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According to a close friend of Dr. Frank Ryan’s, Heidi Montag was harboring a secret crush on him. Well, she sure has a crazy way of showing it!

His friend, Dawn DaLuise, said, “I believe she had a crush on him. I believe she was romantically obsessed with him….she saw him as a knight in shining armor.”

Heidi has claimed that Dr. Ryan wanted her to “be his Barbie doll”, but Dawn said that it was more like the other way around. She said, “He sent texts and emails to friends saying that she wanted to be a Barbie, she wanted to look exactly like a Barbie.”

Reportedly, Dr. Ryan even went as far as trying to talk her out of her quest for perfection. Dawn said, “He presented why he didn’t think this was a good idea.”

Dawn went on to reveal that “She showed up at the office uninvited” and that co-workers knew “he wouldn’t take her calls.” She added, “She began that pursuit only after he was rebuking her on a personal and social level.”

This chick would sell out her own mother if she thought it would give her press!

Last year, Heidi Montag underwent a series of ten surgeries in one day so that she could alter her appearance. Her doctor, Dr. Frank Ryan, performed the surgeries all in one day, much to the dismay of critics.

Yesterday, Heidi felt the need to blast Dr. Ryan, even though he passed away earlier this year in a car accident.

Per our report from yesterday:

Despite making money off of her surgeries, Heidi went on to reveal that hindsight is always 20/20 and wouldn’t go through with it again if she had it all to do over. She said, “I wouldn’t do it again…If I could go back, I wouldn’t have had them. It was a lot harder, then I was led on by my doctor. I didn’t know how excessive it really was.”

Now, a friend of his, Dawn DaLuise says that she knows the reason behind Heidi’s comments. She said, “She is desecrating his memory.” She went on to reveal that Heidi had become obsessed with Dr. Ryan and he was forced to turn down her advances.

Dawn said, “Heidi Montag is taking advantage of Dr. Ryan’s death. Her PR people and agents were weighing the options of her either attending the memorial service for him on Monday or going on TV and talking about him and I guess she decided to trash him instead of remember him. Heidi is just trying to stay famous.”

Dawn added, “Heidi was fixated with Dr. Ryan. He told friends that she used to show up and try to talk to him all the time. She was obsessed with him and he spurned her advances.”

SNAP!

Heidi Montag seemed to enjoy her ten plastic surgeries in one day, but now she’s blasting the man who made it possible, Dr. Frank Ryan. Even though he passed away in a freak car accident this August, she pulls no stops in calling him out for saying her surgeries weren’t excessive.

Heidi says that she has regrets over the surgical procedures, and wouldn’t have gone through with it if Dr. Ryan hadn’t convinced her it wasn’t excessive.

She said, “It’s not who I am. It’s something I did. It was a choice that I made, and I wanted other women and people to know, ‘Yeah, I have insecurities and so does everyone, and this is what I did, and I don’t want to lie about it, and I don’t want to cover it up. I don’t like lying. It’s just not who I am. In retrospect, I do wish I never would have said anything.”

Despite making money off of her surgeries, Heidi went on to reveal that hindsight is always 20/20 and wouldn’t go through with it again if she had it all to do over. She said, “I wouldn’t do it again…If I could go back, I wouldn’t have had them. It was a lot harder, then I was led on by my doctor. I didn’t know how excessive it really was.”

Still, she’s happy to report that the surgery didn’t go wrong or leave her with any scarring. She added, “It was a lot and I’m very thankful for how it turned out. It could have been disastrous.”

Attention hog. Attacking a man who is not here to defend himself…now that’s just wrong!

Now that those suckers have served their purpose in wrangling these tards roughly five million dollars, Heidi Montag wants to size down the boobs.

Heidi made headlines after she upgraded to a ginormous G-cup. Now, she wants those puppies downsized.

She said, “My boobs are crushing me. My body’s still getting used to them and I have major anxiety about it. I was taking painkillers but they weren’t working so I stopped. It hurt either way. I’m desperate to go back to normal. I’m downgrading and going a little smaller, to a D or a double D.”

She went on to reveal that she can’t live normally now that she’s had all of that work done. She said, “I’m obsessed with fitness but it’s impossible to work out with these boobs. It’s heartbreaking. I can’t live an everyday life.”

In addition to that, she’s also been wearing nose tape because she’s afraid that it’ll cave in. She explained, “I’m trying to keep the swelling down and hold my nose in place the way Dr. Ryan sculpted it. I don’t want my nose to fall off.

In addition, the blonde beauty has been wearing nose tape constantly since November because she is so worried it will cave in. I feel trapped in my own body. There’s just no fixing it. Dr. Ryan knows the work he did, he knows everything.”

She went on to say that her surgeries, which were thought to be Spencer Pratt’s brilliant idea, had contributed to the breakdown of her marriage. She added, “No one wants to be taking care of his wife who looks like she’d been in a horrific accident. He begged me not to do it in the first place.”

Heidi Montag cares so much about the good doctor who took her face and morphed into the Godzilla-like force we see today. She took a whole five minutes and tweeted a message to Dr. Frank Ryan.

She said:

I am devastated to hear the news of Dr. Frank Ryan’s death. He was the most amazing person I have ever known. He was an angel and changed my life and the lives of everyone he met. He was the most brilliant talented surgeon who will ever exist. Dr. Frank Ryan changed the world. My thoughts and prayers go out to his mother, family, friends, and anyone who was ever blessed enough to meet him. He is in a better place.”

That seems like it was a hardship for her….but she does have to be grateful that she didn’t have to move her mouth to release that statement.