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PUBLIC NOTICE 2 TEH PUBLIC PEEPS REPUBLIC OV TEH INTERWEBS ON LIBERTYSUCKERS REFUSAL 2 SHUT DOWN OVAR SOPA/PIPA/CENSOR-BS-9000:

NO – WE WONT CRIPPLE OURSELVEZ WHEN FIGHTIN TEH CORRUPTIV FORCEZ OV EVIL (RUN COMPANY AN U WILL UNDERSTAND WUT THEY R). THOUGH WE DO FIND IT NEWSWORTHY AN AMUSIN WHEN OTHERS DO (4 LIEK TWELVE HOURS, WHICH LAZY PEEPS TOOK AS HINT 2 GO WATCH TV WHILE TEH NERDZ FIGURE DIS COMPLICATD STUFF OUT).

YEZ – WE LUV ANARCHY ON TEH INTERNET (WELCOM 2 2012, UR REPLICATOR IZ ALMOST HUR), BUT WE ALSO LUV WHEN US TECHNOGEEKZ/PIRATEZ/CYBERFREEDOMWARRIORS REACT BY OFFERIN NON-GUBMENT SOLUSHUNS 4 PUBLIC EDUMACASHUN AN FREEDOM AN JUSTICE 4 ALL INSTEAD OV STOOPIN 2 TEH SIZE/POWR POLITICS GAME OURSELVEZ. WERE WATCHIN KEENLY AS TEH NEW PLAYERS ASSERT THEMSELVEZ, AN WE STILL KNOE WUT IZ AN WUT ISNT.

STAY TRUE 2 UR INNOVATIV STREAK, KEEP SCRATCHIN TEH ITCH!

SINCERELY,
TEH CUTEST KITTEH HANGIN IN THAR

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