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Charlie Sheen’s ex-wife, Brooke Mueller, has been busted for possession of cocaine, along with third degree assault, according to our sister site, Tragicomical.

Brooke was arrested in Aspen, Colorado, last night on suspicion of felony cocaine possession. The local police department revealed that they found Brooke inside Escobar nightclub after she allegedly assaulted another woman at a nearby bar.

She was booked on a misdemeanor third degree assault charge and was released from the Pitkin County jail after paying an $11,000 bond.

Drug addiction and recover a real pain. We hope that she gets the help that she needs. At least Charlie appears to be clean. At least she has the money to hire a ton of nannies to take care of her kids.

Get well soon, Brooke. Soon, we’re guessing that we will be hearing reports that she’s checking back into rehab. Hopefully.

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It looks like Charlie Sheen was really worried about his ex-wife, Brooke Mueller, and her recent trip to Mexico for rehab. Could there be a reconciliation in the works?

Remember when Charlie was still trying to get treatment for the sake of Two And A Half Men? Well, he wants Brooke to get the same treatment that he did during that time — and get this — he’s paying for the whole shebang.

Apparently, Brooke hadn’t been in Mexico for all of twelve hours before he flew down on a private jet to pick her up and bring her back to the States. He said that he felt the treatment in Mexico was dangerous and was worried that she might die. The treatment involved a drug called Ibogaine, which is not legal in the United States.

He’s got Brooke holed up at a secret location with his former team of doctors helping her get rid of her addictions. It must be nice to have a ton of money to just throw at your problems. But still, we can’t take away from the fact that he’s doing a good thing for his ex-wife.

Should Charlie and Brooke get back together? Or is she too old for him?

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Just a day after Brooke Mueller was spotted out and about with what appeared to be a makeshift crack pipe, we’ve learned that she and ex-husband Charlie Sheen are not required to undergo any type of drug testing per their custody arrangement. How convenient!

TMZ showed photos of Brooke that were taken last week, with something suspicious in her hand. Could it have been a crack pipe? Perhaps. Either that or a rolled up baggy. Either way, it doesn’t matter. It won’t affect the agreement that she has with Charlie for the custody of their twins.

Reportedly, the Department of Children and Family Services has not visited Charlie nor Brooke’s homes within the past six months. In addition to that, there has been no order to determine if either party are fit to raise those children.

Apparently that doesn’t matter, either, because whenever Brooke checks herself into rehab, her parents step in to be caretakers of the former couple’s twins, Max and Bob. So at least that’s something, right?

Do you think Charlie and Brooke should have to be drug tested? Let us know your thoughts in the comments!

Brooke Mueller is concerned that she has a giant target on her back in her ex-husband, Charlie Sheen’s upcoming Roast on Comedy Central. Like Charlie, Brooke has fueled some crazy stories about herself, but her problem is that she doesn’t want it in the national spotlight.

Legally, Charlie is forbidden from talking about her drug use publicly, but technically, are the other people involved in the Roast also bound by those terms?

Brooke says that she wants her name off-limits during Charlie’s roast on September 10th. Brooke’s people said, “He better not go there.”

She’s so serious about keeping her name off of the hot topic list that her people are considering sending Comedy Central a letter, telling them to stay away from poking fun at her. Yes, Charlie is bound by the terms of their divorce decree, not to go on record about her drug use, but there are others there who aren’t bound by that contract. Someone’s bound to spout off about her recent trip to the pawn shop in the wee hours of the morning, where she was “trying to help a friend.”

What do you think?

If you’ve been wondering where Brooke Mueller has been since March, then look no further than her twin sons with Charlie Sheen, Max and Bob. Apparently Charlie thinks it’s cute to teach his kids, who are just learning to talk, to say “rehab”.

Charlie said that he’s teaching his two-year-old sons the word because he wants them to know where their mother spends so much of her time. He revealed that this is the first time he’s been able to spend a weekend with the kids since March.

He said, “I am teaching them words, because they’re speaking now. I’m teaching them the word ‘rehab’ so they always know where their mom is.”

Stay classy, Charlie…but I guess that is better than teaching them to say “drug bum”, so there’s that.

It’s official! Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller are divorced!

The former couple married on May 30, 2008, but Charlie filed the divorce documents on November 1, 2010 and had to wait six months before the divorce was finalized.

They share twin sons, Max and Bob and per their divorce agreement, Charlie has to pay out $55,000 per month in child support.

Reportedly, Brooke is still in rehab to deal with her drug issues. They recently went to court when Charlie tried to take custody of their children, but his efforts proved fruitless.

Charlie Sheen and his ex-wife Brooke Mueller are battling it out in court today over custody of their twins, Max and Bob.

Charlie is going after full custody, stating that Brooke is in no shape to care for the kids, since entering rehab. Since Charlie is fighting Brooke today over custody, Brooke’s mother along with Denise Richards have both stepped up to say that they would care for the kids while things stabilize in their parents’ lives.

Stay tuned as more details are made available!

After his ex-wife Brooke Mueller refused a drug test recently, Charlie Sheen is planning to go to war in court over custody of the former couple’s twin boys, Max and Bob.

The two had mandatory random drug testing as part of their custody agreement, but when Brooke refused to take one after a recent reported drug binge, Charlie went into attack mode.

Since, she has checked herself into rehab, but Charlie’s lawyer is seeking to change the terms of their custody agreement in court tomorrow. He is also seeking to terminate the $55,000 per month that he pays her in child support.

Those poor kids. Stuck in the middle of this madness. Who deserves custody? Let us know your thoughts in the comments!

Charlie Sheen’s ex-wife Brooke Mueller has checked herself back into rehab after refusing to take a drug test as ordered by their custody agreement. Charlie said that if Brooke checked herself into rehab, he may not go after custody of their children, Max and Bob.

TMZ reports:

Sources say Brooke disappeared for a time this week during her binging. TMZ obtained surveillance video of Brooke attempting to get money for jewelry at an Inglewood pawn shop.

It appears that she is trying to head him off at the pass with this move. Obviously she doesn’t want to lose custody of her children, so it’s possible that she was trying to show a court that she’s getting the help she needs.

Stay tuned as more details are made available.

Brooke Mueller was scheduled for a mandatory drug test yesterday at 6PM PST, but she refused to undergo it. Reportedly, she had recently asked friends for clean urine samples. Now, we’re hearing reports that her ex, Charlie sheen, is set to go into court Tuesday to seek custody of their twins, Max and Bob.

RadarOnline reports:

The test was scheduled after RadarOnline reports about Mueller calling friends to ask them to provide drug-free urine. And Friday, a cocaine street dealer in crime-ridden Inglewood, Calif., told us he’d sold an “8-ball” of drugs to Mueller.

An anonymous snitch said, “Charlie will be going to court on Tuesday to address Brooke’s refusal to take the test. He may ask the court for the temporary custody of the boys if Mueller agrees to enter rehab. Charlie is concerned for Brooke, but his first priority is the boys and their safety.”

Who do you think should be awarded custody in this situation?

Brooke Mueller has until 6pm to resurface to take a mandatory drug test. Charlie and Brooke had previously agreed to taking random drug tests as part of their custody agreement.

Reportedly, Brooke has already fallen off of the wagon and is said to have vanished. If she doesn’t show up for the test, they will mark it as failed. If that happens, then Charlie will try and seek custody of their two children, Max and Bob.

Stay tuned!