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According to the latest Hollywood gossip, fashion mogul Jessica Simpson is pimping out the first photos of her daughter Maxwell Drew Johnson for a cool $800,000. Are people that interested to see photos of her new addition with fiance Eric Johnson? We’re guessing that the tabloids have already gauged their readership’s interest and have adjusted accordingly.

Several sources have told “Women’s Wear Daily” that Jessica has sold off the first pictures of Maxwell to “People” magazine. Of course they snatched up the rights to the pictures. We’re just surprised that they didn’t offer her more for them.

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt scooped up a cool $11 million for the first pictures of their twins, Knox and Vivienne, while Jennifer Lopez scored $6 million from the publication for pics of Max and Emme. So, why is Jessica’s baby’s pictures worth less? Okay, she didn’t have twins even though she was big enough to house a football team. But still. Under a million?

Are you anxious to see the first photos of Maxi? Stay tuned, as soon as they’re out, we’ll have ‘em right here!

On Tuesday, May 1st, Jessica Simpson gave birth to her first child with fiance Eric Johnson. The happy couple welcomed daughter Maxwell Drew Johnson into the world and now their pals are already saying that little Maxi looks just like her mother.

The couple released a statement on Jessica’s official website, saying, “Eric and I are elated to announce the birth of our baby girl Maxwell Drew Johnson. We are so grateful for all of the love, support and prayers we have received. This has been the greatest experience of our lives.”

A pal of the couple’s said of baby Maxi, “She’s so cute! And Maxwell looks a lot like her mom: same cheeks and nose! Her hair’s brown, but it’s getting blonder every day.”

The pal added, “She was born for this role. Jessica knows what she’s doing.”

We’re still looking for the photos of their new addition, so we will post them as soon as they become available. Did Jessica and Eric work out a deal with one of the tabloids for the first pictures of their daughter?

Poor Jessica Simpson looks like she is ready to pop out that baby at any moment now. She and fiance Eric Johnson are expecting their first child together within the next three weeks, but she looks as if she’s ready to burst.

Jessica says that she can’t wait to give birth already so that she can get started on working off the 40 pounds that she has gained as a result of this pregnancy. Not only all of that, but she looks extremely uncomfortable carrying around all of that weight, doesn’t she?

She said that she has enjoyed not having to watch what she eats or work out at all, but she’s looking forward to dropping the weight to get her body back.

In a new interview, she said, “I had a great pregnancy. Eating and not having to worry too much about it has been fun. Taking a break from working out has definitely been fun. But I’m ready for it to be over. I’m ready to have my body back! I feel like I could pop at any second.”

She probably could pop at any second. During her interview with Ellen DeGeneres, the talk show host had a paramedic on standby just in case she went into labor.

Jessica Simpson never really had a filter before getting pregnant, but apparently it’s just going to keep getting worse from here. She has already revealed that she hops on fiance Eric Johnson at any given opportunity, leading us to wonder if this is a man who gave any thought to what he would have to go through in this life to marry a billionaire.

On Monday, Jessica appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live! where she talked about her pregnancy. She said, “I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoohah!”

Lovely. She went on to gross out everyone on the planet, saying, “Apparently I have a lot of amniotic fluid, so whenever my water breaks it will be like a fire hydrant!”

Umm…okay. Seriously? She’s talking about amniotic fluid on national television. Is she doing this just to promote her television show? She also told Jimmy, “I’m ready to push!”

She also talked about how she had to put her wedding plans on hold, adding that Eric “feels like my husband already” and “We are just doing it a little bit backwards.”

This broad is crazy. It’s scary to think that she still has four weeks of pregnancy left. She looks great, but very uncomfortable. Let’s hope that she ditches those high heeled shoes in exchange for something that is more suited to pregnancy. Sure, fashion is important, but not when your feet are suffering as a result.

Jessica Simpson has revealed how she found out that she is pregnant by fiance Eric Johnson. The singer/actress turned fashion mogul said that she was gearing up for a night of drinking when she started to feel guilty.

In a new interview, she said, “We were going to have an all-day drinking binge. Going to ride our bikes, hang out…do naughty things. But I started feeling this overwhelming guilt. Why would I feel guilt at the idea of going out and having cocktails with my friends?”

She also talked about how she doesn’t care what the tabloids are saying when it comes to the topic of her weight. She said, “I’m still standing. I grew up very strong!”

She added, “You know, my father used to be an adolescent therapist. I remember sitting at his office, watching the girls walking in and out. Kids doing coke at sixteen…heroin. Pregnant at 14. I could see what I didn’t want to be.”

Jessica has recently revealed that she and Eric are having a daughter. She has yet to reveal the name that they have chosen for their new addition. What do you think they should name her?

Singer turned fashion mogul Jessica Simpson is covering the April 2012 issue of Elle magazine nude and pregnant.

Now, Jessica is talking to the magazine about her hopes that their daughter will be a fashion maven just like her mother. She said, “I swear, I will croak if she asks me for a pair of Nikes instead of Christian Louboutins!”

Her first child with Eric Johnson is due this spring and she looks like she is about ready to pop!

She went on to say, “Eric is so athletic – we’re gonna have this athletic girl and I won’t even be able to take her shopping ’cause all she’s gonna want is sports bras and Nikes!”

Is she really that concerned that she won’t be able to fork over $800+ on a pair of shoes for her daughter?!? If she really wants to partake in spending some dough on fancy shoes, I wear a size 9. Hook me up, Jess. We can go shopping whenever you’re ready if you want to get that girlie shopping experience out of the way.

She says that they have already chosen a name for their new addition and it’s nontraditional. She said, “We’re sure. It’s nothing shocking and nothing you’ll have to add to the dictionary. Still, when people hear it, they’ll know…why.”

Is it Nicki? I hope it’s Nicki! What do you think they’re naming their daughter?

Jessica Simpson is nearing the last trimester of her pregnancy and she and fiancee Eric Johnson are said to be divided on how their baby is born. She wants to have a C-section, while he wants her to have a natural childbirth.

She’s gearing up for a Spring baby, as she’s previously said. It was also rumored that Jess was out shopping for pink things for their impending arrival, so that must mean that they’re having a girl.

Either way, it’s not really up to the guy if he isn’t the one squeezing something the size of a football out of a place that is the size of a golf ball.

A source revealed, “Jessica initially wanted a natural birth, but changed her mind. And now she’s fighting with Eric about the delivery. He thinks the baby should have a natural water birth, while she wants to have a C-section so she doesn’t have to deal with a prolonged labor or pain.”

The source went on to say, “She’s tired of carrying the baby, feeling bloated and experiencing the usual inconveniences of being pregnant. And with the hormones really kicking in, Jessica put her foot down. If she wants a C-section, I am sure she’ll get one.”

Eric, just go with it man. She doesn’t want to wreck the downstairs fun zone.

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Doesn’t it seem as if Jessica Simpson has been pregnant forever? We hope that after she gives birth, she can donate the dress she was wearing in the above photo to charity — because it is hideous. Let’s hope that wasn’t one of her own creations!

She’s carrying large and high, which we were hoping meant that she was having twin boys. But alas, we’ve learned that she is actually giving birth to a baby girl! She and her fiancee, Eric Johnson must be so happy!

In December, she revealed that she thought she was having a daughter. Recently, she was spotted visiting Bel Bambini boutique in Los Angeles and was said to be shopping for her new addition.

One eyewitness said that Jess was looking at the pink items. The spy said, “Jessica and her mom spent over an hour at the store. She took her time picking out the perfect baby items. She seems beyond happy about becoming a mom. She says she can’t wait to meet the baby.”

She was picking out pink stuff! Congratulations on learning the gender of your unborn child. Now can we all fathom a guess as to what she’s going to name their daughter? Any takers?

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Jessica Simpson isn’t really looking forward to giving birth to her first child with fiance, Eric Johnson! She sure does look happy to be pregnant, doesn’t she?

It’s been revealed that Jessica is secretly terrified of being alone when she gives birth. Reportedly, she’s due in the spring and is said to be scheduling a C-section. Reports suggest that she is worried that if the baby comes early, her fiance won’t be there.

A source said, “Jessica really fears she will be going into labor and be all alone. It’s a really hard time for her because here she is in her last trimester, and she’s always imagined that having a baby would be the happiest day of her life. But now she worries.”

The source went on to say, “Calming Jess down is very difficult right now because she’s understandably scared and in pain. Everyone is pulling for her and looking forward to when she calms down after the birth.”

Enjoy the pregnancy while you can, Jess! Maybe they’ll just knock her out for the C-section so she won’t have to stress over the birth? What do you think? Should she go natural? Or is a C-section the way to go?

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Jessica Simpson announced on Halloween that she is pregnant by fiancee, Eric Johnson. Now, we’ve learned that she is already considering the idea of having another baby after their first child is born. Talk about too soon! And will she take time off to slim down with Weight Watchers, as it was previously rumored, and then get married?

The singer-turned-fashion-mogul is already planning her second pregnancy, even though she’s still currently pregnant with her first baby. Perhaps she doesn’t realize that she has to give birth to this one first? Ha. A stupid Jessica Simpson joke — because that’s never been done before.

In a new interview, she said, “We would like another fairly soon after this one. We don’t want to leave it too long between them but we’ll see. I have an idea of how it will all work out but we’ll see.”

She also talked of her pregnancy cravings, and it’s as if she’s being sponsored by these companies for her endorsement. She said, “I’m a big fan of Kraft Mac N’ Cheese… That keeps me happy. That keeps me sodium happy. I, like, wake up swollen because I put Lowry’s seasoning salt all over it. I’m craving a lot of things I had when I was a kid, like, this morning I buttered a Pop Tart. I haven’t done that in years.”

Gross. Ladies, did you have weird pregnancy cravings? Hit the comments with your crazy concoctions!

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Jessica Simpson became engaged to Eric Johnson on November 11, 2010 and on October 31, 2011, she announced that she is expecting their first child together.

She was said to be enrolled in Lamaze classes, but has since dropped out. She and Eric were going together, but after only a few lessons, she decided to skip the whole thing. And by “the whole thing”, we mean natural childbirth altogether.

Instead of opting to have her baby naturally, we’ve heard reports that Jessica is actually scheduling a C-section. Her decision was prompted by the fact that her sister Ashlee was in labor for an entire three days. I can’t imagine being in labor for that length of time, she had to have been exhausted!

A source said, “Jessica can’t wait to become a mother, but she quickly decided that giving birth the old-fashioned way just wasn’t for her. So she is planning a C-section in late April.”

The snitch added, “She’s already booked a $2,800 suite at Cedars-Sinai hospital in L.A.”

She has yet to comment about the C-section rumors on her official Twitter page, so we will see if there is any truth to the reports. After hearing about her sister’s labor troubles, I guess I can’t really blame her for wanting to take the easy way out. But still, isn’t that what an epidural is for? What do you think?

Jessica Simpson appears on the latest cover of OK! magazine, with the headline “Jessica’s Baby Crisis!”

According to their report, Jessica is getting bigger every day and she’s super emotional. But the worst part is that she’s dealing with medical problems that could threaten her health, along with the baby’s. Uh oh! Let’s hope that this isn’t true.

A pal of Jessica’s told the magazine, “She’s said it’s been a difficult pregnancy — she’s been dizzy and nauseous.” Another insider revealed, “She was totally unprepared for how hard it would be on her body.”

Also featured in this issue is Britney Spears getting engaged to Jason Trawick. Along with that, they go into further detail about the doctor’s warning for Jessica, along with her fighting with Eric.

Kim Kardashian is also thinking about a reunion with Kris Humphries. Probably not true, but they’re claiming that Kris still has hope that she will reconsider divorcing him.

In addition, they are speculating on whether or not Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart’s relationship will survive the end of the Twilight movies.

What do you think? Sound off in the comments and let us know your thoughts!

Jessica Simpson has revealed that she wants to have her baby at home — and she’s even thinking about raising her first child with fiancee, Eric Johnson, as a vegan!

Reportedly, she decided on a home birth after watching Ricki Lake’s documentary, The Business Of Being Born. Since she and Eric are both said to be vegans (whatever happened to real girls eating meat?), they are considering a vegan upbringing for their child’s diet.

A source said, “Jessica is hell-bent on the idea of giving birth naturally at home after watching Ricki’s documentary. She’d love to deliver her baby in the comfortable surroundings of her Los Angeles mansion.”

We’re sure she would love to have a natural birth — until it starts hurting so badly that she can’t stand it any longer.

The source went on to say, “After becoming a vegan, Jessica lost a little weight, her cholesterol level dropped, her skin looked better and she felt more energized. Both she and Eric want the best for their baby, and they believe he or she will be healthier raised as a vegan.”

No doubt….but let’s see how long that natural childbirth thing lasts….Ha!

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Jessica Simpson is pregnant with her first child with fiancee, Eric Johnson — but she has revealed that she already wants even more children.

She said that she’s planning a “rock star family” with Eric after finally being ready to get settled down and focused on raising kids.

In a new interview, she said, “I can’t wait to have more kids. I love being pregnant. I have such an incredible connection with myself and with my body that I’ve never had before.”

She went on to say, “Just knowing that you’re creating a life is such a spiritual thing. Everything is growing, but you’re making a life. It’s pretty cool.”

She added, “We just love it. We can’t believe we get to do this, and we get to do it together. We’re going to be a rock star family!”

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Jessica Simpson finally confirmed the news that she is pregnant on Halloween, with an announcement on her official website. It’s not like we didn’t know that there is a fetus taking up residence in her uterus and it wasn’t merely a food baby.

Shortly thereafter, a source said that Jessica was putting her wedding ceremony with fiancee Eric Johnson on hold so that they could enjoy their time together. It was also said that Jessica didn’t want to be a hormonal mess during the wedding.

OK! claims that the real reason that the wedding is on hold is because of their nasty fight over the prenuptial agreement. They’re claiming that Jessica is fighting to protect her $700 million fortune.

Also featured in the November 21st issue of the magazine, is reality star Kim Kardashian, making the run back to her ex-boyfriend, Reggie Bush. Like we didn’t see that one coming a mile away.

They’re also claiming that Duchess of Cambridge, Kate Middleton, is pregnant. OMG, such breaking news! Breaking news that you could’ve totally read on Earsucker.com — for free (and when the reports surfaced.)

Still, I don’t believe Jessica and Eric are fighting, or that Kris ever had a shot at any reconciliation with Kim and we don’t believe that Kate is pregnant. What do you think?

On Halloween, Jessica Simpson confirmed the news that everyone on the planet already knew: She’s pregnant. Now, we’ve learned that the mama-to-be is postponing her wedding to fiancee Eric Johnson so that she can have the baby first!

She is delaying her nuptials to Eric so that they can “enjoy” their time together before the baby arrives. A source said, “They’re both still really committed to getting married and were both really into making decisions about what kind of wedding they wanted. It’s just going to be at a later date now because they really want to enjoy this time in their lives.”

The snitch also revealed that the baby wasn’t exactly planned, but they weren’t trying to prevent having one, either. The source added, “They’re really excited. It wasn’t something they planned per se, but it’s also not something they were trying to avoid. They’re both very family-oriented and having a baby is something they both wanted. It’s wonderful.”

I wonder what they’re going to name it — and what are they hoping for, a boy or a girl?

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After numerous weeks of speculation, we’ve learned that Jessica Simpson has finally confirmed the news: She’s pregnant!

Twenty minutes ago, Jessica posted an announcement with a link on her Twitter page. As it turns out, she didn’t need $500,000 to confirm the news after all.

In a post on her official site, she says, “It’s True! I am going to be a mummy!”

Like we didn’t know that….It was pretty obvious there, Jessica.

In addition to her confirmation, she also posted a photo of herself in a mummy Halloween costume, cradling her growing baby bump.

A source said, “The mommy-to-be is feeling great. And daddy Eric is incredibly excited!”

This will be their first child together! Congratulations on your happy news, Jess!

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Jessica Simpson hasn’t really done much to fend off the rumors that she’s pregnant by fiancee, Eric Johnson.

Last week, OK! magazine published their cover, featuring Jessica with a “Yes, I’m having a baby!” story. That was followed up with the rumors that Jessica was looking for a half million dollar payday to confirm the pregnancy news.

The only news we’ve heard from the Simpson camp, was that her father, Joe, tweeted this message, “Makes me crazy when people lie about my children!!”

Still, it’s almost getting to the point that we’re not going to need any official confirmation anymore. She’s getting bigger and bigger. Just yesterday, this photo was taken of Jessica at the 7-11 in Los Angeles. It’s pretty obvious, isn’t it?

Yesterday, OK! magazine released their latest issue with Jessica Simpson on the cover, stating, “Yes, I’m Having A Baby!”

Now, we’ve heard that not only is she pregnant, but she wants to sell her story for a half million dollars!

She won’t confirm the happy news for free, considering that she’s got gobs and gobs of money? A source claims that she’s refusing to confirm either way until she gets a deal with a magazine. She’s been said to be shopping a deal around to the celebrity weeklies, but won’t say either way until there’s money on the table.

Eventually, she would also sell the tabloid her baby photos, as well. Of her upcoming wedding to Eric, she said, “We’re enjoying our commitment to each other. We want to take our time…We might elope if it gets to that point.”

We think she should just tell her fans if she’s pregnant already. It’s getting pretty obvious, isn’t it? How many loose clothes can she wear or bags can she use to hide it? She can’t do it forever!

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OK! Magazine is reporting that Jessica Simpson and her fiancee, Eric Johnson, are having a baby!

It’s been rumored that she’s pregnant, and the speculation reached a fever pitch when she started turning down alcohol and wearing loose fitting clothes.

On the cover of this week’s issue, they appear to have gotten confirmation that Jessica isn’t fat, she’s pregnant. Rumors were circulating that Jessica has put her wedding to Eric on hold, so that she doesn’t have to walk down the aisle with a baby bump.

Also featured in this issue are Jennifer Lopez and Bradley Cooper getting caught together on a date. A little late on that “newsflash”, aren’t they?

In addition to that, they’re reporting that Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick are planning their wedding. Of course, why wouldn’t they want to throw another huge wedding bash, courtesy of E!?

They’re also reporting on what Demi Moore’s kids think about their step-father, Ashton Kutcher’s cheating ways. Underneath the Jessica story, they’ve also got photos of Fergie, Christina Aguilera and Holly Madison and they’re telling us who’s pregnant and who’s not!

We checked Jessica Simpson’s Twitter for her “big news”, but there was no mention of it. OK! couldn’t be wrong, could they? Ha.

Is Jessica Simpson’s impending wedding to Eric Johnson in trouble?

Reportedly, Jessica has put their wedding on hold, for now. Her friends are said to be wondering if she’s getting cold feet after the details of the wedding planning have started to overwhelm her.

An insider said, “It’s starting to affect her relationship with Eric. He’s a great guy who really loves her, but right now Jessica’s friends are worried that she may end up single again if she’s not able to make up her mind.”

A confidante of Jessica’s said, “The wedding isn’t off. It’s just on hold while Jessica sorts out some of the details.”

The pal went on to reveal, “He just wants them to be happy. Eric says they could elope tomorrow or get married in three years. It almost doesn’t matter; he is convinced they’ll spend the rest of their lives together.”

We haven’t heard confirmation as to the validity of these reports, so basically we’re waiting on Jessica to get on Twitter and mention something about her “boobies”. Stay tuned.

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Welcome to life in your thirties, Jessica!

Jessica Simpson has recently turned 31-years-old and is still in preparatory mode for her upcoming wedding to fiancee Eric Johnson. She has found that staying fit for her wedding is harder than ever. She’s also worried about how she’s going to look in the wedding gown that she’s designing herself.

A source close to the fashion mogul said, “Jess is freaking out over her figure. She dropped twenty pounds this spring but gained ten back.”

Was she expecting things to be the same as they were when she was in her twenties or younger? The pal went on to reveal, “Since the beginning of June, she’s been working out two hours a day, six days a week. She’s constantly in a bad mood, nearly starving on a 1,500 calorie-a-day diet, and even admits she’s absolutely miserable instead of filled with happiness and excitement. Poor Jessica, she should be basking in the glow of pre-wedding joy. Instead, she’s stressed to the max.”

It’s not like Eric is going to be looking at her in her wedding dress anyways. He’s more likely to take her checkbook on a honeymoon. Ha.

Jessica Simpson has an insane net worth, even though she doesn’t appear bright enough to add two nickels together. Yet, she runs this hugely profitable fashion business — and she loves it!

In a new interview, she said, “I have the best job in the world!”

She’s also pretty hands-on with her fashion line, saying, “I’m in the workroom in Westwood a few times a week from 11 to 7 at night. Nothing goes out without me seeing it or my mom seeing it.”

When speaking about her working relationship with her mother, she said, “We really know so much about each other and share so much. And we keep everything extremely truthful. If I walked in wearing something she didn’t like, she would tell me. And I would tell her! Like, ‘What the hell are you wearing?’”

She recently took some time out of carving her niche of the fashion industry, to plan her wedding to fiancee, Eric Johnson. She added, “This year, I’ve taken time for myself to enjoy being engaged and in love and being a businesswoman instead of an entertainer. It’s really helped the collection!”

Wait, she was an entertainer?!? (Enter sarcasm here.)