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Apparently, someone has hacked into Lady Gaga’s Twitter account. With messages post such as “GAGA PEECE FOR LYFE!!!”, “I swear my dick is not as big as T33TH’S!!!! POPWRLDSUCKZ!!! PUNX UNITE!!!! <3″ and “<3 <3 <3 @T3ETH NXT TIME REALNESS PIC A BETTER PASSWORD!!!! PVNKS UNITE!!!”, we’re thinking that she’s the latest victim of the uncreative Twitter hacker.

More, after the jump! (continue reading…)

Kelly Osbourne hurt her foot on a recent episode of “Dancing With The Stars” and has taken to Twitter to show us what she has to go through to ensure that she can dance another day.

She said, “My doc is here to numb my feet I’m gonna take a pic and post it it’s so gross.”

The poor thing, that’s got to hurt. Having cortisone injections on your feet are no joke. I hope that she’ll be fine in enough time for tonight’s “Dancing With The Stars”. We’re down to the top four!

Jessica Simpson tweeted that we should all “Celebrate the troops today with the ‘With all my heart bracelet’” and then provided us with a link to her website. Upon checking her site, I was greeted with this .50 creation.

It looks like it was made by some granny worked in a sweat shop, doing macrame with some funky trinkets. Seriously, she used parachute cord? And she thinks would be an awesome way to celebrate Veteran’s Day? Is she retarded? No, really, is she???

What a waste of $20.00 for anyone who buys this mess. I could craft something cheaper out of shoe laces and a pop cap and come up with something better.

Source: Jessica Simpson’s Twitter & Official Website

Miley Cyrus has some really strange and dedicated fans. Just a month ago, a site popped up due to Miley’s decision to quit Twitter. The site involves the owner, a rabid Miley fan, and Fuzzy the cat.

You see, Fuzzy only has five days left until he becomes lunch, unless Miley reactivates her Twitter account. People tweeted, made videos, blog posts, and the whole shebang, but is it enough to save Fuzzy’s already short life? (continue reading…)

Hey, even I couldn’t make this up, but Pete Wentz has obviously just discovered what we’ve known all along….he sucks.

He tweeted:

Be advised: my tweets have sucked lately. I’m hoping its jetlag.

No, it’s not jetlag, it’s just you.

Image Credit: Fame

I know, this has got to be the funniest joke ever. Jessica Simpson must think that all little girls want to be her and are looking up to her or something.

She just tweeted:

*WARNING*Anyone that looks to me as a rolemodel, don’t read this tweet…I LOVE CALIFORNICATION!!!!!!!!

UGHHH! AS IF! (Editor’s Note: I’ve watched ‘Clueless’ way too many times…)

On a side note, who doesn’t love “Californication”? I mean, besides the male population of Earsucker readers?

Image Credit: Bauer-Griffin

Alicia Keys has just updated her Twitter page with a photo of herself in a pretty green dress. She is set to perform tonight at the Latin Grammys.

She tweeted:

At the Latin Grammys w @alejandro_sanz. Performing “looking for paradise” 2nite! Chck univision!Loving the diversity

Go Alicia! Now when is that new album coming out already???

Wait, what?

Apparently, Chris Brown is sick and tired of people ragging on him for his illustrious use of tight fitting leggings for his “Graffiti” album cover.

He tweets this wonderfulness: (continue reading…)

Fuzzy is going to be a goner if Miley Cyrus doesn’t reopen her Twitter account. Apparently, the kid who started MileySaveFuzzy.com is not “joking” around here.

The unnamed kid says:

The other day I asked myself: ‘What can I do to bring Miley back to Twitter?’ Fan video? Petitions? Letters? That never works. Heck, Miley even made her own video about never wanting to use Twitter again. Then I looked at my cat, Fuzzy and I realized, maybe Fuzzy can help. Fuzzy can make the ultimate sacrifice for this cause. It was very difficult for me, you see, as I sincerely love Fuzzy. But my mind is made up. I could always get another cat, but nothing can replace Miley’s tweets for me!

Really? Is it that serious that this child will kill his/her cat and munch it down faster than a Happy Meal.

And Miley HAS to be active, too: (continue reading…)

Adam Lambert unveiled his new album cover for his debut album, “For Your Entertainment” yesterday. I didn’t quite get it, or care for it, and apparently I was not alone. Sure it was glam and fabulous and blah, blah, blah, but was it good enough?

Adam has taken to his Twitter page to discuss the new cover, along with giving us more information on some of the tracks from the album.

He says: (continue reading…)

Alicia Keys has just tweeted a link to her new video for “Doesn’t Mean Anything”. In true Alicia fashion, the song is melodic and awesome.

She’s been away from us for too long, glad to hear something new from her. She’s so uniquely talented in the way that she expresses her feelings, you feel like you connect with her.

Check out the video, after the jump! (continue reading…)

In the “I Don’t Give A Crap Department” of the news, yesterday, Miley Cyrus deleted her Twitter account. Her fans and her father rallied for her to return, but she hasn’t.

What’s amusing is that she’s decided to release a rap video about why she deleted her account. Check it out, after the jump! (continue reading…)

Kelly Osbourne just tweeted this photo of herself after having used Impulse Body Spray. Not a ringing endorsement for the brand.

She said:

Never ever use impulse body spray from the UK i sprayed it on myself and now have really bad burns all over my body gentle on skin my ass!

They just had to send my dress for tonight back to fix so it covers my burns :(

Poor thing, she has to dance tonight for “Dancing With The Stars”. I hope that doesn’t impede her performance, which has been pretty good so far.

John Mayer wants us all to hear his new song, “Who Says” so badly, but he can’t let us, so he’s tweeted the cover art to the single. The song is off of his upcoming album, “Battle Studies”, which is due out in stores and online on November 18, 2009.

A bit ago, John tweeted this message with a link to the single cover:

I want so bad to play the single for you but I still have to wait. So here’s the single art in good faith…

Can’t wait to hear the song and the new album, John. How about a snippet?

Poor Jessica Simpson. Her dog, Daisy was snatched up by a coyote yesterday.

She tweeted this message, “My heart is broken because a coyote took my precious Daisy right in front of our eyes. HORROR! We are searching. Hoping. Please help!”

I feel for her. But how realistic is it that Daisy will be returned. Sad, but true. I’m keeping my fingers crossed for her, though.

Alicia Keys was on Twitter tonight, talking about how she was up late working on her new album. So I tweeted her to ask what the new album is going to be called.

And she tweeted me back! Check out her response above!

Image Credit: Twitter/My Computer