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Charlie Sheen was fired from the CBS hit show, Two And A Half Men, after telling his boss, Chuck Lorre, off. It was a tale that we could all sympathize with. Someone giving their boss the finger? We loved it — and we ate it up.

Charlie was actually on a downward spiral, which involved mass quantities of cocaine and hookers/escorts. After his tirade, Warner Brothers called time on his employment with their company. Thus, Ashton Kutcher replaced Charlie on the show.

Now, Chuck is opening up about his feud with Charlie. He says that they fired Charlie in an attempt to prevent him from killing himself with his drug use.

Chuck said, “This was not a game. This was drug addiction writ large. This was big-time cocaine, and in his own words, an epic drug run that could have ended with either his death or someone else’s.”

He went on to say, “When we would shoot a show on a Friday night, there was always that I’ll see you Monday. I hope. The holidays were the worst, because those long stretches of time were the ones we feared the most.”

Are you digging the ninth season of the show, without Charlie? Or now that he’s cleaned up his act, should they try to invite him back? What do you think?

If you hadn’t heard, on a recent episode of The Big Bang Theory, Chuck Lorre used his vanity card to describe a drunken monkey who was impossible to work with and addicted to heroin.

From his vanity card (via CelebDirtyLaundry.com):

Nevertheless, he proved impossible to work with. During the week of production his behavior became increasingly erratic, to the point of refusing to come out of his trailer to rehearse.

It wasn’t until after we finished filming his scenes that we learned why. The monkey is a heroin addict. Yes, hard as it may be to believe, the monkey had a monkey on his back.

Some said that Chuck was referring to Charlie Sheen, taking another pot shot at the actor for his drug related antics. Now, Charlie is blasting the reports, saying, “I have never done or tried heroin in my life.”

And there you have it! But if Charlie’s not the monkey, then who is?

Charlie Sheen is gloating over recent reports that his former show Two And A Half Men might not make it without him.

In a new letter to the show’s creator, Chuck Lorre, Charlie is taking his war with Chuck another step further. The letter blasts Chuck for trying to keep the show on television without him.

He said, “My fans may tune in for a minute, but at the end of the day, no one cares about your feeble show without me. Shame on you… A narcissist. A coward. A loser. A spineless rat. I’m out here with my fans every night. The message is crystal clear; no Charlie Sheen. No show. And that’s exactly what it will be for you…every Monday night, a no-show. The ratings right now are not a fluke. It’s a big fat mess…That sucks. Almost as bad as you. You’ve been warned. Reap the whirl-wind you cockroach, reap it.”

Wow, awful harsh words for someone who has been telling his fans on his tour appearances that he basically wants his job back. What do you think?

If you were too busy with your own goddesses to watch Charlie Sheen’s winning UStream session of Sheen’s Korner, then you’re in luck! We’ve got the video right here for your viewing pleasure!

Charlie rambled on for a short time, what was said to be his manifesto. SIZZLE LOSING BYE!

He addressed Two And A Half Men creator Chuck Lorre, whose “name rhymes with suck”, along with the recent demographics for the show. He coined a new term, “Dogspeed” and talked of “high treason”.

Madness. Have you been following Charlie? Does he need mental help or perhaps a muzzle? I know, that was a troll statement. Still, after all of this can Two And A Half Men survive without him?

Charlie Sheen has really done it this time!

After making a ton of nasty comments about Two And A Half Men creator, Chuck Lorre, CBS and Warner Brothers have pulled the plug on the show for the remainder of the season! (Catch up here, as best summarized by The Superficial)

TMZ reports:

TMZ has learned “Two and a Half Men” will immediately stop production for the rest of the season … because of Charlie’s escapades in the last few days … most recently what he said to TMZ.

CBS and Warner Bros. say, “Based on the totality of Charlie Sheen’s statements, conduct and condition, CBS and Warner Bros. Television have decided to discontinue production of ‘Two and a Half Men’ for the remainder of the season.”

The decision comes several hours after TMZ posted a story in which Charlie Sheen challenged creator Chuck Lorre to a fight, calling him “a stupid, stupid little man and a pu**y punk that I never want to be like.”

Sources connected with the production tell us … Charlie’s comments to TMZ were the final straw. No word on whether production will resume next season.

Wow. Like he didn’t expect THAT to happen!