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We really didn’t expect to be saying the words “Jesse James” and “author” in the same sentence, but it’s true! Jesse penned a book called American Outlaw!

Jesse’s book is due out in stores on May 3, 2001, and in it, he promises that we’ll learn everything there is to know about himself.

He said, “I’ve lived a pretty crazy life. My life has been defined by many things and not just the events of the last year. I just wanted it to be a good story, a page-turner and hopefully people will see it as that.”

In case you’re wondering why Jesse wrote a book in the first place? He said, “People claim to know everything about me, when they actually know nothing. But once you read this, you will know everything — the whole story, right here.”

Do you want to know the whole story???? Will you be picking up Jesse’s book?!??

Now that Charlie Sheen is basically unemployed, he is shopping around his Two And A Half Men memoirs — for the cool price of ten million dollars!

His book will reportedly consist of all of the behind the scenes action that led up to his recent rager. He is asking for ten million dollars for the publishing rights to his story.

TMZ reports:

Sheen tells us he wants the world to know what really happened behind-the-scenes of the show during his 8-year run … the good times and the bad … and he plans on naming names — including co-stars.

We’re told Sheen even has a title in mind — “When the Laughter Stopped.”

Sheen says even though he’s still working on the book — he’s expecting a bidding war for the publishing rights … starting around $10 mil.

As TMZ first reported, “Men” honchos shut down production for the season after Charlie told us he wanted to fight creator Chuck Lorre.

Would you read Charlie’s book? I have to admit, I’m a little curious!!

Justin Bieber signs copies of his just released book, Justin Bieber: First Step 2 Forever: My Story, Held at the Barnes and Noble Book Store at The Grove, in Los Angeles, California in October 31st, 2010.

Right before the book signing, Justin tweeted, “headed to the book signing.” Five hours later, he tweeted, “Thanks to everyone who came out today to the Grove for the book signing. A lot of kids but we met everyone and even got to surprise some.”

Did you meet the Biebz?

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In case you hadn’t heard, Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino has a book coming out titled, Here’s the Situation: A Guide to Creeping on Chicks, Avoiding Grenades, and Getting in Your GTL on the Jersey Shore. The book is set for release on November 2nd, and we’ve got the inside scoop on what kind of advice he’s dishing out!

According to Mike, you can find happiness on the Jersey shore if you dodge “grenades”, avoid sickness and also includes a one-night stand checklist.

The book features illustrations on proper ab maintenance and the one-night stand checklist features tips such as, “The best sex is often with a grenade — because she’s so grateful”. He offers up some shaving wisdom, saying, “Chicks do dig guys with shaved legs…maybe they’re into the Michael Phelps look.”

To avoid any unwanted colds or sickness, he says, “Before any chick gets into my bed I make her slide into a 200-degree Jacuzzi to sterilize any microbial bacteria that might endanger my health.”

And there’s even a prayer for guys like Mike. It reads, “God grant me the stamina to satisfy hot chicks, the courage to deny grenades, and the wisdom to know the difference.”

After writing this, I am utterly convinced that Mike had a ghost writer. I’ve seen his little bit part on Dancing With The Stars and he doesn’t come off as the sharpest tool in the shed. Microbial? He did not write this. Ha.

During her entire 14 days of incarceration, Lindsay Lohan filled up a couple of notebooks, documenting every detail of her life behind bars.

TMZ reports:

Sources connected to the jailbird tell us Lohan filled up several notebooks during her incarceration … documenting “every single thing about her life” in jail … in the hopes that she can eventually turn the “journal” into a book.

We’re told Lohan wrote about everything from her relationships to her family — and even scribbled about her dreams.

Do you really want to read what a drugged up actress thinks about spending a whole two weeks in jail? Seriously, I bet Justin Bieber’s memoir would be more interesting.