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According to sources, Miley Cyrus’ ten-year-old sister Noah is designing a lingerie line for children. If you just said WTF, then you’re not alone.

In other WTF-related news, Noah is set to become a lingerie model, as well.

Her friend, Emily Grace Reaves is collaborating with Ooh! La La! Couture designers to create a line of funky hooker-like wear for children up to a size 14.

Gross, gross and more gross. Where are this child’s parents?

Amy Winehouse really just looks so put together when she steps out of the house that I am dying to copy her style. Aren’t you?

For the fabulously cracktastic party girl in you, Amy is set to design her own line of clothes. I know, hold me back, right?

She has reportedly teamed up with British fashion house PPQ to unleash her inner designer on the rest of the world. What she doesn’t know is that we don’t want clothes, we just want another album already.

According to sources, the brand will be her “signature retro style”. Does that mean we’ll get a beehive and a red ribbon with every order? I’m totally on it if that’s the case.

PPQ designer, Amy Molyneaux, says, “Yes there have been talks with Amy and we are now in the first stages on the project. The range will be all about high-end statement pieces, inspired by Amy’s style. For example, maybe a dress or an amazing piece of jewelry like a bracelet. It’s going to be distributed online, we are going to be providing all materials and doing the design, but Amy will definitely be involved in the creative process.”

What about the ballet shoes? Now that’s a total fashion statement.

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