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Jessica Simpson isn’t really looking forward to giving birth to her first child with fiance, Eric Johnson! She sure does look happy to be pregnant, doesn’t she?

It’s been revealed that Jessica is secretly terrified of being alone when she gives birth. Reportedly, she’s due in the spring and is said to be scheduling a C-section. Reports suggest that she is worried that if the baby comes early, her fiance won’t be there.

A source said, “Jessica really fears she will be going into labor and be all alone. It’s a really hard time for her because here she is in her last trimester, and she’s always imagined that having a baby would be the happiest day of her life. But now she worries.”

The source went on to say, “Calming Jess down is very difficult right now because she’s understandably scared and in pain. Everyone is pulling for her and looking forward to when she calms down after the birth.”

Enjoy the pregnancy while you can, Jess! Maybe they’ll just knock her out for the C-section so she won’t have to stress over the birth? What do you think? Should she go natural? Or is a C-section the way to go?

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Jessica Simpson announced on Halloween that she is pregnant by fiancee, Eric Johnson. Now, we’ve learned that she is already considering the idea of having another baby after their first child is born. Talk about too soon! And will she take time off to slim down with Weight Watchers, as it was previously rumored, and then get married?

The singer-turned-fashion-mogul is already planning her second pregnancy, even though she’s still currently pregnant with her first baby. Perhaps she doesn’t realize that she has to give birth to this one first? Ha. A stupid Jessica Simpson joke — because that’s never been done before.

In a new interview, she said, “We would like another fairly soon after this one. We don’t want to leave it too long between them but we’ll see. I have an idea of how it will all work out but we’ll see.”

She also talked of her pregnancy cravings, and it’s as if she’s being sponsored by these companies for her endorsement. She said, “I’m a big fan of Kraft Mac N’ Cheese… That keeps me happy. That keeps me sodium happy. I, like, wake up swollen because I put Lowry’s seasoning salt all over it. I’m craving a lot of things I had when I was a kid, like, this morning I buttered a Pop Tart. I haven’t done that in years.”

Gross. Ladies, did you have weird pregnancy cravings? Hit the comments with your crazy concoctions!

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Jessica Simpson became engaged to Eric Johnson on November 11, 2010 and on October 31, 2011, she announced that she is expecting their first child together.

She was said to be enrolled in Lamaze classes, but has since dropped out. She and Eric were going together, but after only a few lessons, she decided to skip the whole thing. And by “the whole thing”, we mean natural childbirth altogether.

Instead of opting to have her baby naturally, we’ve heard reports that Jessica is actually scheduling a C-section. Her decision was prompted by the fact that her sister Ashlee was in labor for an entire three days. I can’t imagine being in labor for that length of time, she had to have been exhausted!

A source said, “Jessica can’t wait to become a mother, but she quickly decided that giving birth the old-fashioned way just wasn’t for her. So she is planning a C-section in late April.”

The snitch added, “She’s already booked a $2,800 suite at Cedars-Sinai hospital in L.A.”

She has yet to comment about the C-section rumors on her official Twitter page, so we will see if there is any truth to the reports. After hearing about her sister’s labor troubles, I guess I can’t really blame her for wanting to take the easy way out. But still, isn’t that what an epidural is for? What do you think?

Jessica Simpson appears on the latest cover of OK! magazine, with the headline “Jessica’s Baby Crisis!”

According to their report, Jessica is getting bigger every day and she’s super emotional. But the worst part is that she’s dealing with medical problems that could threaten her health, along with the baby’s. Uh oh! Let’s hope that this isn’t true.

A pal of Jessica’s told the magazine, “She’s said it’s been a difficult pregnancy — she’s been dizzy and nauseous.” Another insider revealed, “She was totally unprepared for how hard it would be on her body.”

Also featured in this issue is Britney Spears getting engaged to Jason Trawick. Along with that, they go into further detail about the doctor’s warning for Jessica, along with her fighting with Eric.

Kim Kardashian is also thinking about a reunion with Kris Humphries. Probably not true, but they’re claiming that Kris still has hope that she will reconsider divorcing him.

In addition, they are speculating on whether or not Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart’s relationship will survive the end of the Twilight movies.

What do you think? Sound off in the comments and let us know your thoughts!

Jessica Simpson has revealed that she wants to have her baby at home — and she’s even thinking about raising her first child with fiancee, Eric Johnson, as a vegan!

Reportedly, she decided on a home birth after watching Ricki Lake’s documentary, The Business Of Being Born. Since she and Eric are both said to be vegans (whatever happened to real girls eating meat?), they are considering a vegan upbringing for their child’s diet.

A source said, “Jessica is hell-bent on the idea of giving birth naturally at home after watching Ricki’s documentary. She’d love to deliver her baby in the comfortable surroundings of her Los Angeles mansion.”

We’re sure she would love to have a natural birth — until it starts hurting so badly that she can’t stand it any longer.

The source went on to say, “After becoming a vegan, Jessica lost a little weight, her cholesterol level dropped, her skin looked better and she felt more energized. Both she and Eric want the best for their baby, and they believe he or she will be healthier raised as a vegan.”

No doubt….but let’s see how long that natural childbirth thing lasts….Ha!

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Jessica Simpson is pregnant with her first child with fiancee, Eric Johnson — but she has revealed that she already wants even more children.

She said that she’s planning a “rock star family” with Eric after finally being ready to get settled down and focused on raising kids.

In a new interview, she said, “I can’t wait to have more kids. I love being pregnant. I have such an incredible connection with myself and with my body that I’ve never had before.”

She went on to say, “Just knowing that you’re creating a life is such a spiritual thing. Everything is growing, but you’re making a life. It’s pretty cool.”

She added, “We just love it. We can’t believe we get to do this, and we get to do it together. We’re going to be a rock star family!”

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Jessica Simpson finally confirmed the news that she is pregnant on Halloween, with an announcement on her official website. It’s not like we didn’t know that there is a fetus taking up residence in her uterus and it wasn’t merely a food baby.

Shortly thereafter, a source said that Jessica was putting her wedding ceremony with fiancee Eric Johnson on hold so that they could enjoy their time together. It was also said that Jessica didn’t want to be a hormonal mess during the wedding.

OK! claims that the real reason that the wedding is on hold is because of their nasty fight over the prenuptial agreement. They’re claiming that Jessica is fighting to protect her $700 million fortune.

Also featured in the November 21st issue of the magazine, is reality star Kim Kardashian, making the run back to her ex-boyfriend, Reggie Bush. Like we didn’t see that one coming a mile away.

They’re also claiming that Duchess of Cambridge, Kate Middleton, is pregnant. OMG, such breaking news! Breaking news that you could’ve totally read on Earsucker.com — for free (and when the reports surfaced.)

Still, I don’t believe Jessica and Eric are fighting, or that Kris ever had a shot at any reconciliation with Kim and we don’t believe that Kate is pregnant. What do you think?

On Halloween, Jessica Simpson confirmed the news that everyone on the planet already knew: She’s pregnant. Now, we’ve learned that the mama-to-be is postponing her wedding to fiancee Eric Johnson so that she can have the baby first!

She is delaying her nuptials to Eric so that they can “enjoy” their time together before the baby arrives. A source said, “They’re both still really committed to getting married and were both really into making decisions about what kind of wedding they wanted. It’s just going to be at a later date now because they really want to enjoy this time in their lives.”

The snitch also revealed that the baby wasn’t exactly planned, but they weren’t trying to prevent having one, either. The source added, “They’re really excited. It wasn’t something they planned per se, but it’s also not something they were trying to avoid. They’re both very family-oriented and having a baby is something they both wanted. It’s wonderful.”

I wonder what they’re going to name it — and what are they hoping for, a boy or a girl?

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After numerous weeks of speculation, we’ve learned that Jessica Simpson has finally confirmed the news: She’s pregnant!

Twenty minutes ago, Jessica posted an announcement with a link on her Twitter page. As it turns out, she didn’t need $500,000 to confirm the news after all.

In a post on her official site, she says, “It’s True! I am going to be a mummy!”

Like we didn’t know that….It was pretty obvious there, Jessica.

In addition to her confirmation, she also posted a photo of herself in a mummy Halloween costume, cradling her growing baby bump.

A source said, “The mommy-to-be is feeling great. And daddy Eric is incredibly excited!”

This will be their first child together! Congratulations on your happy news, Jess!

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Jessica Simpson hasn’t really done much to fend off the rumors that she’s pregnant by fiancee, Eric Johnson.

Last week, OK! magazine published their cover, featuring Jessica with a “Yes, I’m having a baby!” story. That was followed up with the rumors that Jessica was looking for a half million dollar payday to confirm the pregnancy news.

The only news we’ve heard from the Simpson camp, was that her father, Joe, tweeted this message, “Makes me crazy when people lie about my children!!”

Still, it’s almost getting to the point that we’re not going to need any official confirmation anymore. She’s getting bigger and bigger. Just yesterday, this photo was taken of Jessica at the 7-11 in Los Angeles. It’s pretty obvious, isn’t it?

Yesterday, OK! magazine released their latest issue with Jessica Simpson on the cover, stating, “Yes, I’m Having A Baby!”

Now, we’ve heard that not only is she pregnant, but she wants to sell her story for a half million dollars!

She won’t confirm the happy news for free, considering that she’s got gobs and gobs of money? A source claims that she’s refusing to confirm either way until she gets a deal with a magazine. She’s been said to be shopping a deal around to the celebrity weeklies, but won’t say either way until there’s money on the table.

Eventually, she would also sell the tabloid her baby photos, as well. Of her upcoming wedding to Eric, she said, “We’re enjoying our commitment to each other. We want to take our time…We might elope if it gets to that point.”

We think she should just tell her fans if she’s pregnant already. It’s getting pretty obvious, isn’t it? How many loose clothes can she wear or bags can she use to hide it? She can’t do it forever!

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