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Carlos Mencia needs no introduction, really. This video is hilarious and rings true (lowering the standards?).

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Verdict: Pure comedy genius.

This is the worst video/song ever. The “Hoff” attempts to lure three women into his “talking car” (ahem, KITT). This video is somewhat retro and ridiculously stupid. The girls rebuff Hasselhoff, but later, one is talked into allowing him to take her home. Only when he finds out how far home is for her, he tells her to get out of his car. The Hoff should’ve stuck to Baywatch.

Verdict: Never get into a car with a stranger.