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Jennifer Lopez is blasting recent speculation that she and husband Marc Anthony are gearing up to adopt a baby!

The twosome already have twins Max and Emme, and the rumors circulated stating that they wanted to add another child into the mix.

In a recent interview, she said, “No, no. That’s not true. I would like to have another baby myself, actually. If it happens I’ll be thrilled. But we’re not trying.”

She’s probably way too busy now to make that baby thing happen anyways. A pregnant American Idol judge might have way too much sympathy for the otherwise undeserving, don’t you think?

Just yesterday, Star magazine featured Jennifer Aniston on their cover with the title, “Yes, I’m adopting”. Of course, that would lead everyone to believe that Jen wants a baby. Well, we didn’t believe one word of it and now (drum roll), she’s denying it!

We reported:

The cover says that the “adoption papers” are “signed and sealed”, leaving us to believe that Jen is just about ready to bring a baby home. They even go as far as saying that they’ve interviewed an official at the orphanage where Jen adopted her new son or daughter. She’s taking her friend Courteney Cox’s advice on who to use for a nanny, as well.

Now that these rumors have surfaced for the 804,831 time, Jennifer wants to set the record straight. He rep said of the rumors, “It is completely false. Jennifer is not adopting a baby from Mexico, nor does she have a nursery in her home and she has not hired a nanny. It is all a work of fiction.”

Did you believe the rumors?

If you’re wondering whether or not Angelina Jolie and partner Brad Pitt are adopting again, then In Touch Weekly has some swamp land in Florida that they’d like to sell you.

Just kidding. They actually want us all to believe that Brangelina made a trip to an African orphanage to pick out their latest addition to their rainbow nation of children.

Cover Awards has the scoop:

According to the magazine, Angelina Jolie would like to adopt an African baby and made a “secret trip” to an African orphanage to browse baby girls.

None other than Zahara was the driving force behind this and “convinced” her Mom not to wait.

We’ll be here, holding our breath for the confirmation! Ha.

Madonna has gotten her way with her second adoption from Malawi and was able to bring tot, Mercy James, home to London on Saturday.

James was accompanied on the private jet by a nanny, a nurse, and an aide.

James’ reported father, James Kambewa, was said to have given Madonna his blessing on rearing his daughter. He reportedly said, “Let the child go … My only plea to Madonna is that she should seriously look after the child. I am asking Madonna to make sure that, while the child is growing, she must be informed of me as her biological father … she really must know that while she is far away the father is still alive.”

Sources have revealed that Madonna has persuaded the courts to allow her adoption of Malawian tot, Mercy James, to go through.

The rejection ruling was handed down in March, but the pop singer reportedly talked three Supreme Court of Appeal judges into approving the adoption. I guess money talks?

Two of the judges have already submitted their recommendations that Madge be granted custody of the child, with a third to fall in line soon.

The ruling is reportedly being announced on Sunday, June 14, 2009.

A source at the Court of Appeals said, “The paperwork is being typed up now. All recommendations are in favor of the adoption taking place. Mercy should start packing her bags. She’s off to America.”

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