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Rumor has it that since Kevin Jonas got married to Danielle Deleasa, that their number one priority is each other. Which might spell bad news for the band.

A source said, “They’re planning to start a family very soon and it could even be a honeymoon pregnancy. They’re basically putting it in God’s hands and even though they’re young, they are both ready to start having children.”

Does that mean that it’s curtains for the band? According to a family insider, “Joe sees the writing on the wall for the group. Kevin’s heart is just not in the group anymore. His wife Danielle is his number one priority, especially after their wedding night!”

What do you think?

Katy Perry has broken her silence over the rumors surrounding a possible relationship with “Twilight” star Robert Pattinson.

The duo were spotted going into Dimples Supper Club on December 16th, but she tweeted that she’s only got eyes for Russell Brand:

Read a bunch of yesterdays-news-BULLOCKS. Ppl should know by now that I don’t do vampires, but I do, DO @rustyrockets. Don’t get it TWISTED!

Gross.

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According to Amy Winehouse’s goddaughter, Dionne Bromfield, the singer has not reconciled with ex-husband, Blake Fielder-Civil.

The duo sparked rumors that they had reconciled after being snapped secretly getting together.

Bromfield says, “She went there to call it quits once and for all. Seriously. They’re over now. She can do so much better than him, but she is single now. She’s not with Blake.”

Good for her, I hope this is true. Blake is a drug abusing loser and he’s bad news for her.

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Jessica Simpson was spotted leaving her NYC apartment with rumored boyfriend and Smashing Pumpkins frontman, Billy Corgan.

Are their careers that down in the dumps that Papa Joe called in a favor to ask Billy to be seen with his daughter? I guess they’re getting the media’s attention, but I’m sure she’ll tweet about this soon and pull the Lindsay Lohan approach and call him a co-worker.

What do you think?

Just goofing off in the studio, Russell Brand and Katy Perry have let their love splatter into a song. How cheesy. The lovey dovey couple reportedly recorded a version of Edward Lear’s poem, “The Owl and the Pussycat”.

A source said, “Russell was just messing around in the studio with Katy. He was pretending to sing into the microphone and started reciting the poem, ‘The Owl and the Pussycat’, with the lines, ‘Oh lovely Pussy, Oh Pussy my love, what a beautiful Pussy you are.’”

Lovely. But at least he’s being honest. But seriously, those ARE the lyrics.

A snitch said that these are supposed nicknames for the lovebirds. He’s the “owl” because you’re always having to ask Russell who? And she’s the kitty because that’s what she provides, at no charge.

Can’t wait to hear this one!

Madonna doesn’t want to meet the parents of her latest boytoy, Jesus Luz, probably because they’d be around the same age.

She recently jetted off to Brazil and it was rumored that she was there to meet his family, but she says that’s not the case.

She made sure everyone knows that she’s helping the poor, instead of doing the traditional “meeting the parents” thing.

She said, “I am going there strictly for fundraising and humanitarian purposes.”

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We have just heard that Justin Timberlake has boiled his relationship with Jessica Biel down to the “friends with benefits” label. Not good for her.

Apparently, the singer wants to be able to hook up with any random chicks without Lindsay Lohan running to her Twitter page calling him out for it.

An inside snitch reportedly said, “Justin was very clear with Jessica that he didn’t want to be in a serious relationship with her anymore where he wasn’t able to date other people. Jessica took the news very hard, but once she calmed down and they started talking again, he convinced her to stay friends who hook up, without all the pressure of a relationship.”

Hey, what goes for the goose, also goes for the gander….and it’s not like they’re married or anything…

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I guess there must’ve been some chatter surrounding whether or not Arsenio Hall and Paula Abdul were hooking up, because Arsenio felt the need to release a statement about it.

The rumor was that the former couple hooked up again last week, but he says that’s not the case.

He said, “We are friends for life, and we love hanging out and laughing together, but we are not involved romantically.”

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When speaking with Gotham magazine’s Cristina Greeven Cuomo, Jay-Z let it slip that he and Beyonce have been practicing a lot to have some babies.

Most recently, at the MTV EMAs, she thanked him for “putting a ring on it” and gave him a big smooch.

So what kind of mother do you think Bey will be? I’m totally guessing hover mom.

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Even though Taylor Swift has a thing for writing songs about her relationships, it doesn’t appear that the idea appeals to her sweetie, Taylor Lautner.

He said, “That’s a scary thing. I don’t know if she has. I have no idea.”

Just don’t break her heart and you’ll be fine, Tay Tay.

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Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner must be getting serious with each other. First they spent the night together at the Beverly Wilshire Hotel over the weekend after catching a hockey game together.

Monday night, Taylor Squared spent the day together as she filmed a new music video. Later on, they shared a romantic dinner, with her mother. Ha.

That’s what happens when you try to get some wolf booty, mom comes along to make sure you don’t try to score with the jailbait.

I didn’t know Jessica Simpson had it in her to bag Gerard, but I guess he’ll do just about anyone, even her and her stylist.

Crazy!

Steve Dennis wrote a new biography about Britney Spears, titled “Britney: Inside The Dream”, where he talks of her pregnancy scares with Justin Timberlake along with her issues with alcohol.

Justin and Britney dated for four years, from 1998 to 2002, and during that time, she was said to have several false alarms (pregnancy scares), along with suicidal thoughts and substance abuse.

He said, “More than once, Britney was absolutely convinced that she was pregnant when she was with Justin Timberlake. The scares turned out to be false alarms, but they showed how serious the relationship was.” (continue reading…)

According to sources, James Blunt has supposedly been dumped by his model girlfriend Natasha Archdale. She broke things off with him due to his focus on his music rather than in the sack.

A source said, “James and Natasha were such a good couple. It just fizzled out. It became very clear that they wanted different things. She wanted long mornings in bed in each other’s arms. But he preferred to sit at his piano and write songs.”

It’s a rumor right now, so we’re still waiting on the confirmation, if anyone cares.

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Katy Perry and Russell Brand were spotted yesterday, arriving together at the Fendi Party held at the VIP Room in Paris, France.

Russell has recently proclaimed that he thinks he’s in love with Katy, but doesn’t want to jinx anything. So cute, yet so vile. I don’t know which is worse. Do you?

She’s annoying (ie: shoved down our throats) and he looks greasy.

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We’ve just heard the rumors that Ashanti and Nelly have split up!

Even though Ashanti has previously said that they were destined to get married, the two have reportedly gone their separate ways, with claims suggesting that he wasn’t ready to settle down.

I guess it doesn’t help that he was also spotted hanging out with Melysa Ford, either.

It’s the “National Enquirer”, so you can pretty much take this news with a grain of salt. They are reporting that Jason Trawick has left Britney Spears heartbroken after she wanted him to move in with her and then have his baby.

I’m calling BS on that right now. In a few days, they’ll probably be snapped together.

Besides, she already has two children with Kevin Federline and she’s in the middle of her world tour.

Are you buying it?

Reports of Britney Spears getting engaged to her agent, Jason Trawick, are jumping the gun.

The couple are not engaged, according to a source. The source says, “There’s no truth to it at all. Britney is not engaged.”

Another source said, “They’re very sweet together. He makes Britney really happy, and he’s great with the boys.”

Let’s let Britney take her time, she needs that to make sure she’s not hooking up with another Kevin Federline. Seriously, when’s our girl going to stop dating the help?

According to Poison Ivy and Lindsay Lohan, they spotted Justin Timberlake out and about, canoodling with a woman that was not Jessica Biel.

Poison Ivy spotted a very intoxicated JT at Avenue nightclub in New York’s Chelsea district Monday night, kissing, holding hands and canoodling with an unknown brunette in a white hat.

Timberlake was so limber off Patron shots that he started dancing alone atop his booth. He also treated guests (including Lindsay Lohan and Owen Wilson) to a three-minute breakdance in which he rolled around the floor and accidentally crashed into surrounding patrons.

Shame Shame!! (continue reading…)

For the record, I could give a crap if this little twit chipmunk Miley Cyrus has broken up with that underwear model boyfriend of hers. But since I care about my journalistic integrity his hotness, I thought I would bring you the rumor of the day.

Apparently, Miley has given Justin Gaston the axe, or it’s the other way around. Perhaps she did it so that she could hook back up with someone more age appropriate, like, say, Nick Jonas?

Miley took to her Twitter to write out some supposed lyrics that she’s working on. She said, “my heart is in two… and its all because of you.” a song i am starting to write :)” but fans believe that she’s really sending a message to her fans about her relationship.

Justin seems equally as miserable, saying on his Twitter, “Haven’t been this miserable in a looong time.. I thought highschool was over.”

Snap!

On the upside, Justin is available, ladies!

According to Miley Cyrus’ Twitter page, she has already moved on from underwear model, Justin Gaston. And on to her co-star in an upcoming movie, “The Last Song.”

She’s dating new guy and fellow actor, Liam Hemsworth. A total downgrade? Check out the photo here if you wanna check him out.

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Wow. I’m in shock that Chris Brown thinks that he can just get away with this mess.

His attorney, Mark Geragos, told the media on his way out of the courtroom this morning that he wants the Rihanna beating case against his client dismissed, due to leaks in the case.

This guy’s got some brass cohones.

Geragos said, “Leaks can form the basis for a motion to dismiss the case in regard to outrageous governmental misconduct.”

Think it’ll work? My guess is maybe if Rihanna wants to close that chapter in her life and not have to deal with it anymore, then it might. I don’t think she should let him get off that easily.

In other Rihanna news, check out these six new demos that were submitted to her for a possible future album.

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Awww…Joe Jonas is so flattered that his ex-girlfriend wrote a song about their breakup. Cue the violins.

Taylor Swift wrote her song, “Forever And Always” about their breakup in 2008. Swift said that Jonas broke off their relationship with a 27-second telephone call. She sings, “I stare at the phone and he hasn’t called/You can’t feel nothin’ at all.”

Of the song, he says, “It’s flattering. It’s always nice to hear their side of the story.”

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