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There have been reports circulating on the internet, suggesting that reality television starlet Kim Kardashian has had some lip injections. In a new interview, she clears up the rumors!

Kim said, “That’s not true. Trust me, I’ve tried Botox on the show. I’m the first one to talk about anything that I do. It really pisses me off that all of these plastic surgery rumors are always linked to me.”

She went on to reveal, “I have the flu. I’m puffy and swollen, and I have no makeup on. Why would I just do my bottom lip? My top lip was smaller and my bottom lip was huge and I’m thinking that would be the worst doctor on Earth to do one lip and not the other. It’s definitely something that I would never do. I think my lips are big enough to my taste level.”

Do you think Kim has had anything done to her pucker?

Heidi Montag cares so much about the good doctor who took her face and morphed into the Godzilla-like force we see today. She took a whole five minutes and tweeted a message to Dr. Frank Ryan.

She said:

I am devastated to hear the news of Dr. Frank Ryan’s death. He was the most amazing person I have ever known. He was an angel and changed my life and the lives of everyone he met. He was the most brilliant talented surgeon who will ever exist. Dr. Frank Ryan changed the world. My thoughts and prayers go out to his mother, family, friends, and anyone who was ever blessed enough to meet him. He is in a better place.”

That seems like it was a hardship for her….but she does have to be grateful that she didn’t have to move her mouth to release that statement.

Miley Cyrus can’t be tamed, y’all!

Apparently the teen Disney starlet wants to get some work done to her ever changing body. Rumor has it that she wants to get a boob job! And that’s not the only shocking thing, either. The word is that Miley wants to get them up to D-CUPS! What?

Okay, wait. Here’s where common sense should kick in. Miley is only 17-years-old, so she’s not going to be able to get them done, right?!? WRONG. Miley’s got her parents in her pocket and they’ve already agreed to sign off on the procedure.

Stay classy Billy Ray and Tish.

Heidi Montag is a “singer” who has just released her latest album, “Superficial”. Now, it’s her who is superficial, after going through with a reported ten surgeries in one day.

Here’s what she looks like post-surgeries. She’s pretty, but she was pretty before the surgery. And she’s only 23-years-old. What kind of approval is she desperately seeking at this age?

It’s too bad they can’t surgically enhance her singing “talent”.

In addition to having breast enhancement surgery, Amy Winehouse says that she also wants to get a nose job. She has already spent roughly $58,775 on her boob job, but wants to get some more work done, even though her family is set against it.

A source said, “Everyone tells her that there’s nothing wrong with her nose. But Amy does nothing by halves. Now she’s beaten drugs, plastic surgery must not become her next obsession. Since changing her boobs, Amy has been scrutinizing her body.”

I think her nose is fine, she should leave the plastic surgery to the pros, like Joan Rivers. Having plastic surgery unnecessarily is also an addiction, as well as the painkillers that come as a result.

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Amy Winehouse has really cleaned herself up. She has seemingly kicked the drug habit and has gone on a self-improvement kick. She recently got breast enhancement surgery, she’s gotten her lips plumped for that special trout pout, and now she wants a little junk in her trunk.

A source said, “Amy loves her boobs. She can’t stop touching them and showing them off to friends. She says she feels womanly again and wants to be more curvy like she used to be. She thinks by having another op and bum implants that she will achieve her dream pin-up look.”

I guess her father would be able to corroborate that story. When asked how his daughter was doing, Mitch Winehouse commented, “Fantastic, fantastic. Her boobs are great as well.” That crap is so gross, I can’t even think about it. What a Joe Simpson slob.

I’m starting to think that she’s either addicted to having the surgeries, or maybe it’s just the drugs that they give you during recovery?

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