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Stop us if you’ve heard this one before: Porn star Jenna Jameson has crashed into a pole. Ha. It looks like the jokes just write themselves when it comes to things that celebrities do. Jenna is no exception to the rule, either.

Earlier this morning, Jenna was driving her Range Rover in Orange County when she was allegedly drunk and crashed into a light pole. A witness called 911 and Jenna was given a field sobriety test on the scene. She failed the test and was carted off to jail where she was cited and has since been released.

The 911 caller revealed, “I was actually getting ready to call you guys because she was drunk. Next thing I know she went into the pole.”

Jenna sustained minor injuries as a result, but refused to seek medical attention.

Amanda Bynes was arrested for a DUI after hitting a cop car really early in the morning. It was her “birthday week” and she was allegedly partying. She tried to pass by an officer in his vehicle when she hit his car with her BMW on the back of the car.

The officer pulled her over and realized that she pretty much toasted. She was tossed into jail since 3 AM this morning. The booking sheet says that she weighs 125 lbs and she’s 5’7″. Her bail was set at five thousand dollars. How does this girl manage to hit a cop car? She basically put herself up for arrest. “Here cops. Have a drunk chick that thinks it’s okay to drive while intoxicated.”

This may not be the first time this has happened either. Last month on St. Patrick’s Day, Amanda was spotted getting in her SUV while it seemed like she was wasted. About a week before that she got a ticket for being on her cell phone and she sped off immediately after he handed her the ticket. She has not gotten into any trouble for that as of now. This woman needs her license taken from her!!!

What do you think?

My Name Is Earl actress Jaime Pressly was popped last night for suspicion of DUI. She was driving in Santa Monica and after allegedly committing a traffic violation, she was pulled over by police.

She failed a field sobriety test and was arrested for DUI. It’s a good thing that her hubby is a lawyer, because that’s all of the jail time that she’s likely to get over this kerfuffle.

Her bail was set at $15,000 and she has already been released. Check out her mug shot, she looks so jacked up! Nice.

It’s not fair!

According to TMZ, Warrant singer Jani Lane just pleaded no contest to his DUI arrest from May. He has been sentenced to complete 120 days in jail.

TMZ reports:

Besides the jail time — Lane will lose his license for three years and will have to complete a 30-month alcohol education program.

We’re told Jani is scheduled to surrender on July 27.

That sucks, but as you’ll find with cases like these…if you do the crime, you have to do the time!

Chad Kroeger received his driving ban yesterday from a court in Canada, stemming from a drunk driving incident in 2006.

Why’d they take so long to sentence him? Are they that backed up??

He pleaded not guilty to DUI in November of last year, and are in the middle of appealing the sentence. Chad’s lawyers are saying that his rights were violated. I think he should just shut up and serve it. Either way, he was speeding and had a blood alcohol level over the legal limit.

Suck it, Chad.