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Last night, during his appearance on Late Night With Jimmy Fallon, Donald Trump unveiled the cast members for the eleventh season of Celebrity Apprentice!

The Cast:
• -La Toya Jackson
• -Gary Busey
• -David Cassidy
• -Meatloaf
• -Lisa Rinna
• -Dionne Warwick
• -Richard Hatch
• -Marlee Matlin
• -Nikki Taylor
• -Jose Canseco
• -Hope Dworaczy
• -Mark McGrath
• -Lil Jon
• -John Rich
• -Star Jones
• -NeNe Leakes

I’m disappointed. Where’s the eye candy?!?? Here’s our fantasy Celebrity Apprentice cast: Alexander Skarsgard, Ryan Kwanten, Joshua Jackson, Tom Hardy, Andrew Garfield, George Clooney, Joe Manganiello, Ben Barnes, Maksim Chmerkovskiy, Orlando Bloom (as Legolas, of course), Jeremy Piven, Johnny Depp, Jon Hamm, James Franco, Robert Pattinson and Garrett Hedlund.

Who would you cast if you were in charge???

We will never have the chance to hear Donald Trump tell Michael Lohan, “You’re fired!” because apparently the father of the year has turned down an appearance on Celebrity Apprentice.

Something tells me it was probably the other way around, considering you’d have to actually be a celebrity before appearing on the show. Call it a hunch.

Mike says that he was in negotiations to be a part of the upcoming cast, but had to pull out over previous commitments. He said, “Although the meeting went well, I was too busy with other things to be on the show.”

Are you buying this?

Now wouldn’t it be something if Bret Michaels actually won this season of Celebrity Apprentice? He’s worked hard for his charity and plans on “not waiting for the other shoe to drop and living his life”.

He seems adamant that, despite his health concerns, he will be attending the live season finale of the show. Either Donald Trump is paying him 800 tons of money to be there or he actually wins the show against Holly Robinson Peete.

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Poison frontman and reality show titan Bret Michaels sat down for a one-on-one interview with Pop Eater, where he discussed the idea of him running for President and a whole lot more.

He jabbered on about his stint on “Rock Of Love”, why he’s not doing it anymore and his “Celebrity Apprentice” spot. But we don’t care about all of that, we just want to know if he’s really balding or not. I kid, I kid. Of course he’s balding, that hat he wears probably has hair attached to it.

When asked if he ever thought of running for public office, he responded, “I have a shirt ‘Bret Michaels for President.’ I’d be good. When I am drinking beer at the bar I have all the worlds problems solved. I have figured out how to solve every problem in the world when I’m at the bar.”

Ummm no. Please karaoke yourself to death while Miley Cyrus butchers your classics night after night. Kthnxbye.