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In case you’ve been living under a rock for the past 24 hours, actress Lindsay Lohan was sentenced to complete a term of ninety days in jail.

She was sentenced earlier today for violating the terms of her probation in her 2007 DUI case. She wailed and cried as she pleaded with the judge that she was in compliance and blamed her non-compliance on the Right On program, but Judge Marsha Revel was having none of it. She sentenced Lindsay to jail, in-patient rehab and probation. She is due to surrender to the police on July 20th at 8:30 a.m.

All the while during her court hearing, Lindsay was fidgety and nervous. But that might be because she had a little bit of a secret. On her pastel manicured fingernails, she had a message for the court/media/her detractors.

Well said, Lindsay. But we think that the courts are obviously going to have the last laugh here.

Authorities say that 45-year-old Warrant singer, Jani Lane, was busted for driving under the influence.

Lane was involved in a small fender bender in the Woodland Hills area at about 9:30PM last night.

TMZ is reporting that he hit a parked car and no one was injured. The police arrived on the scene to an intoxicated Lane.

He was subsequently arrested and is currently being held on $30,000 bail.