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According to sources, Miley Cyrus’ ten-year-old sister Noah is designing a lingerie line for children. If you just said WTF, then you’re not alone.

In other WTF-related news, Noah is set to become a lingerie model, as well.

Her friend, Emily Grace Reaves is collaborating with Ooh! La La! Couture designers to create a line of funky hooker-like wear for children up to a size 14.

Gross, gross and more gross. Where are this child’s parents?

This little kid really upsets me. She dresses like a teenaged hooker and leaves me with a bad taste in my mouth every time I see her. She sang about beer and that was okay with mom and pop. Now she’s dressing provocatively once more and her older sister Miley looks on with approval.

And, oh yeah, this little eight-year-old friend of hers has a fashion line called “Ooh La La”. We are headed for the apocalypse folks. (continue reading…)