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Jessica Simpson graces the inside pages of People magazine, wearing a black unitard.

While we’re not sure if it’s that great of a photo, she sure does look happy. That could be because she’s gearing up to get married to her fiancee, Eric Johnson.

She’s obviously on a weight loss kick for the wedding. What do you think of her new look? I think her hair looks fabulous.

Well, here’s a shocker. Jessica Simpson is said to be walking down the aisle by the end of the year, so in true Jessica fashion, she’s already talking about showing off the “girls”.

She is in the middle of discussing wedding dresses, but she’s sure to pick one that enhances her best quality…her brains boobs.

She said, “I like my collar bone. I have a long neck, so I like to show off my decolletage. I haven’t really thought about the color. But I do like the romantic feel of a lighter color.”

And don’t be fooled, this dimwit also uses her girls to get her out of parking tickets. Perhaps she’s smarter than we give her credit for? Noooo, it couldn’t be.

It would be a second wedding for Jessica Simpson, so why not elope with fiancee Eric Johnson?

The happy couple are considering eloping if the pressure of a traditional wedding ceremony gets to be too much to handle.

In a recent interview, Jessica said, “No date has been set yet. We’ve both been married before. We’re enjoying our commitment to each other. We want to take our time…We might elope if it gets to that point.”

She also revealed, “I will be part of designing my own wedding gown.”

She has lost a lot of weight recently, so we’re thinking that she’s still in wedding preparation mode. What do you think?

Fashion mogul (Ha, we really typed that) Jessica Simpson wasn’t expecting to walk down the aisle anytime soon, so when her boyfriend Eric Johnson proposed marriage to her, it came as a total shock!

She announced their happy engagement news in November 2010, which spawned rumors that she was rushing to the aisle to beat out ex-husband Nick Lachey to the altar.

When speaking about the proposal, she said, “It was a complete shock, a beautiful shock. It felt great for somebody to be on his knee, and I had to sit on that knee because I was so excited and overwhelmed I couldn’t even stand. Knowing that I had his knee to sit on in that moment was very magical. The way I always wanted it to be.”

So it’s good to know that she’s not really expecting much from her relationship!

According to rumors, Jessica Simpson’s fiancee, Eric Johnson threatened to call off their impending wedding if she didn’t lose some weight. A source said he told her that if she doesn’t go on a diet, he is “calling the whole thing off.”

The reported source also claimed, “He is in tip-top shape and feels like Jessica is letting herself go”, adding that Jessica is “heartsick over vicious weight-related fights that are jeopardizing their wedding plans.”

We’re going to go ahead and call BS on this one right now. If he didn’t want to be with her rich self, he just plain wouldn’t. He’s a big boy and he knows how to break things off if they’re not working out. Just ask his ex-wife.

In the vein of sharing way too much information, Jessica Simpson has taken to her official Twitter page to say a little prayer.

Yesterday, she talked about her boyfriend, Eric Johnson’s butt! She tweeted, “Saying my prayers before bedtime…Thank you Lord for blessing me with a Man that has the perfect Tush…laying my hands upon it with peace :)”

For the love of God and all things holy, can someone please muzzle this girl already?!?? I mean, it’s not like he’s looking at her, saying any type of prayer, except maybe to say thank you to the lord for blessing him with a girl who’s rich and not too bright!

What do you think? TMI?

Now that we’ve learned that Jessica Simpson is worth a small fortune, she’s gotten the idea that she really does need a prenuptial agreement when she ties the knot with boyfriend, Eric Johnson.

According to recent reports, Jess was leading her relationship with her heart and not her mind, and was letting the thought of a prenup go by the wayside. But not anymore….Perhaps her father Joe talked some sense into her?

A source said, “There will definitely be a prenup. Jessica has said she wants one. Jessica and Eric have talked about it.”

I’m sure as soon as someone figured out what that was, Jess was like, ‘y’all set that up’ and called someone to let the media in on it. The source went on to say, “Eric understands that there needs to be a prenup. He’s supportive of it.”

Of course he is, he wouldn’t want to throw away the opportunity to take advantage of marry her, would he?

I guess it’s all coming together for Jessica Simpson! She hurried through a seemingly rushed proposal to boyfriend Eric Johnson and has said that she wants to be married by Christmas — and now we might know why.

Seen here, Jessica and Eric, along with a bodyguard, are departing LAX – and she definitely looks like she’s got a bun in the oven! Oh just confirm it already!!

What do you think?

It might not have seemed like a rush to the alter when Jessica Simpson announced that she had gotten engaged to boyfriend Eric Johnson, but now it’s proving to be true. It seemed to me more than a coincidence when she got engaged just directly after Nick Lachey proposed to girlfriend Vanessa Minnillo….so this is getting weirder and weirder by the minute.

Jessica now says that she wants to be hitched by Christmas. A source said, “She wants to beat Nick to the altar. She knows that it is going to be tough to pull everything together on such notice, so it might have to be a New Years wedding. In any case, she wants the focus to be on her wedding. She doesn’t want her wedding to be the aftermath of his.”

Reportedly, she’s planning on shelling out a ton of cash to outdo Nick and Vanessa. Talk about petty! The snitch also revealed, “It will be big and elaborate. She’ll spare no expense for fear that Nick and Vanessa will outdo her. She’s already starting planning everything and has every family member working on her big day.”

And without a PRENUP?!?? There have also been rumors that Jessica foot the bill for her super expensive engagement ring! Do you believe it?!??

Ever the classy one of the bunch, Nick Lachey has spoken out about his ex-wife, Jessica Simpson’s recent engagement to boyfriend, Eric Johnson.

It seemed a bit of a coincidence that Jessica announced her engagement news so soon after Nick announced his plans to marry Vanessa Minnillo, but Nick is taking the high road. During an interview earlier today, Nick said that he wishes nothing but the best for Jessica.

He said, “I will say the same thing I always say: I wish her the very best.” When asked about his own engagement, he said that he and Vanessa are “still basking in the glow” of the news and “are enjoying that. I’m sure we’ll get on the other planning shortly. We are now just enjoying this experience.”

Interesting. I wonder how Jessica really feels about his engagement news. Doesn’t it seem like she’s jumping the gun with her engagement to Eric? Is she pregnant???

Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson have become engaged!

The happy couple have been dating since May and have done nothing but gush about each other since hooking up. Just a week after ex-husband Nick Lachey announced his engagement to Vanessa Minnillo, Eric has popped the question to Jessica.

Check out her engagement ring, above! Congratulations Eric and Jessica!

Jessica Simpson has tweeted another photo of herself with boyfriend, Eric Johnson. I’m sure this is a sign of the oncoming apocalypse that she’s going to be tweeting every second of their relationship together.

She tweeted the photo, saying, “Eric and I late night after PBS Christmas special…”

Are you tired of hearing about them?

According to the National Enquirer, there’s a reason behind Jessica Simpson’s recent weight gain — and it’s not her unrequited love of HoHo’s, either.

Rumor has it that she’s trying to have a baby with boyfriend, Eric Johnson. Like that’s supposed to make us believe that a woman overeats while planning to get knocked up?

The Enquirer reports that she may already have a bun in the oven:

And the best news of all is that the singer may already be pregnant, say her friends.

The Dukes of Hazzard stunner is so thrilled over the prospect of becoming a mom, she’s started “eating for two,” say insiders.

“It looks like Jessica’s dream of having a baby is finally coming true,” a close friend told The ENQUIRER.

“She’s crazy in love with Eric – so they’ve decided to make a baby.”

What do you think?

Over the weekend, Jessica Simpson tweet-babbled about the new guy she’s dating, Eric Johnson. She tweeted, “I met a wonderful man. Damn I’m lucky!”

So just how lucky is Jessica???

Well, let’s see. Eric has no job and he’s a college dropout. Stunning boyfriend material, right? She’s so freaking lucky that I don’t know what to do with myself!! I am so jealous that I think I’m going to run off and end it all right now.

Jessica Simpson is showing off her pearly whites on the cover of the latest issue of Lucky magazine.

Jessica has been in the news quite a bit lately. Mostly it’s because she’s dating Eric Johnson, who has opted to drop out of college to be with her. It’s being rumored that he is only using her to get famous.

His friends have called BS on that rumor, stating that they both feel genuinely for each other. I bet.

What do you think?

Jessica Simpson took a photo of herself kissing her college dropout boyfriend, Eric Johnson and tweeted it for the whole world to see.

She tweeted, “Romance 101..getting kissed by my Yalie…me not lookin’ so smart…:) but YUM!”

She’s right, she’s not looking smart at all. But what do we expect? It’s Jessica Simpson, for Christ’s sakes.

Jessica Simpson turned thirty with new boyfriend, Eric Johnson by her side. Sure does beat getting dumped at an iHop parking lot the day before your birthday, doesn’t it?

The two looked cozy as they cuddled for some PDA. At least she looks happy this time around. Good for her. Even though he’s not even divorced and just got out of a long-term relationship, I hope they last.

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Here’s your first look at Jessica Simpson and her ex-NFL player boyfriend, Eric Johnson.

The duo just started dating roughly five weeks ago and he is in the middle of divorce proceedings with his ex-wife, Keri.

Us Magazine reports:

When not hanging out with his entire family, Simpson and Johnson, who filed for divorce from his wife of five years, Keri, in January, made time for some serious PDA at the modest, family-friendly Ponte Vedra Inn & Club at which they were staying.

While strolling to their modest apartment there, “Her hand was on his butt, and they walked slowly just to enjoy the moment… They looked cute together,” says an insider, who also adds that they spent time with a “Do Not Disturb” sign on the door.

She looks happy! Good for her!

Jessica Simpson is said to be dating former San Francisco 49′ers tight end Eric Johnson. Reportedly, the duo have been dating since May of this year.

Eric was drafted by the 49′ers in 2001, but has since played for the New Orleans Saints. He has filed for divorce from his wife, Keri, earlier this year.

A source said that they are “very happy”.

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