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Lindsay Lohan has accumulated a total of five mugshots to date, yesterday’s case being the latest. She was in court for grand theft over a $2,500 necklace from Venice store, Kamofie & Company.

Still, the jail is latching onto her latest mugshot as if her trout pout and new hair cut weren’t good enough to publish all over the world.

CNN Showbiz says that they’re not going to release the photo at all. They tweeted, “The LAPD will not be releasing a mugshot from Lindsay Lohan’s arraignment yesterday”.

Ugh. These people. We want the photo! Harvey Levin, answer us! You know you have connections at the cop squad. We’re waiting! Lindsay didn’t get her hair done and everything for nothing!

Someone’s got some ‘splainin’ to do!

Paris Hilton was busted last night for possession of cocaine in Las Vegas. She has since claimed that the purse that contained the illegal drug was not hers and was borrowed from a friend.

Her lawyer has issued a statement, saying not to jump to conclusions and that she would not be giving any interviews or further statements.

She gives good mugshot.

As soon as a celebrity of any stature gets arrested, there is a mug shot released almost immediately. So far, there has been nothing with Snooki. She was arrested earlier today on disorderly conduct charges, and yet there has been no visible proof.

Was it all a setup for the third season of Jersey Shore? We’ve seen a lot of photos from her drunken arrest, but no mug shot has been unveiled.

Come on, you know you want to see her “Slut” t-shirt as she mugs for the cameras at the jail, right?