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This video is just too funny!

They are so right, Katie Couric is the best unintentional singer, isn’t she?!??

College Humor released this funny video, for your listening pleasure. Check it out!

How come the best commercials come from Britain? This is so unfair.

This commercial is hilarious and paints a rather obvious picture.

Where can I send Billy Bob Thornton letters explaining my love for his music is also thanks to my influence from monster magazines that I read as a kid?

I also entered contests to become a Cosmic Cowboy kid and built model sets with bits of felt and little model railroad tracks and… holy crap I am just as insane as you!

The only way this could be any more awesome of an interview is if he had just looked at the host and said: “I want some nachos.”

Check out the video of him creepily staring into the camera, while singing “Angelina”.

Image Credit: Bauer-Griffin

David Cook was in Biloxi, Mississippi performing “Hot For Teacher” when he had a little bit of a misstep. It’s not that big of a deal, it wasn’t a monumental occasion, just a minor slip. It wasn’t like Joaquin Phoenix falling completely off of the stage.

He did a good job singing this Van Halen classic, too, don’t you think?

Image Credit: Bauer-Griffin

Here’s the very NSFW language of The Lonely Island Featuring T-Pain, doing their new song, “I’m On A Boat“. If you’re not sure who The Lonely Island is, they’re the ones responsible for this song.

If you’re at work, save yourself the trouble and put the headphones on.

The song appears on their upcoming album, “Incredibad” which comes out on February 10th.

Image Credit: Amazon

Christian Bale went off on the set of Terminator: Salvation when he was interrupted by Director of Photography, Shane Hurlbut. Instead of doing the nice thing and asking the D.P. to settle down, Bale goes off on the guy.

Check out the original rant (warning: language is very NSFW):

Now, here is the remix, done by Revolucian:

Both audios are very NSFW, remember it’s Christian Bale. He drops the eff bomb like Paris Hilton drops her money.

Kristin Chenoweth does this spoof for Funny Or Die, where she sings about doing meth and makes fun of the show Intervention.

Love this!

This is just too freakin’ funny not to share. I found this on Digg and I laughed through the whole thing. Is this what we’re coming to when songs don’t make sense and the lyrics are just crap?

Enjoy!

Check this out, the wonderful people at SearchEnginePeople are having an SEO lyric contest. All you have to do is create a parody or original song regarding search engines, to enter. For the complete rules, go here.

I’ve already put in my entries, a tune to the song “This is my now” by Jordin Sparks, which I call, “Google is how” and the soon to be published, “Girls in da hood” as a parody to Eazy-E’s “Boyz in da hood”.

Vote Vote Vote!! Or– Enter Enter Enter!

It was fun. Check my first one out here.

Enjoy!! I did!!

I read over at Blabbermouth that Def Leppard’s working title for their newest album is “Sparkle Lounge”.

Say what? I guess I heard that right the first time. Clearly I was expecting something along the lines of Hysteria, Pyromania, or Euphoria. If they name their new album Sparkle Lounge, I’m going to have to clown them for the rest of eternity.

Don’t get me wrong, I grew up with Def Leppard. Pyromania was one of the first tapes I ever owned (and I still have it.) If they go all crazy insane and title their new album “Sparkle Lounge”, I’m going to lose a degree of respect for them as artists.

Darren Rowse over at Problogger has started another Group Writing Contest. This time, the theme is “The top 5″ of anything and at his instruction, we are to be as creative as we like and take this in any direction.

My top five is the funnies musical parodies out there today.

5. The fifth on the list starts with a Fergie parody of “Fergalicious” done by Greg Scarnici and the Oompa Loompettes:

4. Fourth on the list is this parody of James Blunt’s “You’re beautiful”, called “My cubicle”:

3. Third on the list is this parody done to the tune of Michael Jackson’s “Beat it”, perfectly titled, “Just Google”:

2. Second on the list is the Paris Hilton parody, “Bitch and whine”. This is just hilarious:

1. And the top of the parody list goes to Weird Al Yankovic, of course, with his rendition of “White ‘N Nerdy”:

Performed by Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg on SNL, it’s “Dick In A Box”! Enjoy the lyrics to this hilarious tune.

Hey girl I got somethin’ real important to give you
So just sit down and listen
Girl you know we’ve been together
such a long long time (such a long time)
And now I’m ready to lay it on the line
(Wooow) You know it’s Christmas and my heart is open wide
Gonna give you something so you know what’s on my mind
A gift real special, so take off the top
Take a look inside — it’s my dick in a box
Not gonna get you a diamond ring
That sort of gift don’t mean anything
Not gonna get you a fancy car
Girl ya gotta know you’re my shining star
Not gonna get you a house in the hills
A girl like you needs somethin’ real
Wanna get you somethin’ from the heart
Somethin’ special girl
It’s my dick in a box, my dick in a box babe
It’s my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl
See I’m wise enough to know when a gift needs givin’ (yeah)
And I got just the one, somethin’ to show ya that you are second to none
To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
It’s easy to do just follow these steps
1: Cut a hole in a box
2: Put your junk in that box
3: Make her open the box
And that’s the way you do it
It’s my dick in a box… my dick in a box babe
It’s my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl
Christmas; dick in a box
Hanukkah; dick in a box
Kwanzaa; a dick in a box
Every single holiday a dick in a box
Over at your parent’s house a dick in a box
Mid day at the grocery store a dick in a box
Backstage at the CMA’s a dick in a box (yeah-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow)
A dick in a box, a dick in a box, a dick in a box…

Last year, crowned the World’s Worst Dog Owner, Paris Hilton is passing the torch…to her good friend, Britney Spears.

In 2005, Paris treated her pets like accessories, and was criticized accordingly. This year, Brit Brit shuffles her chihuahuas aside for the partying life….ummm, kinda like what she did with her kids?

My guess would be that a better list would be the World’s Best/Worse Celebrity Parents….This list could show off the superstars and celebs that actually care about their children and spend time with them OR those who chuck their kids in lieu of partying hard and forgetting they exist. I’m not saying any names….but Angelina and Brad already have three children and are looking to adopt more….and a certain pop princess is ditching her children left and right, and buying a house closer to bars?

Via Yahoo.

This is the most hilarious thing I’ve seen in a while.

For all of your gift giving needs, guys….enjoy! :)

Justin Timberlake is bringing FunnyBack.

After spawning two more of the Federline clan, Britney has decided to call it quits with her leech of a husband, K-Fed. After supporting this clown for such a long time in his efforts to become a rapper and attempting to sell his crap cd’s for him, Britney has jumped ship. Kevin, on the other hand, has jumped the shark, like two years ago. That’s if he was ever popular, besides being a backup dancer for megastars.

It’s just a shame that she had to wait to have two kids with this loser before realizing that he was a total idiot. Clevelanders weren’t interested in going to his shows, among other venues.

So, what’s a K-Fed to do, now that he doesn’t have the backing of America’s pop princess?

The good:Britney will make a comeback and be better than ever, without that loser on her coattails.
The bad:They had two children as a result of their marriage, totalling four for the Federline clan.
The oh-god-my-ears:This idiot thinks he has talent.

Bonus: She did it via text message.