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If you were wondering what an invitation to a reported ten million dollar wedding looks like, then look no further!

From TMZ.com, we’ve got the official wedding invitation for Kim Kardashian and her basketball player fiancee, Kris Humphries!

The event is taking place on August 20th, as previously reported. It’s taking place in Montecito, California and is a black tie only affair.

Of course the wedding of the century (not really) is being thrown by Kris and Bruce Jenner. Surely, they stand to make a gazillion dollars off of the whole shebang, right?

As we already know, Kim is pimping out stories left and right about the affair, down to every last detail. Seems like a lot of craziness over the wedding of a former sex tape star…doesn’t it?

Do you care about Kim’s wedding? Or are you more excited that her brother Rob is appearing on the next season of Dancing With The Stars? Sound off in the comments!

Kim Kardashian and her fiancee Kris Humphries have already unleashed an unthinkable wedding registry upon the world. With $6,000 vases and extensive amounts of expensive plates, silverware sets and ashtrays, so it really doesn’t matter that the world hates her because there are a lot of people suffering. We’re in a recession, people! And this reality “star” (used very loosely, I assure you) is spending money like it’s water.

WTF, Kim?!?

Now, to make matters even worse, she’s reportedly planning her ten million dollar wedding! Ugh, I just can’t. Ten million dollars, really?

She has already reportedly commented that she wanted a wedding that would rival Prince William and Kate Middleton’s, so I guess that would do it. Still, though, with so many people in the world going hungry and she’s just spending and spending. It’s a total classless move. Ten million would be utterly extravagant, even for her.

Also in this issue of OK! magazine, Pippa Middleton gives the truth about her love life. Which is, pretty much that she’s still dating Alex Loudon. Not really anything new there, unless they’re going to drop the bombshell that she’s really hooking up with Prince Harry. So, you can get that information here for free.

They’re also tackling the rumors surrounding Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez’s pregnancy (which apparently never happened). Another story that you can read on Earsucker for free. Thanks internets!

Lastly, they’re talking about Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux getting engaged. He’s not good enough for her (in our humble opinions), so we didn’t even devote a story to him (or that hideous beard).

What do you think of Kim’s ten million dollar wedding? Is she worth that much?

Kim Kardashian and fiancee Kris Humphries are really going all out for their upcoming wedding. After finding their wedding registry at Geary’s of Beverly Hills, we’ve got a list of some of the super expensive items that they want guests to purchase.

Among the items:

2 Havana ashtrays – $840.00 each
1 Ingrid black vase – $4,625.00
1 1925 coffeepot, creamer and sugar bowl set – $1,650.00, $1,000.00 and $710.00
1 Equinoxe Round Whiskey Decanter – $680.00
24 Baccarat Vega Tall Red Wine glasses – $130.00/each
1 Tourbillon Black Vase – $6,500.00
1 Baccarat Cosmos Extra Large Vase – $7850.00

And that’s not even close to being all that they have included on the list. I’ve left out the flatwear, tumblers, ice bucket, ice tongs, dinnerwear, martini glasses and a whole list of other expensive items.

Wow, I can’t even imagine who they would invite to their wedding that would have that much cash to throw away on this occasion. It’s almost as if Kim said that the wedding is fake anyways, so she chose a bunch of stupid and expensive items for her registry.

I’m of the mind that her wedding to Kris Humphries is all just for show, but we shall see. You can view the entire registry here. It also lists the official wedding date as Monday, October 31, 2011.

Eighty-five year old Playboy founder Hugh Hefner doesn’t see a problem with the age gap between himself and his fiancee, Crystal Harris, who is 24-years-old.

In fact, he says that it’s only other people who have an issue with comprehending their relationship.

In a new interview, he said, “If you’re in good health, age is just a number. I’m consistent; when I was 20 I was dating 20-year-old girls and now I’m 85 I’m still dating them. We have lots in common. A very similar sense of humor. I can’t foresee having a happier relationship than this one in the years ahead for me.”

He went on to reveal that he is battling ageism the most. He said, “To begin with I fought racism, then sexism, now I’m fighting ageism. One defines oneself in one’s own terms. If you let society and your peers define who you are, you’re the less for it.”

He said that the sexy magazine has a lot of female fans and that he feels he promotes a positive image to women. He added, “We live in a post-feminist society where a lot of women have grown up watching things like the popular reality show that was set in the Playboy mansion. The majority of viewers of that show were young women. I’m on Twitter and get fan messages, a lot from young women, who love Playboy and love the bunny.”

Women: Do you love Playboy and the bunny??? Let us know your thoughts!

Well, here’s a shocker. Jessica Simpson is said to be walking down the aisle by the end of the year, so in true Jessica fashion, she’s already talking about showing off the “girls”.

She is in the middle of discussing wedding dresses, but she’s sure to pick one that enhances her best quality…her brains boobs.

She said, “I like my collar bone. I have a long neck, so I like to show off my decolletage. I haven’t really thought about the color. But I do like the romantic feel of a lighter color.”

And don’t be fooled, this dimwit also uses her girls to get her out of parking tickets. Perhaps she’s smarter than we give her credit for? Noooo, it couldn’t be.

Reese Witherspoon and Jim Toth were married on March 26, 2011 in Ojai, California — and Reese said everything about the experience was perfect.

She revealed that everything went perfectly and was totally content with all of the wedding details, especially the Monique Lhuillier wedding gown.

She said, “The wedding was a wonderful experience. Everything went perfectly, right down to the dress which I just loved. Monique made it especially for me. She’s been a family friend of Jim’s for a very long time and it was an honor to be able to go to her atelier and have her make one of her beautiful gowns for me. I was just delighted.”

She even admitted to being nervous about getting married for the second time. She said, “I don’t profess to be an expert on love. I’ve had my ups and downs in relationships as you know, and as I get older I get more nervous about things, not less. And certainly I’ve had trepidation about getting in a relationship and marrying again.”

She has since learned that happiness is important in life, so why not just embrace it?

She added, “You know, life is short, and happiness is just as important as any other element of your life, and I think if someone gives you an opportunity to be happy, then you should jump at it. I’ve never wanted fear to be a reason I didn’t do something. That’s no way to live.”

Despite what you might have heard, Playboy mogul Hugh Hefner will have a prenuptial agreement for his June 18th wedding to fiancee Crystal Harris.

He said, “I had a prenup the last time I got married. Why would anyone assume I wouldn’t have one this time? A prenup protects everyone.”

He also revealed that former girlfriend Kendra Wilkinson and her husband Hank Baskett will be invited to the wedding. There was some speculation that her invitation might have gotten lost in the mail.

He tweeted, “Crystal & I love both Kendra & Hank & they are both invited to the wedding.”

Reese Witherspoon married her Hollywood agent boyfriend Jim Toth on Saturday night — and in attendance were a lot of their celebrity friends. One person who didn’t make the guest list was her ex-boyfriend, Jake Gyllenhaal.

Jake spent the night bowling with some friends, instead.

A spy on the scene said, “They looked really into it and seemed really relaxed. As the game progressed, the guys started high-fiving each other; at one point Jake did what looked like a little dance after bowling a spare.”

Reese and Jim make a really cute couple and we’re happy for them! Congratulations to them!

Should Jake have gone to the wedding to show that there’s no hard feelings? What do you think?

Congratulations are in order for Reese Witherspoon and her Hollywood agent boyfriend Jim Toth!!

The happy couple tied the knot in front of 120 family members and friends in the courtyard of her Ojai home. She was said to be wearing a gown designed by Monique Lhuillier.

Congratulats to them!

Perhaps the second time is the charm?!?? Let’s hope! Good luck guys!

According to OK! magazine, it appears that reality star Kim Kardashian already has her dream wedding to boyfriend Kris Humphries all planned out!

Note to Kris: It’s still not too late to run away and fast, dude.

According to the tabloid, Kim has already picked out a custom made Vera Wang gown and a party planner. Reportedly, their wedding “will rival” Prince William and Kate Middleton’s wedding. I highly doubt that, but let’s let them have their own delusions.

What do you think? Is Kim trying to move too fast with this one? I’m more shocked by the fact that they’ve included the names of royalty in the same sentence as this sex tape queen.

We’re hearing reports that Owen Wilson wants to marry his girlfriend and baby’s mother, Jade Duell!

A source said, “Jade’s family likes Owen a lot and they don’t want to cause any tension, but they want him to marry her for the baby’s sake. They’re very traditional. They expect Owen and Jade to get married in a formal religious ceremony — the sooner the better!”

Since getting together with Jade, Owen has found a new lease on life. A spy close to Owen said, “He’s gotten a new lease on life because of Jade. He’s come all the way back from the depths of despair to being happier than he ever dreamed possible.”

How sweet! I wonder when the big day is going to be!