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Megan Fox appeared on the red carpet for the 12th Annual Teen Choice Awards with a mysterious white substance caked in her nose.

It was said that she has been going to the gym to cover up her recent weight loss and that while attending Comic Con for Jonah Hex, she appeared fidgety and was constantly licking her lips.

Weird. Think it was just nerves or was it something more?

Lady Gaga talked to Vanity Fair about sex, drugs and her fans.

When talking about her drug use, the singer said that she’s “terrified of heroin”, but still does “mostly cocaine, adding, “I won’t lie; it’s occasional. And when I say occasional, I mean maybe a couple of times a year.”

She went on to say that she doesn’t want her fans to copy her example and that she hit rock bottom after visiting her grandmother. She said, “I do not want my fans to ever emulate that or be that way. I don’t want my fans to think they have to be that way to be great. It’s in the past. It was a low point, and it led to disaster. I was completely mental and had just been through so much.” (continue reading…)

Lindsay Lohan is preparing for jail by cutting down three of the five drugs she was taking. She was taking the drugs Zoloft, Trazodone, Adderall, Nexium, and Dilaudid. Now she is only taking Nexium and Adderall because of her possible jail time. Her reported plan is to hire on a lawyer that could magically make her jail sentence disappear, but obviously she might be coming to the realization that it’s just not going to happen.

This girl has some serious issues with drugs and stupidity. She needs to get her crap together because she is having problems with her downward spiral towards a life of humility. I’m pretty sure nobody likes her now as much as they did in her earlier days when she was making good movies.

She should have quit when she was ahead (or when she didn’t lose her head).

Pete Doherty is not the sharpest tool in the shed. The former Babyshambles singer was fined earlier today for walking into a courtroom last month with some heroin in his pocket.

Maybe this was a cry for help? Or probably just hapless stupidity.

He appeared in the Gloucester Magistrates’ Court in England earlier today for a careless driving charged, but got escorted out of the building when authorities saw heroin fall from his pocket.

Judge Joti Boparai said, “Either this was sheer stupidity or a ploy to get more publicity.”

He was fined $1,200 in costs. The Judge in the case felt it wasn’t worth sending him to rehab because he’s already paying for drug treatment privately.

Well, no one accused him of being smart!

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Yes, Alanis Morissette loves her some weed. I can just picture her curled up in a chair watching “The View”, toking from a bong. Wait, what?

She says that she uses the “herb” to help along her songwriting process…because there are only so many songs you can write about your cheating ex?

She said, “I’m all about moderation – as best I can be. As an artist, there’s a sweet jump-startng quality to it for me. I’ve often felt telepathic and receptive to inexplicable messages my whole life. I can stave those off when I’m not high. When I’m high – well, they come in and there’s less of a veil, so to speak. So if I ever need some clarity…or a quantum leap in terms of writing something, it’s a quick way for me to get to it.”

If that wasn’t tl;dr enough for you, she goes on…and on…and on:

She added, “I have a lot of friends who have wanted to specifically quit smoking marijuana because they felt that it was having a negative effect on their lives, and I absolutely supported them doing so. Then I have other friends who I’ve coerced into smoking because I thought it would be great for them. I’ve always resonated with people who are on the front lines. I’ve always felt that way about [boyfriend] Tom [Ballanco] and about the community around him – Woody Harrelson, Alicia Silverstone. I have a lot of friends around me who are very courageous and willing to ‘come out’ – and Tom is definitely beyond the front lines. Any fears that I had about cannabis were quickly assuaged. Now I feel like a professional!”

Thoughts?

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