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It was circulating all over the internet yesterday that rehabbed actress Lindsay Lohan would be doing David Letterman’s Top Ten List via satellite.

The L.A. Times reports:

Ms. Lohan will be making her fifth appearance as a guest on the show and her first since 2007. In the interim, she has been in the news frequently, most recently for being charged with stealing a necklace — a topic Mr. Letterman has visited frequently on recent nights with jokes.

Last night, Lindsay took to Twitter to clear up the rumors. She tweeted, “I am NOT going to be doing David Letterman, I’m not sure how this happened, but I am sorry for the confusion…”

Maybe she should do the show…What do you think? A little rehab of her reputation might be in order? And what better way than to poke fun at yourself on national television?

The new cover girl for the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition has been revealed as Cristiano Ronaldo’s girlfriend, model Irina Shayk!

Usually, the big reveal goes down on David Letterman’s show later on this evening. But when they were doing the filming for the big reveal, someone caught a glimpse of the huge billboard.

Rana Wardlaw took to her Twitter to give it all away. She tweeted, “New SI swimsuit coverrrr!!!!” along with a link to the above photo.

Nice. Now what’s Dave going to do? Act like it never happened?

Back on August 5, 2009, Steven Tyler was performing with Aerosmith in Sturgis, South Dakota when he suffered a nasty fall off of a stage (video and details here). Afterward, it was announced that Aerosmith had to cancel the rest of their tour dates to allow the singer to recover.

Last night, Steven appeared as a guest on the Late Show with David Letterman, where he admitted that drugs were the culprit in his fall. Check out the video, below:

X17Online reports:

“It’s not any news here about my drug use and addictions in the past. A couple years ago, I was [snorting] Lunesta because of some problems with my feet. That shows you what kind of a drug addict I was, only the finest for me… I was looking for any excuse to get high.”

Crazy! But we’re happy to see that he’s doing better.

Snooki appeared on David Letterman’s show last night and gave us the top ten reasons to buy the new Snooki book.

RELATED: Snooki’s book, ‘A Shore Thing’ scares me

Watch out, she’ll send a juiced-up guido to your house!

PHOTO: Snooki naked

Will you be purchasing Snooki’s book?

Last night on The Late Show With David Letterman, Bruce Willis paid homage to the dress that sparked controversy at this year’s MTV Video Music Awards. Lady Gaga’s meat dress, of course.

David asked, “You’ve dyed your hair?”, to which Bruce replied, “No. This is all natural… It’s a meat hair-piece inspired by Gaga. Huge fan of Gaga. It’s one hundred percent ground beef sirloin. Top shelf organic. Showering isn’t a problem, I took a shower a couple of hours ago. Lather, rinse, repeat and tenderize.”

Too funny. Check out the video, after the jump! (continue reading…)

Kristen Stewart has dyed her hair red for a new role. The Twilight actress debuted the new color for her appearance on David Letterman’s show last night.

What do you think of the new color? I think it’s great. It really brightens up her face a lot.

Love it or hate it?

Ludacris performed his new song, “How Low” on last night’s David Letterman and it was quite comical. What was funny is that the camera kept panning to his awful dancers, making us laugh out loud because their dance was just terrible.

And hey, didn’t spandex pants go out with the 80′s? Just sayin’. Check out the video after the jump! (continue reading…)

If you watched the Super Bowl (or just the commercials), then you may have run across the new ad for late night television featuring Jay Leno, Oprah Winfrey and David Letterman.

Dave thought it was a good idea and wrote it out. He called CBS for the green light and they loved it. The only missing piece? Conan O’Brien.

From Pop Eater:

‘Late Show’ executive producer Rob Burnett approached Conan’s camp about appearing in the commercial, but his request wasn’t met with a response. “It wasn’t as if they even said no,” Burnett said. “I just think they weren’t in a position to consider it all.”

It would have been ten times better if Coco were there. Don’t you agree?

Shakira and her wondrous dreadlocks performed her new single “Give It Up To Me” on tonight’s David Letterman.

She shook her hips and made weird hand gestures as she sang….Check it out after the jump! (continue reading…)

Britney Spears was on hand on “The Late Show With David Letterman” and presented his nightly Top 10 List.

The subject: The top ten ways the country would be different if Britney Spears were president. (continue reading…)

The Jonas Brothers performed their new single, “Paranoid” on “The Late Show with David Letterman” Thursday night.

A little after the 1:40 mark, you can see the look on Nick Jonas’ face when he sings the line, “that’s why my ex is still my ex.” Sure she is! That’s why him and Miley were riding around on a jetski earlier this week. They were even said to be kissing. (continue reading…)

Last night on “The Late Show with David Letterman”, the Black Eyed Peas performed their song, “I Gotta Feeling”.

I do not know what’s up with Fergie’s dress, she looks like she’s sporting a baby bump. Either that or she’s constantly looking bloated. And that part in that hairstyle isn’t doing her any favors, either. (continue reading…)

Lily Allen performed her song, “The Fear” on David Letterman last night.

I’m not really feeling that dress or that really short hair style on her, are you? From the photo, you can see that after the show, she decided to cover up for the rain with a big gray sweatshirt.

Check out the video:

I still love this song, though. It’s one of my favorites by her now.

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In case you’ve been in a hole the past few months, Joaquin Phoenix said “Bye! Good” to Hollywood and acting in favor of a career in hip hop music. It was rumored that the music thing was just a joke, but it’s painfully obvious that it really isn’t.

He was on David Letterman last night where he talked a little about his upcoming career as a hip hop artist:

I guess we could hope that this is a joke, but it doesn’t look like it. My guess is that he won’t be appearing on the show to “perform” anytime soon, either.

Bummer, too, because I sure could use a laugh from that one.

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