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Paris Hilton showed up to the launch of her latest perfume Tease at My House in Hollywood last night, dressed as a tranny version of Marilyn Monroe.

In the photo set, she doesn’t really look like she’s pregnant, except for the last pic [above]. Is it the angle? Because she looks like she’s at least three or four months along there.

Could it be true? Is Paris knocked up? And if so, by who? Doug Reinhardt or new boyfriend Cy Waits???

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Paris Hilton has a new man in her life! After dumping Doug Reinhardt, she has been spotted with Las Vegas nightclub owner, Cy Waits. The duo are said to be smitten with each other.

Paris shot a new commercial for Devassa Beer in Long Beach and it was said that Cy couldn’t keep his hands off of her. A snitch on the scene said, “They are clearly enjoying every minute of their new relationship and aren’t afraid to show their feelings and affection for one another.”

She has already commented that she doesn’t want a famous boyfriend and is looking for something more low key. She said, “It’s really hard in my position just being in a relationship, because so much goes along with it. The media are constantly making up stories and it’s just hard to know if you can trust a guy who has fame. I’d rather be with someone who’s not in the public eye – I think it just makes it easier, and I don’t know there’s so much that comes along with it. I’d rather be with someone who’s not in this world.”

Well, he’s going to be a part of it now!

Paris Hilton has been jetsetting in St. Tropez lately, airing out her goody parts using a fan and doing random gestures that she claims are innocent.

She was recently spotted, parting it up in a champagne buying duel with ex-boyfriend Doug Reinhardt, but says that something she did was misconstrued as a Nazi salute.

Her rep said, “Paris was dancing and having fun with her arm up in the air as she always dances like that and was scratching [her] face when a photo was taken. The hat was not a Communist hat, it’s a military style hat from a club. Half of her family is Jewish and many of her friends are as well.”

Are you buying that?

Paris Hilton was seen partying it up in St. Tropez with Malaysian businessman Taek Jho Low. He was spending millions of dollars on bottles of the club’s most expensive champagne for Paris and her drinking buddies.

The only problem? Paris’ ex-boyfriend, Doug Reinhardt, was there — and he was competing with Taek. Crazy!

NOTW reports:

Her new fella, chubby Malaysian playboy Taek Jho Low, shelled out a staggering £1.8 MILLION on bubbly at the exclusive Byblos nightclub.

He was competing with her ex-boyfriend Doug Reinhardt on who could splash the most cash on booze.

What was he doing there?