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Just yesterday, we posted Katy Perry’s craptastic Elle magazine cover and now we’re getting some quotes from inside its pages. In the vein of doing anything for the attention, Katy is saying that she has learned to appreciate her boobs.

She said, “When I was a kid, I had enormous boobs that I didn’t know what to do with. I wore minimizers, which were not cute. Those thick-ass straps! I got made fun of for the over-the-shoulder boulder holder.”

That was until someone told her that she could totally use the boobage to become a media darling! Then Shazaam, Katy Hudson died and Katy Perry was born!

She went on to say, “All I wanted was to look like Kate Moss. Little did I know that my breasts would come in handy someday.”

When speaking of her husband, Russell Brand, she said, “Everything clicked really fast. We kind of instantly got past all the surfacey stuff. And ever since then, there hasn’t been a dull moment.”

She also revealed that she wants kids with that idiot. She added, “I want to have kids! I’m totally fine with saying that. I think some people are…worried it’s going to ruin their career, but I want to live a full life.”

Katy Perry is featured on the front cover of the March 2010 issue of Elle magazine. She looks a little dull here, doesn’t she?

In recent events, she’s seen showing off her goody parts for the entire world, but this cover seems more demure.

Celebuzz reports:

The “Teenage Dream” chanteuse graces the March 2011 cover of venerable fashion magazine Elle, showing lots of color (and cleavage) in a green, blue and purple ensemble, accessorized by a gold-tassel belt. Quite the vibrant splash to get the spring season started.

What do you think of the cover? Laid back or just plain ugly? Let us know in the comments!

Lady Gaga was photographed by Tom Munro for the latest issue of “Elle” magazine and she’s looking glam!

Gaga has taken to showing more of her face than in previous photos and she looks great.

Check out the thumbnails, after the jump! (continue reading…)