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The Country Music Awards were on tonight…for the two of you out there that actually care about this crap….Yes, mom, I’m looking at you….

The highlights of the show included Taylor Swift winning a buttload of awards and throwing a chair, along with Hootie winning an award, and Carrie Underwood with Brad Paisley making a Kanye West joke.

After the jump, for the comedy: (continue reading…)

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First, Def Leppard frontman Joe Elliott apologized for mishandling the Stanley Cup, now it’s country singer Tim Mcgraw’s turn. But this time, I’m cracking up over the reason. It’s because his retarded record company has released another greatest hits album, with just one studio album in between! I’d be livid, too.

In his own defense, he says, “I had no involvement in the creation or presentation of this record. Sure, I love the songs and I don’t want to take anything away from all the creative people who were a part of making those records. But the whole concept is an embarrassment to me as an artist. In the spirit of an election year, I would simply say to my fans ‘I’m Tim McGraw, and I don’t approve their message.’”