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Lindsay Lohan was really grilled by David Letterman about her upcoming stint in a rehab facility. If you’ll recall, Lindsay took a deal that would see her do three months in rehab as opposed to going to jail.

Not throwing soft balls like Jay Leno, Dave really dug into the whole rehab issue. Can you blame him? He’s got to ask the hard-hitting questions in order to stay relevant, right?

Watch the video below:

It doesn’t appear that Lindsay is really taking her upcoming stay in rehab seriously. We’re guessing that she still doesn’t believe she has a problem. What do you think? Did Dave actually call her out for using the rehab trip as a means of saving her career? Thoughts?

There is nothing like getting burned by your ex-girlfriend on national television, just ask Justin Bieber! Former Disney starlet Selena Gomez has been a busy little bee promoting her new flick “Spring Breakers”, but she took an opportunity to burn her ex.

Apparently Selena couldn’t be happier with her single status, even though it’s being said that Justin is still holding a candle for her. While on the “Late Show” to promote her new movie, Dave took the opportunity to discuss her most recent and famous relationship with the teen singer.

He said, “Last time you were here, you were with Justin Bieber…That’s not going on now.”

She replied, “No, I’m single. I’m so good.”

He went on to say, “Now, the last time he was on, he and I got into a conversation and he said something and I said something, and then he said something and I said something — and I made him cry.”

She wittingly replied, “Well then, that makes two of us”, before bursting into laughter. Watch the video below:

We’re guessing that she’s going to be feeling the backlash any moment now. His fan base of Beliebers is huge and they aren’t messing around. Let’s hope that they realize that she was only making a joke, right? Crazy kids…

Kim Kardashian really wants all of us in the media to focus our attentions on her instead of talking about her soon-to-be ex-husband Kris Humphries. Primarily because we’re not Kardashian puppets, we will do no such thing.

She recently appeared on “The Late Show With David Letterman” alongside her sister Kourtney in order to promote the latest season of “Kourtney & Kim Take Miami”. When she was asked about her divorce from Kris, Kim said, “The only legal way to get an annulment is if fraud were involved, so that’s what’s tricky. So he is suing me for an annulment based on the fact that I frauded him into marrying him for publicity.”

Okay, does anyone else notice how Kim just said that it’s based on the fact that she frauded him into marrying her?

After that, Kourtney chimed in, “But I think if she was going to do it for publicity, she’d pick someone that people knew.”

Yeah, because people wouldn’t even know Kourtney’s name if it wasn’t for Kim taking one for the team by lying on her back for that sex tape. Heh. Kim added that she has been trying to get things over and done with on the divorce front for quite some time now. She said that she has “been trying for almost two years now, um, to wrap it up, but it’s, you know, it’s hard.”

She offered that she wants Kris “to be happy and I want us to move on, and that’s really what I want, is just to move on.”

Of course she wants everyone to move on. She doesn’t want to take all of the focus off the fact that she is knocked up with Kanye’s baby. She’ll soon be pimping the baby out in utero if it’s possible. Has she auctioned off the ultrasound to the highest bidder yet?

Justin Bieber appeared on David Letterman’s show on Thursday night, showing off his new tattoo of the word “Believe”. Dave spotted the tattoo on Justin’s left arm and tried to persuade the teen not to get anymore ink.

David grabbed the tattoo, causing Justin to wince in pain. Apparently David didn’t know that the tattoo was still relatively new when he tried to rub it off. He said, “How does that help you look?”

Dave then told Justin not to turn his body into the Sistine Chapel, which caused Justin to respond awkwardly. Justin said, “I’m not going for the Sixteenth Chapel look.” This caused Dave to poke fun at the teen singer, saying, “Canadian high school!” as the audience laughed.

Dave then asked if Justin would perform on the show, as expected. Justin replied, “If you want me to”.

Right before Justin was set to perform, Dave walked over to him and asked, “Are you alright? Is your tattoo okay? Everybody said, ‘It’s a brand new tattoo and I hurt your tattoo.’ I’m sorry. And then other people said I was snappish…”

Justin said, “You were not snapping…You were fine.”

It was circulating all over the internet yesterday that rehabbed actress Lindsay Lohan would be doing David Letterman’s Top Ten List via satellite.

The L.A. Times reports:

Ms. Lohan will be making her fifth appearance as a guest on the show and her first since 2007. In the interim, she has been in the news frequently, most recently for being charged with stealing a necklace — a topic Mr. Letterman has visited frequently on recent nights with jokes.

Last night, Lindsay took to Twitter to clear up the rumors. She tweeted, “I am NOT going to be doing David Letterman, I’m not sure how this happened, but I am sorry for the confusion…”

Maybe she should do the show…What do you think? A little rehab of her reputation might be in order? And what better way than to poke fun at yourself on national television?

The new cover girl for the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition has been revealed as Cristiano Ronaldo’s girlfriend, model Irina Shayk!

Usually, the big reveal goes down on David Letterman’s show later on this evening. But when they were doing the filming for the big reveal, someone caught a glimpse of the huge billboard.

Rana Wardlaw took to her Twitter to give it all away. She tweeted, “New SI swimsuit coverrrr!!!!” along with a link to the above photo.

Nice. Now what’s Dave going to do? Act like it never happened?

Back on August 5, 2009, Steven Tyler was performing with Aerosmith in Sturgis, South Dakota when he suffered a nasty fall off of a stage (video and details here). Afterward, it was announced that Aerosmith had to cancel the rest of their tour dates to allow the singer to recover.

Last night, Steven appeared as a guest on the Late Show with David Letterman, where he admitted that drugs were the culprit in his fall. Check out the video, below:

X17Online reports:

“It’s not any news here about my drug use and addictions in the past. A couple years ago, I was [snorting] Lunesta because of some problems with my feet. That shows you what kind of a drug addict I was, only the finest for me… I was looking for any excuse to get high.”

Crazy! But we’re happy to see that he’s doing better.

Snooki appeared on David Letterman’s show last night and gave us the top ten reasons to buy the new Snooki book.

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Watch out, she’ll send a juiced-up guido to your house!

PHOTO: Snooki naked

Will you be purchasing Snooki’s book?

Last night on The Late Show With David Letterman, Bruce Willis paid homage to the dress that sparked controversy at this year’s MTV Video Music Awards. Lady Gaga’s meat dress, of course.

David asked, “You’ve dyed your hair?”, to which Bruce replied, “No. This is all natural… It’s a meat hair-piece inspired by Gaga. Huge fan of Gaga. It’s one hundred percent ground beef sirloin. Top shelf organic. Showering isn’t a problem, I took a shower a couple of hours ago. Lather, rinse, repeat and tenderize.”

Too funny. Check out the video, after the jump! (continue reading…)

Kristen Stewart has dyed her hair red for a new role. The Twilight actress debuted the new color for her appearance on David Letterman’s show last night.

What do you think of the new color? I think it’s great. It really brightens up her face a lot.

Love it or hate it?