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George Clooney is an impressive actor, along with the fact that he’s pretty easy on the eyes…but don’t think that any of those kudos means that he should pass on his genetics to an offspring. He’s actually not the type to want to settle down and have children, as evidenced by how quickly he jets when a girlfriend utters the words “marriage” or “children”.

Apparently there is a really good explanation for why George isn’t already a father — because he shouldn’t be one. The actor revealed that he’s just plain not suited to be anyone’s dad. In fact, he once swore at a group of kids!

He admitted to losing his patience one time while watching some kids. They called one of his movies “boring” and he displayed his lack of parenting skills. He said, “I said to them, ‘Shut the f**k up! That’s why I shouldn’t be a parent.”

He went on to say, “I’ve played a parent quite a few times and I worked with a lot of kids on ER. A lot of the child actors had over-moussed hair and one little s**t wouldn’t even rehearse with me.”

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It’s the bromance beyond all bromances. George Clooney is quite the prankster, as you may already know. Recently, he revealed in an interview that he was planning the ultimate “career-ending” prank on his best buddy, Brad Pitt. Little does he know, but Brad is already planning his own prank on George, in retaliation!

What’s funny is that Brad is copping to being the one who actually started the prank war. When they were working together on Oceans 11, George happened to receive preferential treatment from the crew on the set of the movie. Why? It all boils down to a note sent by Brad to the crew — on George’s behalf.

Brad said, “I sent a memo to the entire Italian crew, in Italian, that said, ‘Dear Crew: We wish you a wonderful shoot. George Clooney asks that, this is a very difficult role for him. He needs to concentrate deeply. Mr. Clooney asks that you try not too interrupt him, look him in the eye. If you do need to address Mr. Clooney, please refer to him only as ‘Daniel’ or ‘Mr. Ocean.’”

Brad went on to say, “It went on for two weeks. He handled it gracefully, but he was becoming unnerved, I think. George is our ambassador on the set. He’s fun, he’s telling jokes, he keeps everyone together. And he loves that camaraderie. He eats lunch with the crew. There’s just no one better at it.”

After hearing of the prank that George is lining up for him, he said, “I knew that something bad was going to happen by me doing this, so I came up with a second [prank]. Whatever he’s got, this is uglier. It’s so bad, I don’t even know if I can do it.”

We need more details!

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George Clooney isn’t too thrilled that someone decided to release Demi Moore’s 911 call!

Now, he’s blasting the release of the tape after the actress was found convulsing in her home last week. On Sunday at the SAG Awards, he said, “I think it’s a stupid thing. I think it’s stupid for anyone, whether they’re celebrated or not. I don’t believe their 911 calls should be broadcast around the world.”

He went on to say that soon, no one will be able to keep their private details private. He said, “There won’t be any version of privacy. So it’s going to be a tricky thing. What’s happening and what people have to remember is that people are getting famous from Facebook and Twitter, so it’s not just about people here, it’s about everybody.”

What do you think of George’s statement? Do you think celebrities like Demi should have the right to privacy when it comes to medical emergencies? Or do you think that because celebrities live such public lives that their business should be made public?

Let us know your thoughts in the comments!

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George Clooney is the prankster of all pranksters. He loves to play all kinds of jokes on co-workers and friends alike. He’s said to be planning a huge practical joke on his buddy Brad Pitt that could quite possibly end his career! What could he do that would possibly be career-ending for Brad?

In his Inside The Actors Studio interview, he said, “I have done some horrible things to people. Truly, truly horrible. I owe him, so I’m getting him. I’m working on one right now for Brad Pitt. It might end his career.”

He went on to say, “I’ve been working on it for two years. I’m not going to tell you what it is, but just know, I got it.”

He continued, “You set a bit of a trap and then you watch it slowly unfold. I’ve had ones that have taken years.”

We doubt that Brad is going to be too upset at whatever George has been planning. George added, “My friends are rough on me. Brad Pitt’s brutal — and Matt Damon. My friends used to change my outgoing phone message all the time. This was the old days, when you had a phone machine. They would change the message to something horrible and there was nothing I could do to change it back. That was always brilliant.”

We can’t wait until the big reveal!

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We’ve all heard the rumors that Angelina Jolie couldn’t get along with George Clooney’s new squeeze, Stacy Keibler, but now we’re hearing that she and George actually can’t stand each other! Do you think it’s true?

What’s crazy about that whole situation is that her partner of six years, Brad Pitt just happens to be best friends with George. Be that as it may, we don’t think we’re going to find them all going out on a double date anytime soon.

Reportedly, Angelina and George are in a bitter feud with each other. George and Stacy joined Brad and Angelina on a private plane recently, but it was a rough experience for all involved.

A snitch revealed, “Angelina refused to acknowledge that Stacy was even on the plane. Angelina went out of her way to ignore her, from takeoff to landing. She would not even look Stacy’s way. She was NOT having it! Angie is really not a girlie girl.”

The spy went on to reveal that George isn’t feeling any love lost there. The source added, “George thinks Angelina is boring and not good company at all. He does not like to spend time with her.”

Do you think they really are feuding? Angelina seems a bit deeper than to drop down to feuds, doesn’t she? Still, I wouldn’t doubt her ignoring Stacy, considering the message she tweeted about Brad.

What do you think?

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It sounds as if Angelina Jolie is super bitter about a message that George Clooney’s girlfriend Stacy Keibler put on Twitter. What else could it be? They haven’t even met!

Angelina has nothing but hatred for Stacy — and now we know why! Sources have revealed that Angie snubbed Stacy at the Palm Springs International Film Festival — and even told Brad Pitt to stay away from her, too! Jealous much? Or is it because she doesn’t want Stacy doing to her what she did to Jennifer Aniston?

A source said, “Angelina is quick to judge, and she decided early on she wanted no part of this woman. It makes things uncomfortable for Brad and George since they are best friends.”

Another snitch said that it was all because of this Twitter message from Stacy: “Brad Pitt wouldn’t be bad to look at every day!”

The insider revealed, “From then on, Angelina’s been deriding Stacy. She doesn’t like any woman even joking about wanting Brad, especially one who actually has access to him. She sees this girl as nothing more than a former cheerleader and pro wrestler and tells Brad, ‘George can do better than that!’ She’s been adamantly opposed to the two couples going out together, even though George and Brad hang out a lot.”

This just reeks of insecurity, doesn’t it? Do you think it’s true?

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George Clooney has given himself a self-imposed ban on alcoholic beverages!

In a new interview, the actor says that he is abstaining from drinking booze for a short while so that he can see if it improves his health. We’re sure most doctors would agree with this plan, eh?

He revealed, “I’ve made a little New Year’s deal that I wouldn’t drink for a while. I’m giving my liver a chance to catch back up.”

George was arguably the funniest thing about Sunday’s Golden Globes, poking fun at Michael Fassbender with a penis joke. It’s good to know that he brought the funny all on his own with no assistance from alcohol. Ha.

He also revealed that the more he ages, the less sleep he requires throughout the night. He said, “You could argue that people, as they get older, sleep less – probably because they’re afraid of dying at some point. I know my parents don’t sleep much. I know that I used to be able to sleep until noon when I was younger. I couldn’t fathom staying in bed until ten now. I wouldn’t know what to do unless there’s a football game on.”

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This might be Elisabetta Canalis — all over again!

George Clooney broke things off with Elisabetta in record time after he caught wind of her wanting anything other than a long-term fling. Now, his current girlfriend, Stacy Keibler, might be making the same mistake. It’s like they aren’t learning anything from his previous relationships or former girlfriend’s mistakes.

A source said, “For now, Stacy is just having fun with George. They each really like sports, especially golf, and they enjoy traveling together.”

The snitch went on to reveal, “Stacy says she isn’t interested in moving in with George yet. She wants to take her time with him – she wants to get married some day, but she doesn’t want to push anything. She values her freedom now to travel whenever she likes. But yes, she hopes having a family will eventually happen with George.”

It won’t. Obviously the women he dates can’t see the writing on the wall. He does NOT want children and he does NOT want to get married again. I just don’t get it. He will treat these women like princesses — until they start blathering on about a real commitment.

You’ve just got to enjoy George while you can — because when you start talking about the future, he’s just going to leave you in the dust.

Veteran Hollywood actor George Clooney has revealed that he almost committed suicide six years ago after injuring himself during the filming of Syriana.

He said that he was in so much pain as a result of the spinal condition that he considered ending it all.

In a new interview with Rolling Stone magazine, he said, “I started to think, ‘I may have to do something drastic about this.’ I was in a hospital bed unable to move, having these headaches where it feels like you’re having a stroke.”

He added, “You don’t want to leave a mess, so go in the garage, go in the car, start the engine. I was in a place where I was trying to figure out how to survive.”

That’s insane. We’re glad he didn’t do anything crazy. He’s still a great actor and he still has a lot more to contribute.

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Elisabetta Canalis and George Clooney’s romance lasted for about two years and she has already moved on to former True Blood actor Mehcad Brooks. Now, she’s talking openly about their relationship.

She said he was “the person who valued my feminine side the most” and “also one of the best people I have met from a charitable point of view”, adding that “he has been special for me, and very important, just as a father would be.”

Oh snap. Did she just call George an old guy? Technically, he really is. He’s 50 and she’s 33, but the age gap between them isn’t Hef creepy.

She elaborated, saying, “Between us there was more of a father-daughter relationship. I was unable to clarify this up ’til now.”

What’s funny is that she now claims that talk of marriage or children didn’t break them up. In fact, she says that neither were a factor in their break up. Oh how naive we are, eh, Elisabetta?

She said, “George and I never spoke of marriage nor of having kids. I don’t put limits to the possibility of having them, but neither George nor I had ever envisaged having kids together. The end of the relationship was not caused by a marriage issue, but instead by our personal needs.”

Little does she know, but she doesn’t have to talk to *him* about marriage or kids. In fact, she gave an interview where she discussed marriage. Here’s a snippet, which was posted on June 9, 2011:

“Whenever I see my picture in a magazine I know what is being written. They all say that I spend my time organizing parties and that my boyfriend does not want to marry me and be with me anymore. I am a firm believer in marriage, in the future I will be married, but for the time being I am happy as I am.”

Obviously it didn’t take long for the word to get back to George that Elisabetta was yapping to the media about marriage, because he ended it a few short weeks later.

It was so obvious, but apparently she didn’t see it. Pretty girl, but not too bright perhaps?

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Now that Stacy Keibler is dating George Clooney, she has raised her appearance fee! She must feel like she’s more in demand since bedding Clooney?

Reportedly, she is now charging a whopping $25,000 for appearances, which is more than double what she had been charging previously.

A source said, “Stacy’s fee has gone up dramatically. They are higher because they hope George might show up.”

If I were George, I’d be running away from that — and fast. She’s already using him to make more money? Heinous.

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