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Brooke Hogan did a brand new photo shoot for “Life & Style” magazine where she was pictured without the use of Photoshop or any other image editing software.

She talked about the unflattering photos that were taken of her in Miami over New Year’s, saying. “They took the photos from a bad angle, and I was hunched over. Whoever invented Photoshop was a genius, but it sets a bad example for what healthy is.”

And why would she do bikini shots after that? She said, “I’m not a size 2 and probably never will be. That’s something I had to get out of my head a long time ago.”

Her creepy dad, Hulk, also had to add his two cents, because, you know, he “accompanies” her to stuff involving bikinis. He said, “Brooke is absolutely gorgeous and doesn’t need Photoshop. She’s been working her butt off.”

She also has a more positive outlook on her body. She adds, “I feel really confident and comfortable in my body. I feel feminine. I even like myself naked in the mirror! There’s always room for improvement, but I really do love my body.”

Singer and reality “star” Brooke Hogan has split up with her boyfriend, Yannique “Stack$” Barker. The duo began dating last spring, after he appeared in her video for “Falling”.

Her publicist said, “Brooke Hogan and Stack$ have split but remain friends. He was a big part of her life for a very long time, and she still cars about him and his family dearly. Brooke would like to thank her fans for their kind words and sensitivity during the breakup.”

Go get her fellas, she’s back on the market!

Brooke Hogan sat down with a local radio station to give an interview where she practically disses the entire planet. Not too bright, Brooke.

She took on Heidi Montag, whose music sucks, I will admit. Then she took aim at Cassie for those leaked nude photos. Then she went after Jay-Z and Beyonce….which was beyond dumb.

The video, after the jump! (continue reading…)

Brooke Hogan takes her mom Linda down in her new craptastic song, titled, “Dear Mom.”

This song is so horrible that it should be breaking records for how bad it is. The whole mom bashing thing worked for Eminem, so Brooke probably thought she would do well to take a whack at it.

She was wrong!! (continue reading…)

Brooke Hogan’s new song, “Ruff Me Up” has just leaked and we have the audio for your listening pleasure (or not).

The song features Flo Rida and it sounds to me like it’s kind of danc-ey, but it still doesn’t fare well against popular dance tracks like anything by Lady Gaga. (continue reading…)

Brooke Hogan has lent her vocals to covering Jeremih’s song, “Birthday Sex”. She let us all know about the cover via her official MySpage page.

Check out her cover below:

The song will be featured on her new mixtape, called “Judgement Day”, which will be available on BrookesWorld.com soon.

What do you think of the song? Click here to listen to the original song. Check out her airbrushed looking cover art for her album, “The Redemption”.

Brooke Hogan just revealed her new music video featuring Colby O’Donis, titled “Hey Yo”.

Check out the video below:

It’s not that bad, I mean, it’s not going to be the song of the summer or anything, but I’ve definitely heard a lot worse. What do you think?

Brooke Hogan has just released the cover art for her new album, “The Redemption”. And guess what? She’s an angel!

If you missed her official video for “Falling”, check it out here.

Jesus, would you look at those ribs? It’s almost like she’s glorifying being unnaturally skinny (even though she’s really not).

Dog her all you want, but I did like that one song she did, “About Us”, it was pretty good. But I still don’t know how I feel about this angelic-like album cover. It’s just too weird for me.

Via Brookesworld

Brooke Hogan has unleashed her new video “Falling” on the masses. The video features her boyfriend Stack$ and is mostly filmed on the beach.

Check it out:

Holy boobs in your face, Batman! Was that intended? No one needs to see that, yo. But, at least she looks really happy!

What do you think of the song? IT’S A MASTERPIECE!!!1!

Brooke Hogan has released a sneak peek of her new video for falling, and I’m likely to really compare this to Heidi Montag’s newest creation.

You can see the similarities right?

Image Credit: Bauer-Griffin

Brooke Hogan wants all of us to know that she’s a good singer. So, she took Kelly Clarkson’s song and tried to sing over it. What actually occurred was this mangled mess of a song:

Must I quote Kara DioGuardi talking to the bikini girl? “That’s a big song, sweetie, and you just don’t have the chops for it.”

Image Credit: Bauer-Griffin

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Brooke Hogan is offering up her services on her official myspace page. So if you want a sucktastic singer, then look no further!

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