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Chris Brown accumulated a whopping total of 95 parking tickets, to the tune of $15,000 — and they’ve all been dismissed! Another lucky break for the R&B singer…Go figure.

He was parking in the handicapped spot at his building, racking up the charges. Fortunately for him, Hollywood officials have ruled that the parking space was actually his.

It’s really a douche move to park in the handicapped spot, no matter where it is…So we would be remiss if we hadn’t mentioned that. However, it’s not all roses for the singer. He still has 22 tickets that he has to take care of which are related to other parking offenses.

Maybe he can try to get out of those, as well? I mean, you don’t get if you don’t ask, as one fine person told me. What do you think? Should he just suck it up and pay the fines? He has already beaten $15,000 in tickets… Should he push his luck?

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Chris Brown performed at the MTV Video Music Awards recently where he recovered his $22,000 Rolex watch. Chris tossed the watch onto a trampoline and it ended up bouncing into the crowd. The watch was returned when he dispatched his security guards into the crowd to locate it.

Related: Jay-Z Refused To Clap For Chris Brown’s VMAs Performance (Photo)

A fan gave the watch to the security guard and didn’t expect anything in return. At the time, Chris didn’t get to meet the fan, but said that he would like to thank her for her honesty. TMZ reports that the girl has come forward!

We spoke to the Rolex-returner herself — a girl named Alisha — who tells us she was in the audience at the VMA’s with a friend — when Chris took off his watch, dropped it on a trampoline … and it bounced right over to her.

Alisha says she put the Rolex on her wrist — then saw one of Brown’s people looking for the wayward watch … so she turned it in.

We’re told the two parties got in contact after seeing the story on our site — and Alisha was promised tickets to a show, backstage passes and a meet-and-greet with Chris.

Alisha tells us she’s SUPER excited about the offer — and was never expecting a reward for her good deed.

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Does she have proof that she held the watch? Or will the security guard recognize her from every other fan in the audience?

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Chris Brown caught a super lucky break at a recent concert when a fan returned his $22,000 diamond encrusted Rolex!

Related: Lindsay Lohan Wants To Meet Chris Brown

It all went down at the 2011 MTV Video Music Awards, when Chris tossed the super expensive timepiece somewhere safe. The only problem was that he actually ended up tossing it into the crowd. After the performance, his bodyguard went into the audience, asking around for the watch, but they didn’t really expect anyone to be honest enough to come forward.

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It ended well when the honest fan returned the watch to Chris, through his bodyguard. Chris’ rep said, “Although Chris did not get to meet the fan, he is very appreciative of the fan’s actions.”

TMZ reports that Chris is grateful to the female fan and wants to give her a nice reward for her honesty:

A rep for Brown tells us — Chris’ bodyguard didn’t get the name of the girl who returned the watch … but they’re hoping she’ll contact them … so Chris can personally thank her and reward her with tickets and backstage passes to his new tour.

More: Jay-Z Refused To Clap For Chris Brown’s VMAs Performance (Photo)

He wanted some positive PR and so it is. Have we forgiven his douchetastic behavior toward Rihanna? No, but he wants to reach out to the fan who did the right thing, and we’re all about facilitating that.

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It’s almost as if this was supposed to happen. Two famewhores, struggling to find their way back into relevancy. Chris Brown performed at the 2011 MTV Video Music Awards last night and he reportedly blew everyone away with his performance (not literally).

There was one person who was left completely impressed by his stage performance (and no, it wasn’t Jay-Z).

After Chris’ performance, Lindsay took to her Twitter account to say, “@ChrisBrown killed it. #MTVVMAs”

A few hours later, she sent him this message, “@chrisbrown wanna meet?”

Now why would Lindsay want to meet Chris Brown, unless it’s to hatch some evil plan to take over the world of irrelevance with brute force? What do you think?

During last night’s MTV Video Music Awards, Chris Brown was said to have put on quite the show. So much, in fact, people were left commenting about how good it was. Celebrities in attendance, stood and clapped for the often troubled singer. With one exception, of course.

As Kanye West and others stood up and clapped, Jay-Z was sitting tight, looking bored. After all, Jay is probably still holding a grudge against Chris for what he did to Rihanna. He discovered Rihanna, so it stands to reason that he’s still holding on to a beef with him.

Either that, or he’s busy with babies on the brain. Beyonce announced her pregnancy on the red carpet at the event and even showed off her baby bump!

What do you think of the situation? Is Jay still not feeling any reason to be nice to Chris Brown, no matter how many times he moonwalks on the stage? Sound off in the comments!

We’re hoping that this is merely a rumor, but according to reports, Rihanna and Chris Brown have started dating again. Ugh.

Chris brutally beat Rihanna in 2009, but has since served his time for his crime. And now that the restraining order has been lifted, they’re said to have grown closer.

A source said, “Ri-Ri’s always loved Chris – that never changed. They’ve texted and Skyped each other a lot recently and met up at a mutual friend’s house in Los Angeles after the restraining order expired.”

Now, they’re said to be giving things another chance. The insider said, “Ri-Ri wants to be with Chris but is worried about her career and fans. She’s trying to find a way to take him back publicly without letting down her supporters, her management and her friends or setting a bad example. Chris has said he’ll be as patient as she needs him to be but after being slammed on Twitter for just following him, she’s begun to worry that they may never get to be together in public.”

What do you think of the reports?

Chris Brown’s mother, Joyce Hawkins, has decided to weigh in on his recent nude photo scandal! Wanna talk about embarrassing!

In a recent interview, she said that she’s certain he did not release the nude photo of himself to the media. She said, “Never would he have” leaked the picture. “Chris’ personality, never would have sent” that.

It was obvious that he took the photo himself on his cell phone, but his mother says that he was embarrassed as soon as it went public. She told him, “You don’t do that.”

She went on to say, “I guess it was somebody he probably had known for a while that may have been upset with him for a certain reason, maybe he doesn’t talk to them anymore.”

Who do you think leaked the picture?

Rihanna recently had her restraining order against Chris Brown lightened so that they could attend the same events without issue for him.

One blogger, Sandra Rose reportedly criticized Rihanna for not continuing the restraining order, calling it a “disgrace”.

Now, Rihanna used her piece in Rolling Stone to hit back at the writer, saying, “A lot of people get so brave behind the computer screen.”

She went on to say, “When she’s jumping to conclusions about my personal decision, it really p**sed me off. That’s my decision. You don’t make that decision for me.”

And just because the restraining order has been relaxed, it doesn’t mean that she has any plans to reunite with Chris. She added, “It doesn’t mean we’re gonna be in a relationship, or make up, or even talk ever again. We don’t have to talk again ever in my life. I just didn’t want to make it more difficult for him professionally.”

Rihanna said that she was so shocked and sickened at the first time nude photos of her were leaked that she locked herself inside of a bathroom in an airport.

She says that she had landed in Hawaii in 2009 when she was alerted to the photos online, by friends on her cell phone.

She said, “I could barely stand. I went to the first bathroom I saw and just sat in the stall with the door open. People kept coming in and staring at me sitting on the toilet bowl. I was mortified. I didn’t even want to leave the airport.”

The pictures were reportedly sent to her boyfriend at the time, Chris Brown.

Chris Brown was interviewed on Good Morning America by Robin Roberts recently, when he threw a temper tantrum in his dressing room and tossed a chair at a window. She went on the record to say that all of the questions that she asked him were pre-approved by Chris himself.

Now, Rosie O’Donnell is defending Chris and is taking aim at Robin!

On her radio show, she said that Chris was treated unfairly during his interview. She revealed, “I don’t know why this kid seems to be held to a different standard than anybody else. I felt mildly angry at Robin Roberts. I felt like writing her and going, ‘Can you take a look at this again and see if maybe you find — in any way — your responsibility in this?’”

She said that she understands how Chris was feeling because she felt the same way during her time on The View. She added, “Part of me wanted to take a chair and throw it through the window at The View…but, you know, there are no windows down there in that rat-infested cellar.”

Dancing With The Stars host Tom Bergeron said that he wasn’t happy with ABC’s decision to go ahead with Chris Brown’s performance on the show Tuesday. In a recent interview with Ryan Seacrest, he said that he would’ve asked Chris the same questions that were asked of him on Good Morning America.

He said, “I did tell the producers it may be to their advantage to not have me interview him, because my natural tendency would be to say something. So, don’t put me in a position where you are asking me not to say something, because I really won’t do that.”

Can you blame him? Fans of the show protested Chris’ performance saying that the network was basically condoning his previous behavior.

What is your take on that?