer In The Headlights: My Life In Sarah Palin’s Crosshairs. It hits the store shelves on September 20, 2011.

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Bristol Palin is in trouble with her mother, Sarah!

According to new reports, Bristol got her butt chewed out from her mother after she got a tattoo of the letter “T”. What?!?

A source said, “Sarah really laid into Bristol, saying enough is enough. She’d better not read anywhere about Bristol getting anything else tattooed or pierced.”

Ha, so Sarah’s upset that Bristol got a tattoo? She’s old enough to do whatever she wants with her body….She had a kid as a teenager, but getting ink is where she draws the line?!?

Sarah is also said to be miffed about Bristol living with her former Dancing With The Stars co-star, Kyle Massey. Are they dating now?

The snitch said, “Sarah is furious at Bristol for going so quickly from man to man. She is doing her best to prevent Bristol’s new relationship from being featured in the reality show. Bristol is completely rebelling against her mother – now that she’s experiencing life outside of Alaska and away from Sarah. She has opened her eyes and realized how sheletered and programmed she was.”

Oh Sarah, when are you going to realize that you can’t control everything? Weirdo.

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Levi Johnston’s sister Mercede appears in the latest issue of Playboy magazine, telling everyone what they’ve already known, Bristol Palin is evil. Well, duh. She has a succubus for a mother, doesn’t that tell you anything?!??

In her interview, Mercede calls Bristol “evil” and a “sociopath”. Well isn’t that just dandy. TMZ has more:

19-year-old Mercede Johnston (above left) just WENT OFF about the entire Palin crew — calling Sarah Palin a bad mom who’s “never there for [her kids]” … adding, “She doesn’t make her kids go to school. She’d rather parade them around and put on a show, at book signings or conventions.”

As for Bristol — “Everything is about her, her, her. She has to have her own way. She’ll be supersweet and then she turns into the most evil person I’ve ever known …Honestly, she is the meanest person.”

Mercede adds, “I didn’t know someone could be so vindictive and evil …[She’s] a sociopath. She doesn’t think anything she could do or does is wrong.”

Mercede also claims Bristol and Levi PLANNED their pregnancy — saying, “They were trying to conceive for months.”

And for good measure … Mercede explains why Sarah would have been a TERRIBLE president saying, “I think she’d have had a mental breakdown if she was elected [president] … She can’t even answer Katie Couric’s questions.” Everything is about her, her, her. She has to have her own way. She’ll be supersweet and then she turns into the most evil person I’ve ever known …Honestly, she is the meanest person. I didn’t know someone could be so vindictive and evil …[She’s] a sociopath. She doesn’t think anything she could do or does is wrong.

Who knew that Bristol really was trying to famewhore it up and her mother would suck as the President?!? We knew that….Abstinence, my butt. She really was trying to get knocked up….she should have to refund all of the money that was given to her by those groups who paid her for speaking engagements.

Bristol Palin is so delusional enough, for one, to think that she can get knocked up as a teenager and then go on to promote abstinence. For two, she thinks that she actually had any shred of dancing ability for her stint on Dancing With The Stars…. Now, she thinks that we’re all jealous of her mother, Sarah. Oh yeah, that’s totally it. Give up now, you’ve figured us out. It’s jealousy.

The Palins really are as dumb as a brick, but they must actually believe the crap that they’re spewing to other people. Bristol gave an interview to Christianity Today, where she talked about how God is on Sarah’s side and we’re “all envious.”

She said, “Yeah, I think that people treat her poorly, they treat her with no respect, and I think it’s because they’re envious of her. She’s got a good family, she’s got a good husband, she’s got awesome support, she’s got God on her side, and I think people are envious of that.”

We totally ARE! Bristol’s a total genius….UMM, NO.

Bristol goes on to add to the confusion about her own public image. Since getting knocked up in a tent after being drunk on wine coolers, she’s become an abstinence advocate. As hypocritical as that sounds, she seems to be flip-flopping? She said, “I would much rather attend a pro-life event than an abstinence type of event just because I’m much more passionate about pro-life things.”

Whether or not Sarah is going to run for President remains a mystery, because Bristol knows and she isn’t letting the cat out of the bag. She said, “Yeah, I’m pretty sure I know. We talk all the time. What’s said at our kitchen table will remain there until she wants to make a decision publicly.”

God help us all.

Bristol Palin wrote a memoir, titled, Not Afraid Of Life: My Journey So Far, in which she claimed to have gotten drunk with ex-boyfriend Levi Johnston, blacking out and having sex with him. MORAL CODE BREACHED, right?!?

Bristol appeared on The View to discuss recent media claims that Levi “stole” her virginity. You would think if someone “stole” your virginity, you would feel violated and abused. It’s quite possibly something that you wouldn’t wish to repeat — if your name isn’t Bristol Palin, of course.

In her book, she revealed that she didn’t get pregnant just from the virginity thieving incident. No, she continued to have sex with Levi. So the obvious question remains, why keep doing something if you didn’t enjoy it? Barbara Walters asked, “It must have been okay, because you kept on having sex with him, yeah?”

She responded, “We did it that one night and I just figured it’s okay to do it again because I’d already broken my moral code.”

Palin + Morals = Beleivable?

Because no one ever said that you’d actually have to be a “star” to compete on a show like Dancing With The Stars, reports are swirling around that Dina Lohan wants to be a contestant! Oh yay.. They should really rename the show to Dancing With The Has-Beens…or perhaps the Never Was-es…?

I guess it would be feasible to think that ABC would take Dina, they’ve taken Bristol Palin, whose name we know only because her mom was the former governor of Alaska…and the fact that this “teen activist” got knocked up at such a young age and turned out to be a pro-abstinence advocate. Ugh. But…I digress.

Since Lindsay has been pretty much out of a well paying movie job since her recent lockup, maybe Dina just needs to earn some money?

Page Six reports:

Dina Lohan says she’s in talks to appear on “Dancing With the Stars.” On Sunday, Lindsay Lohan’s mom was overheard talking about her plans to appear on the ABC show as she celebrated her daughter’s birthday at a private house in Water Mill dubbed the Ciroc Cabana Club. Lindsay had been expected to join, but she stayed in LA to remain low-key after completing her house arrest.

I hope that this is merely a story planted there by the Lohans and that there’s no truth to it. What do you think?

“Teen activist” Bristol Palin went on the air today for Good Morning America and told the cameras that her ex-boyfriend, Levi Johnston did not rape her, as previously believed.

In her new book, Not Afraid Of Life: My Journey So Far, she detailed how Levi and she had sex when she was only fifteen-years-old. She claimed that she went camping with him and got drunk on wine coolers. The next day, she said that she woke up and was no longer a virgin.

She said that she felt as if her virginity was “stolen”, but denies any rape accusations. She said, “I’m not accusing Levi of date rape, or rape at all. But I am just looking back with the adult eyes I have now, and just thinking, that was a foolish decision.”

You know what’s even more foolish? Going on television, promoting yourself as an advocate of teen abstinence after having a baby so young. How can she continue to profit from that? It just doesn’t make sense to us.

What do you think?

Not only has both Sarah and Bristol Palin written books, now they are actively seeking out trademarks for their names. Bristol is coming out with her memoir, Not Afraid Of Life: My Journey So Far, where she says her ex-boyfriend, Levi Johnston, cheated on her. She also claims that she was drunk on wine coolers when they first had sex.

Now, we’ve learned that the mother and daughter team are trying to trademark their names. The two have applied for the trademarks and so far, their applications have not been challenged. That could possibly be because no one wants to claim the names and sound utterly stupid. Just a hunch.

Pop Eater reports:

Sarah Palin seeks a trademark to protect her name, or “mark,” for business and advertising, elections, entertainment engagements and for “providing motivational speaking services in the field of politics.” Bristol Palin’s application says she does motivational speaking “in the field of life choices.” One benefit to trademark protection is using the U.S. federal court system to sue for infringement. Government at work!

Why are these people famous in the first place? Sarah stepped down as Governor after losing out the Vice Presidential bid and her daughter is famous for getting knocked up at the age of seventeen. It happens to girls all of the time, yet this twit is now a household name for it. It doesn’t make sense, don’t you think?

If the rumors of Sarah Palin’s plans to divorce her husband Todd are true, then perhaps that would explain a few things? Most notably, that tour bus of hers, of which was recently defaced with a sign…?

According to The Globe, Sarah has “walked out” on her husband, moving into a house in Arizona worth $1.7 million. Of course, it also involves “cheating, lies and jealousy”. Perhaps no one has told The Globe, but the “First Husband” is and was always riding on the Pitbull’s coattails. Shocker, right?

Reportedly, Sarah is in the middle of hammering out a divorce deal with Todd, as she creeps on over to Arizona where her famewhoring daughter Bristol lives. She is also mulling over her possible run for the Presidency.

In the midst of all of that drama, Sarah is said to be miffed that Bristol for shacking up with Kyle Massey. A snitch close to the situation said, “Sarah is furious at Bristol for going so quickly from man to man. She is doing her best to prevent Bristol’s new relationship from being featured in the reality show. Bristol is completely rebelling against her mother – now that she’s experiencing life outside of Alaska and away from Sarah. She has opened her eyes and realized how sheltered and programmed she was.”

Are you buying it? Or are these rumors another way for the Palin Machine™ to continue the media whore train bus.