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Charlie Sheen was famously replaced on former show Two And A Half Men, after going off on the show’s creator, Chuck Lorre. The show killed him off on the ninth season’s premiere episode and replaced him with Ashton Kutcher’s new character, Walden Schmidt.

Charlie has said that he wished Ashton the best on his new endeavor, but apparently he has changed his mind!

In a new interview at this year’s NATPE conference in Miami, he said, “I don’t think it should go on past this year. I just think that people are there because there’s nowhere else to go. Yet.”

He also talked of his new show, Anger Management, saying, “We will not disappoint. At this stage of the game, to deliver a turd? It’s not going to happen. It’s going to be an absolute f**king rocket ship to the moon.”

He went on to speak of his former show, saying, “I don’t want to harp on them. Let the clueless stay clueless…I was a puppet there for ratings. But whatever, I don’t care. I’ve moved on, and whatever they’re doing there is none of my business.”

He added, “Hats off to Ashton for doing the best job that he can. I don’t think that he’s working with the best writing because [Chuck Lorre is] doing too many shows. He and Jon and Angus deserve better material.”

What do you think of his comments on the show? Should they give it the axe? Or are you still watching?

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Now that Ashton Kutcher has replaced Charlie Sheen on Two And A Half Men, Charlie was left impressed by the events surrounding his successor’s personal life.

Now that Ashton is on the show, his personal life is appearing to mimic Charlie’s character. Charlie said, “Do you think that’s intentional? Was it a plan of his? I was kind of impressed…I thought, ‘Hey, man, make it colorful!’”

Demi Moore filed for divorce after it was rumored that Ashton had an affair with Sara Leal on the sixth anniversary of their wedding. So does Charlie have any words of wisdom for Ashton?

He said, “No, that’s personal stuff that he’s got to deal with. I don’t know the man well enough to offer advice. I just wish him well and hope it all ends peacefully.”

When speaking of his own media tirades, he added, “It is what it was. But I just try to pick my spots wisely and think a little longer before I speak.”

Do you think Charlie was in awe of the “goddess” that Ashton hooked up with for his fling? Ha.

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Charlie Sheen was fired from the CBS hit show, Two And A Half Men, after telling his boss, Chuck Lorre, off. It was a tale that we could all sympathize with. Someone giving their boss the finger? We loved it — and we ate it up.

Charlie was actually on a downward spiral, which involved mass quantities of cocaine and hookers/escorts. After his tirade, Warner Brothers called time on his employment with their company. Thus, Ashton Kutcher replaced Charlie on the show.

Now, Chuck is opening up about his feud with Charlie. He says that they fired Charlie in an attempt to prevent him from killing himself with his drug use.

Chuck said, “This was not a game. This was drug addiction writ large. This was big-time cocaine, and in his own words, an epic drug run that could have ended with either his death or someone else’s.”

He went on to say, “When we would shoot a show on a Friday night, there was always that I’ll see you Monday. I hope. The holidays were the worst, because those long stretches of time were the ones we feared the most.”

Are you digging the ninth season of the show, without Charlie? Or now that he’s cleaned up his act, should they try to invite him back? What do you think?

Charlie Sheen was forced to change his cell phone number after he tweeted it out to his millions of fans — by accident.

He was trying to reach Justin Bieber and sent the message to the public, instead of a direct message. He tweeted, “310-954-7277 Call me bro. C”. Fans of the actor’s immediately started flooding his cell phone with voicemail and text messages. It was really him, because he picked up the phone a few times, joking around.

A source revealed, “Charlie’s phone immediately went into meltdown. It was ringing wildly, and he got 1,800 text messages in minutes. Charlie saw the funny side and answered the phone a few times, saying things like, ‘Ray’s Pizza’ and ‘Winning’. But his phone just continued ringing and buzzing and eventually just completely melted down. Charlie was like, ‘I guess I need a new phone.’”

His spokesperson said, “I haven’t been able to get through to him on the phone since Wednesday. He just got a new number.”

It wasn’t revealed why he wanted Justin to contact him. Does Charlie have plans for himself with Justin Bieber???

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Charlie Sheen’s ex-wife, Brooke Mueller, has been busted for possession of cocaine, along with third degree assault, according to our sister site, Tragicomical.

Brooke was arrested in Aspen, Colorado, last night on suspicion of felony cocaine possession. The local police department revealed that they found Brooke inside Escobar nightclub after she allegedly assaulted another woman at a nearby bar.

She was booked on a misdemeanor third degree assault charge and was released from the Pitkin County jail after paying an $11,000 bond.

Drug addiction and recover a real pain. We hope that she gets the help that she needs. At least Charlie appears to be clean. At least she has the money to hire a ton of nannies to take care of her kids.

Get well soon, Brooke. Soon, we’re guessing that we will be hearing reports that she’s checking back into rehab. Hopefully.

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After watching last night’s Two And A Half Men episode, titled Thanks For The Intercourse, I had some thoughts to share — and some questions. In case you’ve missed the show, you can read our recap here.

Brief show summary:

Walden donates Charlie’s old piano, Alan goes nuts and embodies his late brother, in picking up a woman, drinking Scotch, wearing his clothes and smoking cigars. In the end, Alan gets tossed in the looney bin and says the catchphrase of the year, “Winning!” — only after ordering ice, Scotch and some Asian hookers on his “hand phone”.

Questions:

Are the show creators that desperate to leave Charlie’s ghost hanging around the show that they made Alan go crazy and act like Charlie? When people started saying to bring back Charlie Sheen, we’re pretty sure this is not what they meant.

Was Jon Cryer able to pull off the whole Alan as Charlie charade? Did he do the role justice? We’ve seen many on-screen transformations (thanks, True Blood), so we were curious as to what you thought about the role switch-up.

Is Two And A Half Men desperate to hold onto anything Charlie? Yes, they got rid of his famous piano, but his ghost is lingering in the script, mucking about. I mean, wasn’t it an obvious dig at Charlie when Alan said, “Winning” and the end?

What do you think? Sound off in the comments below and let us know!

In case you haven’t heard, Charlie Sheen is starring in a new movie called A Glimpse Inside The Mind Of Charlie Swan III. Well, on the set of the flick, Charlie tweeted the above photo, taking a dig at his old show, Two And A Half Men.

He tweeted, “#SheenOnSwan3 take two… (this is at least TWO AND A HALF times more fun than my last gig..!)”

Charlie Swan will follow the life of a successful graphic designer who has fame, money and charm, but sees his life unravel before him after his girlfriend breaks up with him.

Too funny. Do you still think the show would do better to bring back Charlie Sheen? Thoughts?

Dear Two And A Half Men, Charlie Sheen is just not into you anymore. When the show returned with the untimely death, Charlie tuned in to find out how they were going to kill him off. He even claimed that he enjoyed the show and was sure that his replacement, Ashton Kutcher, was going to do a good job.

Now? Not so much.

TMZ’s videographer followed Charlie and started asking him about his new show, Anger Management. Charlie responded that they were going to start filming that in January. When asked what his fans could expect from the show, he said, “Everything. Everything that they’re not getting right now.”

ZING.

The video guy informed Charlie that Two And A Half Men’s ratings keep plummeting, to which he said, “Yeah, well, people aren’t stupid. Not all of ‘em.”

Then Charlie was asked about his thoughts on Ashton’s “bumps in the road”, to which he replied, “He’s doing the best he can. I don’t think the role is cursed. But – I’m extremely disappointed with how they’re handling what I left behind.”

SNAP.

If you were one of the millions of people who tuned into the ninth season of Two And A Half Men, then you’re not alone. Apparently, Charlie Sheen was watching right along with us. And even though the show was panned by fans of the show, Charlie said that he loved it!

Ashton Kutcher replaced Charlie on the show, after his very public meltdown earlier this year. Ashton’s character, Walden Schmidt, took over, landing the show in the top spot in the ratings game.

Charlie didn’t just like the show, he loved it! According to reports, Charlie has told friends that watching his funeral on the show was “eerie but fun.”

Of his replacement, Charlie said, “I thought it was the best intro for a new character on a TV show of all time.” Reportedly, he also liked the fact that Ashton’s character “was revealed through the dusty exploded smoke of my remains.”

What did you think of the season premiere of the show? Did you love it or hate it? Sound off in the comments below!

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People really flocked to Ashton Kutcher’s debut episode on Two And A Half Men last night! Fans of the show, along with Charlie Sheen fans were wondering just how well his replacement was going to do. In case you’ve missed it, you can check out our official recap HERE.

Ashton debuted as Walden Schmidt on the highly anticipated show, after its creator and Warner Brothers fired its former star. So, we tuned in to see how Ashton would do and more importantly, how the show would fare without Charlie.

According to reports, no matter the reason, the show got 27.2 million viewers who tuned in! The show also received a 10.3 rating in the 18-49 demographic. That basically means that mostly everyone shunned the season premiere of Dancing With The Stars to watch Charlie Harper get lambasted.

That’s pretty interesting, considering Charlie and Ashton were going head-to-head for the most viewers for the night. Still, we have to admit, we didn’t care for how the show handled Charlie’s death. They made his family seem very uncaring at his funeral and afterward. The only one to show any remorse at his passing was his brother Alan, who had a heartfelt talk with Charlie’s urn after the wake.

It appeared to us that Chuck Lorre was more interested in giving Charlie every disease known to man, making his family rude and uncaring and flopping Ashton Kutcher in his spot as the man-child, hapless, exhibitionist womanizer.

What did you think? Why did you watch? Were you curious about how Ashton was going to do? Or were you more interested to see how the show would handle Charlie’s death? Most importantly, will you watch again next week for part two? Let us know, in the comments!

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Winning warlock Charlie Sheen made a surprise appearance at the 2011 Emmy Awards last night!

During his spot, he wished his former co-stars and the crew of Two And A Half Men a future of “great television”.

It is a definite turn around from his previous remarks about the show and its creator, Chuck Lorre. Charlie has really seemed to turn things around for himself, don’t you think?

Since having a meltdown, Charlie has been replaced on the show by Ashton Kutcher. On last night’s awards show, however, he proved that he held no hard feelings for the actor. He presented the award for Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy Series to Jim Parsons for his show, The Big Bang Theory.

He said to his old cast and crew, “We spent eight wonderful years together and I know you will continue to make great television.”

Jon Cryer later presented an award with Ashton, and introduced himself on stage by saying, “I am not Charlie Sheen.”

Ashton rolled with the joke, saying, “And Jon, I want to tell you something. I do not think you are a troll.”

Too funny!

Which will you be watching later on tonight? The newly rebooted Two And A Half Men or the Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen? Let us know in the comments!

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