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It’s like the season of “American Idol” comes to a close and all these rejects start coming out of the woodwork with their faux disco and other garbage. Take Danny Noriega, for instance. No, really, please take him, because I have no use for this dude.

He has just released his spiffy new video for “24/7″ and I really just have to say, dude needs to let that American Idol stuff go already.

I had to watch it again to confirm its suckiness, now that’s bad. (continue reading…)

Former American Idol reject, Danny Noriega sang a busted and beat down version of Lady Gaga’s “Pokerface”.

Gag me now. That was an auditory assault and should be illegal. Sure, I can’t do better, but I’m not belting out this sucktastic version of the song on Youtube for the whole world to hear, either.

American Idol reject Danny Noriega covered Britney Spears’ song “Baby One More Time”.

Gross. And I thought this was bad. Now I think I need to go throw up. Try as he must, to stay relevant.