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Courtney Love has been ordered by a judge to part with over $35,000 – after allegedly stiffing two of her former maids.

Reportedly, she hadn’t paid the maids, named Myrium and Miriam, for a total of $35,769.72, including interest, penalties and wages.

Having hired help proved to be extra-costly for Courtney Love – and all because the rocker didn’t pay her maids in the first place. The two housekeepers proved to a court that the Hole singer refused to pay them for time that they’d already worked.

TMZ reports:

TMZ has learned … Love’s former maids — named Miriam and Myriam — scored a huge victory in Beverly Hills court … after proving Love never paid them for cleaning up her pad several years ago.

The judge now ruled Love must now kick out $16,632.45 to Mirium and $19,137.27 to Myrium … totaling $35,769.72 in wages, penalties and interest.

Someone really isn’t a stranger to lawsuits, are they? Why does she make everybody and their mothers sue her? Sheesh, just learn to pay your bills already!

After legendary Nirvana frontman Kurt Cobain passed away, Courtney Love reportedly said that she considered snorting his ashes.

According to author Neil Strauss, he was with Courtney when she introduced him to Kurt’s ashes. Weird. But it’s Courtney we’re talking about here…Expect weirdness. This is a woman who bought a dead bird to stuff in a box and called it “art.”

In his new book, Neil alleges that Courtney suggested snorting Kurt’s ashes and was “serious when she made the suggestion.”

Madness. Thankfully, she came to her senses. I mean, who snorts the ashes of their dead husband????

Courtney Love famously said that she was leaving Twitter, but now she’s back with a vengeance!

She’s posting NSFW photos left and right, but for the life of us, we still can’t figure out why.

Do you know? More NSFW pics after the jump! (continue reading…)

I knew there was a good reason for me to like Robert Pattinson. And I’m not talking about him playing some sparkly teen-angsty vampire in Twilight.

When Courtney Love heard the rumors about Robert playing her late husband, she called the situation “stupid” and “just wrong”, but now, Rob is hitting back!

He said, “I love Nirvana, but I love them a bit too much – I’d be embarrassed [to play Kurt Cobain]. I didn’t get offered it. For one thing, I’m too tall, and I can’t sing like him, I’m nothing like him. It’s ridiculous.”

Even though he knows he would be completely wrong for the role, he was still upset that Courtney dissed him to the media. He added, “You see all these comments, like from Courtney Love, saying, ‘What the f*ck! He’s totally wrong for it’, and I’m like, ‘I f*cking said no, you d*ck!”

Snap! I bet she gets terminal diarrhea of the mouth over this one.

Courtney Love is still a trainwreck and sometimes these things will never change.

During her 9:30 Club concert, she repeatedly forgot song lyrics, riffs and muttered curse words throughout the entire show. Fans paid a whopping $45 for this mess. The singer had her assistant Lisa on stage and in front of her filming the show for her entire performance. When I say she was in front of her, Lisa was blocking Courtney from the view of the audience. When someone complained, she yelled, “F**k you, she’s with me.”

Click Track reports:

The between song chatter was more than just chatter. Ten minutes without playing a song? Sure, let’s do that a few times. She talked about her courting style (“I never chase”), being anorexic and bulimic, quizzed fans on the meaning of her late husband Kurt Cobain’s lyrics, twice mentioned how The Washington Post hated her new album “Nobody’s Daughter,” and name-dropped a “TMZ” episode’s worth of celebrities, from Trent Reznor to Diablo Cody to George Clooney, even Douglas Fairbanks. She asked what the lamest Hole song was and cursed at people when they gave the wrong answer.

At one point during the concert, she picked an African American lady out of the audience. She said, “Do you really like rock music?” Because you’re African-American. That would be like me being into Lil Wayne.”

Wow. She’s just insane.

I would ask for a refund.

Courtney Love is still using Kurt’s name for her benefit nuts. Apparently, for her Behind The Music special on VH1, she talked about how strung out Kurt was when addicted to heroin.

She said, “He’d pass out and seek oblivion and I’d have to f***ing slap him and put pins in his balls and put ice cubes everywhere and it started to p**s me off… I started resenting that; I didn’t like being a nursemaid.”

You should feel lucky to be his nursemaid, you crazy heifer. Kurt was an icon and you just leeched off of that. Please stop leeching now, thanks. And I don’t know about you, but I could have gone forever without hearing that little tidbit.

Talk about a downgrade! Apparently, Courtney Love slept with Gavin Rossdale while he was married to Gwen Stefani. Ugh.

While talking to Howard Stern yesterday, Courtney admitted to hooking up with Gavin during his marriage. She said she had a “vision of marrying Gavin Rossdale one time…We were like, ‘Let’s go spend our rock star money.’”

She aded that “we had a really good time…He was lovely.”

Her friends weren’t so keen on the idea, however. She said, “Everyone gave me so much s— because Gavin sounded a lot like Kurt…But man, he was such an Adonis in his day! He got good in bed….something happened. Maybe Gwen taught him, for all I know.”

When Howard bluntly asked, “You were having sex with him while he was with Gwen Stefani?” She replied, “Yes. She does know. Everyone…yeah…and a few other people. We didn’t have a lot of pressure on each other, but we did like each other quite a bit.”

Nasty! That would be like sticking your junk in a trash can full of vomit.

Courtney Love has said that she is sick of answering questions about her late husband, Kurt Cobain. So much, that she’s basically pleading with the media to stop asking questions about the late Nirvana rocker.

Courtney and Kurt were married for only two years, but he committed suicide in 1994 at the young age of 27. She has previously answered a slew of questions about Kurt in the past, but now she’s tired of it.

She said, “I am not his spokesperson on Earth. I don’t know what he’d be like now, he could be into society girls, he could be into fat girls, he could be homosexual. We don’t know, he died at 27.”

When speaking about her relationship with her daughter, Frances Bean, she added, “I’m ultimately a widow and a single mother, who’s not even getting to be a mother right now. I am so alone, it’s freaky.”

Courtney has also adopted her birth name, Courtney Michelle, instead of her stage name, Courtney Love.

Despite what you may have heard, Courtney Love is putting the kibosh on the rumors that Robert Pattinson is set to play her late husband, Kurt Cobain in his biopic.

Her manager released a statement, denying the claims. He said, “That’s an amazing story, and the first time I’ve heard any of this…I’m not sure she knows who RPattz is, but he sure is cute.”

He hasn’t ruled out the idea of having Scarlett Johansson play Courtney, however. He added, “Courtney likes Scarlett Johansson as an actress and as a person, so it wouldn’t surprise me if she wanted her to play her.”

Yes, because they have soooooo many similarities, right?

Courtney Love has just released the album cover art for Hole’s upcoming album, Nobody’s Daughter, along with the official track listing. (continue reading…)

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