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“Guitar Hero 5″ features Courtney Love’s late husband and iconic Nirvana frontman Kurt Cobain in it. What a disgrace. I don’t think that’s what Kurt would’ve wanted AT ALL.

Shame on you, whoever’s behind that nonsense (ahem Court). See the trailer HERE. It wasn’t enough with the sneakers, the lunchboxes, and the lighters, was it?

Courtney Love was taking a stroll down I Hate Myself Lane, taking a turn down Methface Boulevard yesterday. She was snapped cramming food down her pie hole and looked pretty unfortunate.

Poor thing.

Courtney Love has been teasing her fans with new album, “Nobody’s Daughter”. She was supposedly set to put it out in the beginning of 2009. She recanted and said that she was going to be releasing the album under the Hole name.

She is being denied the privilege of using the Hole name for her new release due to a contract that she signed with its original members when they all disbanded. (continue reading…)

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Courtney Love is making a comeback, but she’s not alone. She’s resurrecting her band Hole for the release of her long-anticipated album, “Nobody’s Daughter”.

Love has yet to confirm a release date for the album, but she promises that it will be out by late this year, or early next, followed by a tour.

Why not? We’ve waited this long, right?

Credit Card company American Express has filed a lawsuit against Hole rocker Courtney Love. She reportedly owes them a whopping $352,059.67 in her unpaid balance, along with damages, attorney’s fees, and late charges.

Courtney’s charging privileges have been suspended after she reportedly failed and refused to make the payments.

I’m sure she’ll post something to Twitter or her MySpace page about this soon. And we won’t be able to understand a word of it.

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Courtney Love wants to be known for something other than “Yoko’ing” up Nirvana.

Love is planning on opening up her own lingerie store in Hollywood. She has reportedly teamed up with photographer David LaChapelle, who is set to fund the project. The store already has a location on Sunset Boulevard, with a source saying, “They plan to launch it in the summer with a big party.”

For a woman that can’t really dress herself, do you think people will buy her lingerie?

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When moving men found a dead bird in a matchbox at Courtney Love’s house, they tossed it into the garbage. Like I would’ve done, assuming it was just junk.

Apparently the dead bird was an £8,000 piece of art work and Love is said to be “blazing mad” about it. So mad that she had a hissy fit and even fired her assistant for not looking after the art piece.

The “piece of art” was in Love’s bedroom, yet its pedestal had already been packed and ready to be sent to her new house. The bird was left sitting on a sideboard. When the movers came, they were not aware of its value, and thew it away.

A source says, “Courtney has fired the assistant and is going nuts because, to her, the work was priceless and irreplaceable.”

I think we’re all in the wrong business, folks. Let’s get together and make art out of dead things. Then we can sell them to rich, strung out, former rock stars. Are you in?

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The Guitar Hero franchise has become quite the staple of family gaming in my house. We love them, the kids love them, and seemingly, the rest of the music gamers out there do, too.

Alas, this is the only Guitar Hero game we’ve yet to purchase, but never fear, we will soon. We’ll play it until the disc dies, I’m sure.

What if you could choose which rock gods came out with a Guitar Hero game? Who would you pick? Here’s my favorite top eight choices, in no particular order.

8. KISS

Can you imagine jamming out to Love Gun or Strutter? How about rocking out to Detroit Rock City or Rock N Roll All Nite? I can’t figure out why Gene Simmons hasn’t capitalized on this idea yet. He’s got the Kiss name on everything else under the sun. Why not a video game?

7. LED ZEPPELIN

This one was just obvious for me. Who wouldn’t break out that Les Paul and wail along to some Led Zeppelin? I want to play Black Dog, Rock And Roll, Misty Mountain Hop, and some Kashmir. This band was a fixture in the 70′s, 80′s and they still are. I wish they would get back together already.

6. VAN HALEN

Jump, Why Can’t This Be Love, Hot For Teacher…I could go on. They could even add some of David Lee Roth’s solo stuff as an added bonus. I’d buy it. Van Halen rocks. Heck, they could probably throw in some Sammy Hagar for good measure, it’d still be alright.

5. ELVIS

There, I said it. Elvis Presley deserves a nod on this list, too. He was a great singer and did some guitar playing in his day. If the powers that be at Activision can add Cream into the mix, then why not some of the King? They could put in Don’t Be Cruel, All Shook Up, Heartbreak Hotel, and Blue Suede Shoes. If you haven’t heard of these, please consult the wonderful people at Wikipedia.

4. NIRVANA

Nirvana also deserves a mention on the list of bands that I would love Guitar Hero to make into a new version of the game. Why? Because THEY’RE NIRVANA. Courtney Love can’t take away what they’ve already done for the music industry, but she could probably give this one the go-ahead. Maybe one day in one of her drunken/druggie rants on MySpace, she might have a moment of enlightenment and think of Kurt’s fans. They could include the entire Nevermind album, along with In Utero. I’d eat it up. I always wanted to play Smells Like Teen Spirit, Come As You Are, Heart-Shaped Box, and Lithium, to name a few.

3. OZZY OSBOURNE

Enter in The Prince of Darkness, Ozzy Osbourne. I know that he wasn’t the guitarist on any of his albums, but how could you ignore the music that he made. Don’t you want to play Crazy Babies, Crazy Train, or any other “Crazy” stuff he can come up with? I do. He’s classic, for sure. I want to rock out to Mr. Crowley, Goodbye To Romance (even though that’s a slow one), Iron Man (this one would go without saying), and Suicide Solution. RIP Randy Rhoads.

2. GRATEFUL DEAD

A classic band if there ever was one. Even though the lead singer, Jerry Garcia has passed on, him and the Deadheads will always live on. I’d play Touch Of Grey, wouldn’t you? If you were born after 1980, then you’ve probably never heard of these guys. Truckin’ was also a good song to play the guitar to, along with Johnny B. Goode. I know it wasn’t there’s originally, but the Activision gods would probably get somebody to cover it anyways.

1. THE BEATLES

It was already rumored last October that Harmonix (which means it’s likely to go the route of Rock Band) was thinking about doing a video game for The Beatles catalog, so let’s hope that comes to fruition. I want to play Can’t Buy Me Love, Help, Let It Be, which is heavy on the piano playing, but would still make a good track to include. RIP George Harrison and John Lennon.

Who would you add?

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Courtney Love thinks she’s rock royalty and that she can try to hook her 16-year-old daughter with anyone she wants. And that includes Twilight star Robert Pattinson.

That’s Rob, pre-haircut days. Think he’s interested in being Frances’ first date? And if you thought it was creepy that Miley Cyrus was dating a 20-year-old, then this is super creepy. I mean, sure he’s a new breakout “heartthrob” and everything, but isn’t it illegal?

A source says, “Courtney thinks he’s charming and handsome and absolutely has to be Frances’ first date. She’s doing everything she can to engineer another meeting.”

What would Kurt Cobain do?

Bonus: See Rob Pattinson’s Haunted Airman bathtub scene here.

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Courtney Love is going to follow the lead of Radiohead and allow her fans to choose the price to pay for her new album, “Nobody’s Daughter“.

She was due to release the album on January 1st, but it was pushed back to February. Courtney’s been busy putting the finishing touches on the album and wants us to pay what we want for it.

On her Myspace blog, she says, “”There’s millions of people worldwide waiting on this record. Well, maybe, there’s 10! But in any case, I assume there are millions because in the past there have been millions. My strategy is to make it available to people in every country for free and for what you feel I deserve…”

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Okay, I’m only taking a snippet of what Courtney Love said on her Myspace blog, because she lost me about two minutes into it. My ADD won’t let me concentrate that long if she rambles…sorry Court, be more concise next time.

Here’s what she had to say about Russell Brand and the VMAs:

how was russell?

i didnt go to the “VMAS” as we used to call them but theyve gotten so f*cking Urban i dont know i guess Van Toffler thought ( hes an exec at MTV ) he was being edgy and he WAS by letting my darkling prince Brand host the mtv awards- but theyre not the “VMAS” and they never will be again – i had ZERO desire to watch let alone go and thats one of my very favourite people ive ever known or had the honour of being friends and fiends with hosting it so i feel horribly rude that my desire not to watch *ssholes with chastity rings- oh for f*cks sake ive had some great conversations but not ONE has ever ended in an Orgasm, y’all need some p*ssy and some c*ck and shut the hell up-

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Courtney Love has turned to a television hypnotist to help her stay thin.

She called on Paul McKenna to keep her weight down after going on a crash diet last year.

She says, “I’ve known Paul for years. I lost weight last year the old-fashioned way by dieting and living off protein shakes. But it was hard to stay disciplined. He’s brilliant and is totally responsible for me staying so skinny. Whenever I start to feel my resolve weaken, I go to Paul for another hypnosis session.”

Hope she doesn’t get too skinny again. She looked like Skeletor.

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Someone has actually had the nerve to steal Kurt Cobain’s ashes from Courtney Love.

She had his ashes hidden in a private location, but they were taken from her L.A. home. She had them in a pink bag along with a lock of his hair.

She says, “I can’t believe anyone would take Kurt’s ashes from me. I find it disgusting and right now I’m suicidal. If I don’t get them back I don’t know what I’ll do.”

After Kurt passed on, she scattered some of his remains near his home in Washington State and some at a Buddhist temple in New York.

“Now it feels like I have lost him all over again,” Love added.

Your thoughts?

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Smells like……Kurt Cobain would be madddddddddddd.

Apparently, Courtney Love will not stop in her effort to be a true Cobain killer.

The couple’s daughter Frances Bean Cobain is set to work with Karl Lagerfeld for Chanel.

That sound you hear??? That’s the Nirvana fans lining up to protest.

Right?

Stop pimping out your daughter already!!!!

First the Doc Martens, then the lunchboxes, then the Converse shoes…..Should I even ask what’s next???

Probably.

Courtney Love is looking to cash in again….and she’s still using Kurt Cobain as a brand. It’s a shame, because this really goes against the corporate nonsense that he really stood against. First it was lunchboxes, flasks, and Doc Martens in the sky, now, it’s Converse.

What’s next?

Converse has made the shoes with Cobain’s signature on them and they’re using diary entries from the late singer as part of the “tribute”.

Fans see this for what it really is, Courtney needs the cash.

Reformed drug addict Courtney Love is urging Britney Spears to get the help that she needs….or end up like Marilyn Monroe. Doesn’t she mean Anna Nicole?

Hours after Britney was committed involuntarily, Courtney went public with her concerns. She said, “I know exactly what’s going on, having been there. If she doesn’t get help something very, very bad is gonna happen.”

She aint gonna listen to you, Courtney, she won’t even listen to her own mother.

Courtney Love had to put her two cents in on what happened with Britney Spears Thursday night.

Here’s what she had to say on her myspace blog:

nuthouse

man was that truly neccessary? Poor thing, i didnt need to see all that fecal matter on the walls but Thaliens at Cedars is obviously loads nicer than Bellevue- shes takingt far too much adderol, thats what ive heard and what appears to be the issue to me wich is by the way none of my fucking business.or ours.
I hope she gets a smoke soon, they dont let you smoke for 72 hours on a 5150, its blows for her, and i feel bad for her , really really bad for her- i came in as an outsiderso i didnt come in as a sweetheart, its slightly easier for me, i was never a good girl,l its still sucks ass, but oh whatever….nevermind.bless i hope people stop hurting on her.

Crazy knows crazy, right?

What has this woman done to her hair?!? The little girl look is not in if you’re over 50.

And why is Courtney Love dissing on Madge? At least Madge has some class. Retard.

Courtney Love posted on her website that she thinks her mouth is wonky and wants to go to a surgeon in Paris to have it fixed:

She writes, “My mouth still looks wonky, i think i gott go back to paris tot he dr (sic), hes not a cosmetic surgeon he just fixes bad surgery and also cleft palates and serious s**t. Its not really vanity, hes conservative (sic).”

I think she’s right, something is a little wonky about her. Hope that Paris surgeon can fix it.