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At Tuesday night’s Brit Awards, Lady Gaga showed up wearing the dress/artistic piece to the right. This gave one farm assistant manager inspiration for a good way to scare off pigeons from his crops.

I’m sure that she didn’t have the Haus Of Gaga create this masterpiece for what Nigel Britten used it as inspiration for. The Surrey farmer concocted a version of the singer’s outfit for use as a scarecrow to keep the pesky pigeons at bay.

Nigel said, “We were laughing at Lady Gaga’s outfit and that extraordinary wig and talking about how scary she looked. My fiancee Marti joked that I should make a scarecrow which looked like her. I laughed and then it occurred to me it was actually a good idea.”

The Daily Mail reports:

“We’ve been worried about the increasing audacity of birds on our farms for some time. I was tearing my hair out because the pigeons were taking all the corn after planting. We’d used traditional scarecrows but the old ways just don’t seem to work any more, so we have had to become more and more inventive.”

And Mr Britten said that so far, the 7ft tall Lady GaGa scarecrow, complete with shocking white wig made from cotton wool and dress, is keeping birds off his wheat crops which are used to grow Hovis bread.

Too funny. Fashion inspiring common sense. Now that I can get behind.

Rumor has it that Lady Gaga is planning on performing her song, “Telephone” at the Brit Awards on February 16, 2010.

Also rumored to be performing alongside Gaga is Beyonce. We’re not sure how factual this information is at this time, for now it’s just a rumor. The duo were also rumored to be performing at the Grammy Awards, but that never came to fruition.

So, we’ll wait and see.

British songstress Joss Stone says that she thinks British people hate her. She’s been slammed over her style of dress and received nothing but bashing when she used a fake American accent at the 2007 Brit Awards.

She says that she can’t figure out why she gets so much negative attention from her own people.

She said, “A lot of people in this country hate me. I seem to annoy people. I’m always on the worst-dressed lists and I just seem to get people very angry. When I went out on stage at the Brits two years ago, there was an outcry because people thought I was talking in an American accent. I’m the sort of person who deals with conflict head-on, but my record company just canceled all interviews and TV appearances because of the fuss. I still don’t get what it’s all about.”

We don’t hate you, Joss. Come sing for us in the States!

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After disgracing the crap out of a Hello Kitty outfit, Katy Perry won an award at the Brit Awards for Best International Female Solo Artist.

The night didn’t end too well for the “Hot N Cold” singer. She ended up getting sick and vomiting backstage after she accepted her award from Lionel Richie.

She said, “I’m so sick right now, but they said I should show up because something special might happen. Thank you to everyone at my record label. I proved I work pretty hard because I want to die right now.”

We’re wishing for the same fate hoping she feels better soon!

Now with some Hello Kitty:

Image Credit: Bauer-Griffin