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Reality television star Kim Kardashian is featured on the April 9th issue of In Touch Weekly — and this time it’s a cover that isn’t rooted in controversy surrounding her divorce to Kris Humphries.

According to the magazine’s report, Kim found herself lonely and desperate and decided to steal Eva Longoria’s boyfriend, Eduardo Cruz. Has Kim really decided to betray her pal Eva? The magazine reports that Kim was “lonely” and “desperate for love”.

Kim was said to have sent sexy photos to Eduardo and then took a romantic vacation with him in April. They ventured off to Mexico together for a saucy getaway!

Did Kim really sink to a new low and break the girl code? Also featured in this issue are Prince William and Kate Middleton having a royal heir to the throne before their first anniversary. In addition, the magazine talks about Dancing With The Stars’ resident hottie William Levy and his racy photo scandal. Lastly, the magazine also covers Jessica Simpson’s rumored plans for a $2 million delivery.

Give the woman some time, John! For crying out loud, Eva Longoria isn’t even divorced yet and John Mayer already wants to put his grubby little hands on her.

A friend of John’s said, “John is crazy about Eva. There is something about newly divorced ladies that drives him nuts. He was the same way over Jessica [Simpson] when she left Nick [Lachey], and now he has his eye on Eva.”

On November 17th, Eva filed for divorce from her husband, Tony Parker. A friend of hers said, “No way is Eva thinking of another man right now. Mayer can send all the flowers in the world and even show up under her window with his guitar and it would make no difference. Eva wants some alone time. She is still heartbroken about her marriage falling apart.”

So, paws off Mayer!

Just a little bit ago, TMZ posted a story claiming that Eva Longoria and husband Tony Parker had filed for divorce in Texas. Celebuzz contacted Tony’s rep who said that the story is basically untrue.

TMZ said:

Eva has stated that she has Tony’s initials tattooed on her body … in a mystery spot. She also has Tony’s jersey number — “Nine” — tattooed on the back of her neck.

Now, they’ve updated their post to say that there is no divorce:

TMZ reported that Tony had filed for divorce. Two clerks at the Bexar County Courthouse in Texas had told us the case was filed and sealed by a family law judge.

But Eva’s rep tells us Tony did not file and does not even have a divorce lawyer.

Another clerk at the courthouse now tells us she’s in charge of sealed cases and says no such case has crossed her desk.

Interesting how they changed their story so quickly. Were they threatened with a lawsuit? They changed their tune pretty fast. What do you think?

Last week, actress Eva Longoria got into a car accident with a man named Roman Gasparyan. He claimed to be suffering a series of injuries after the fender bender and has unleashed a lawsuit on her, claiming that she’s at fault.

Now, Roman claims that if she issues a public apology to him over the accident and takes the blame, he’ll drop the lawsuit.

His attorney said, “Mr. Gasparyan is not here for the money. He’s here for the justice and Mr. Gasparyan puts this proposal to Ms. Longoria that if she admits to this accident, that she’s at fault, and that she apologizes publicly to Mr. Gasparyan for causing him an injury and damages, we will dismiss this lawsuit.”

He went on, “We want everyone to know that Mr. Gasparyan wants justie and the truth to come out of this matter. We will give Ms. Longoria until tomorrow to respond to our offer.”

Her rep has denied that she was to blame for the accident. Do you think she will just apologize if she can get it in writing that he’ll drop the lawsuit against her and go away?

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