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News has just reached us that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have split up, officially.

Sure the source is Star magazine, but BreakingNews on Twitter has also issued a statement regarding the matter. They tweeted, “Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie sign papers to formalize legal separation, with joint custody of six children.”

I didn’t know it would be a legal separation, considering they were never married, but call it what you will. In the future, they will be sharing the rainbow nation between them. I guess the rumors were true this time.

Think he’ll try to win Jennifer’s heart back?

Update: We’ve heard that, according to their rep, these rumors are untrue. Hey, we’ve been wrong before, and I’m glad we were about this one. That would have been so hard on their kids.

Rumor has it that since Kevin Jonas got married to Danielle Deleasa, that their number one priority is each other. Which might spell bad news for the band.

A source said, “They’re planning to start a family very soon and it could even be a honeymoon pregnancy. They’re basically putting it in God’s hands and even though they’re young, they are both ready to start having children.”

Does that mean that it’s curtains for the band? According to a family insider, “Joe sees the writing on the wall for the group. Kevin’s heart is just not in the group anymore. His wife Danielle is his number one priority, especially after their wedding night!”

What do you think?

Katy Perry has broken her silence over the rumors surrounding a possible relationship with “Twilight” star Robert Pattinson.

The duo were spotted going into Dimples Supper Club on December 16th, but she tweeted that she’s only got eyes for Russell Brand:

Read a bunch of yesterdays-news-BULLOCKS. Ppl should know by now that I don’t do vampires, but I do, DO @rustyrockets. Don’t get it TWISTED!

Gross.

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According to Amy Winehouse’s goddaughter, Dionne Bromfield, the singer has not reconciled with ex-husband, Blake Fielder-Civil.

The duo sparked rumors that they had reconciled after being snapped secretly getting together.

Bromfield says, “She went there to call it quits once and for all. Seriously. They’re over now. She can do so much better than him, but she is single now. She’s not with Blake.”

Good for her, I hope this is true. Blake is a drug abusing loser and he’s bad news for her.

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Jessica Simpson was spotted leaving her NYC apartment with rumored boyfriend and Smashing Pumpkins frontman, Billy Corgan.

Are their careers that down in the dumps that Papa Joe called in a favor to ask Billy to be seen with his daughter? I guess they’re getting the media’s attention, but I’m sure she’ll tweet about this soon and pull the Lindsay Lohan approach and call him a co-worker.

What do you think?

Just goofing off in the studio, Russell Brand and Katy Perry have let their love splatter into a song. How cheesy. The lovey dovey couple reportedly recorded a version of Edward Lear’s poem, “The Owl and the Pussycat”.

A source said, “Russell was just messing around in the studio with Katy. He was pretending to sing into the microphone and started reciting the poem, ‘The Owl and the Pussycat’, with the lines, ‘Oh lovely Pussy, Oh Pussy my love, what a beautiful Pussy you are.’”

Lovely. But at least he’s being honest. But seriously, those ARE the lyrics.

A snitch said that these are supposed nicknames for the lovebirds. He’s the “owl” because you’re always having to ask Russell who? And she’s the kitty because that’s what she provides, at no charge.

Can’t wait to hear this one!

Madonna doesn’t want to meet the parents of her latest boytoy, Jesus Luz, probably because they’d be around the same age.

She recently jetted off to Brazil and it was rumored that she was there to meet his family, but she says that’s not the case.

She made sure everyone knows that she’s helping the poor, instead of doing the traditional “meeting the parents” thing.

She said, “I am going there strictly for fundraising and humanitarian purposes.”

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We have just heard that Justin Timberlake has boiled his relationship with Jessica Biel down to the “friends with benefits” label. Not good for her.

Apparently, the singer wants to be able to hook up with any random chicks without Lindsay Lohan running to her Twitter page calling him out for it.

An inside snitch reportedly said, “Justin was very clear with Jessica that he didn’t want to be in a serious relationship with her anymore where he wasn’t able to date other people. Jessica took the news very hard, but once she calmed down and they started talking again, he convinced her to stay friends who hook up, without all the pressure of a relationship.”

Hey, what goes for the goose, also goes for the gander….and it’s not like they’re married or anything…

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I guess there must’ve been some chatter surrounding whether or not Arsenio Hall and Paula Abdul were hooking up, because Arsenio felt the need to release a statement about it.

The rumor was that the former couple hooked up again last week, but he says that’s not the case.

He said, “We are friends for life, and we love hanging out and laughing together, but we are not involved romantically.”

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When speaking with Gotham magazine’s Cristina Greeven Cuomo, Jay-Z let it slip that he and Beyonce have been practicing a lot to have some babies.

Most recently, at the MTV EMAs, she thanked him for “putting a ring on it” and gave him a big smooch.

So what kind of mother do you think Bey will be? I’m totally guessing hover mom.

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Even though Taylor Swift has a thing for writing songs about her relationships, it doesn’t appear that the idea appeals to her sweetie, Taylor Lautner.

He said, “That’s a scary thing. I don’t know if she has. I have no idea.”

Just don’t break her heart and you’ll be fine, Tay Tay.

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Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner must be getting serious with each other. First they spent the night together at the Beverly Wilshire Hotel over the weekend after catching a hockey game together.

Monday night, Taylor Squared spent the day together as she filmed a new music video. Later on, they shared a romantic dinner, with her mother. Ha.

That’s what happens when you try to get some wolf booty, mom comes along to make sure you don’t try to score with the jailbait.

I didn’t know Jessica Simpson had it in her to bag Gerard, but I guess he’ll do just about anyone, even her and her stylist.

Crazy!

Steve Dennis wrote a new biography about Britney Spears, titled “Britney: Inside The Dream”, where he talks of her pregnancy scares with Justin Timberlake along with her issues with alcohol.

Justin and Britney dated for four years, from 1998 to 2002, and during that time, she was said to have several false alarms (pregnancy scares), along with suicidal thoughts and substance abuse.

He said, “More than once, Britney was absolutely convinced that she was pregnant when she was with Justin Timberlake. The scares turned out to be false alarms, but they showed how serious the relationship was.” (continue reading…)

According to sources, James Blunt has supposedly been dumped by his model girlfriend Natasha Archdale. She broke things off with him due to his focus on his music rather than in the sack.

A source said, “James and Natasha were such a good couple. It just fizzled out. It became very clear that they wanted different things. She wanted long mornings in bed in each other’s arms. But he preferred to sit at his piano and write songs.”

It’s a rumor right now, so we’re still waiting on the confirmation, if anyone cares.

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Katy Perry and Russell Brand were spotted yesterday, arriving together at the Fendi Party held at the VIP Room in Paris, France.

Russell has recently proclaimed that he thinks he’s in love with Katy, but doesn’t want to jinx anything. So cute, yet so vile. I don’t know which is worse. Do you?

She’s annoying (ie: shoved down our throats) and he looks greasy.

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