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Even though there was just an Eminem death hoax recently, rumors are still abound that the rapper has passed away. The rumors started on Christmas day when someone spread the word that Shady died as the result of a car accident.

Rest assured, the rapper is alive and well. And don’t believe the hype.

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A lot of celebrities have passed away this year and a lot of hoaxes have laid claim to celebrities such as Miley Cyrus, Britney Spears and Jeff Goldblum. So why should Nick Jonas be any different?

One silly source claimed, “Nick Jonas died at the Baylor University Medical Center at 7pm EST after going into cardiac arrest. One report claims Nick experienced chest pains and difficulty breathing while receiving a lap dance from an exotic dancer at the Silver City Cabaret, a popular strip club in Dallas.”

BS Point #1: This source sounds like they’d rather give us the address to the strip club than speak the truth about Nick. The so-called snitch also claimed that Joe Jonas “mentioned Nick had neglected to properly treat his diabetes that evening, being completely enamored by the dancers.”

BS Point #2: Does a Jonas brother even know what the word enamored means, let alone use it in a sentence???

Nick Jonas is not dead and we’ve heard nothing else aside from this nuttery.

There’s another Twitter hoax going around that Kanye West has gone to the big gay fish heaven in the sky. But that isn’t true….

Don’t worry, he’ll be blogging mad in no time IN ALL CAPS!

I need a hobby, seriously.