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Good old George Clooney, he’ll take a woman to a movie premiere or two, he’ll introduce her to his family and let her get all comfortable with his lifestyle of money and privilege. But when the question of marriage pops up, he’s out of there faster than you can say “commitment-phobe”

In case you hadn’t heard, George has been dating Stacy Keibler, after recently calling it quits with Elisabetta Canalis. Yes, she mentioned the “M” word and he was off like a prom dress.

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A source said, “It’s a big deal and Stacy knows it. She really took to George’s mom and said she’s a sweetheart. A lot of people thought it was going to be a fling. But it’s not – it’s at the serious point.”

Somehow, we have a tendency to doubt that he’s actually serious about her. Just like all of the others, he’ll grow tired of her and toss her aside. It all starts when she starts believing that they have an actual future together….and it’s all downhill from there.

George has said it before, he’s not the marrying kind…but he’ll stay with a woman until she starts getting clingy. Then, he’s out the door!

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Photo Credit: Fame Pictures

Well isn’t that a stretch?!?? Ha.

According to reports, George Clooney broke things off with his latest squeeze, Elisabetta Canalis, because he thought she was a famewhore. Coincidentally, he dumped her ten seconds after the word ‘marriage’ came out of her mouth. Lulz.

A snitch close to the former couple said that she was more interested in all of the fame than she was with their relationship. The source said, “On vacations, she’d spend forever in her room, primping in her bikini, then go strolling on the beach for photographers to snap pictures of her. She was obsessed with the attention she got. George lost interest when she showed her true colors.”

True colors meaning like every other woman on the planet who wants to sink their teeth into George’s wallet life permanently?

George’s best friend, Manuele Malenotti, said, “I have known George for ten years. Of all the actors I know in Hollywood, he is the one I see the most and we have done lots of charity work together. I know about their relationship because I was the one who got them together. George wanted to meet Elisabetta and he asked me to make the introductions.”

He went on to reveal, “I did as he asked but inside I always knew that it wouldn’t last, to be honest I was expecting it. You will have to ask them for all the specific reasons. All I can say is that George, when it comes to love, has decided that he is not going to get married again and he is not going to have any children and he won’t change his mind.”

Ladies, to be in a happy and loving relationship with George Clooney, these are facts that you’re just going to have to accept. When the words “marriage” or “commitment” come out of your mouth, he bolts. So why ruin it?

It was only a matter of time before George Clooney and Elisabetta Canalis called time on their relationship. They’d been dating for two years, but now, it’s all over. George is back on the market, ladies!

We probably could’ve called this one from a mile away. Considering earlier this month, she said that she could see her future as a married woman. As a matter of fact, we did call it…on the 9th of this month.

She then said, “Whenever I see my picture in a magazine I know what is being written. They all say that I spend my time organizing parties and that my boyfriend does not want to marry me and be with me anymore. I am a firm believer in marriage, in the future I will be married, but for the time being I am happy as I am.”

We said then, “We’re shaking up our magic eight ball now. It’s telling us that she sure will get married in the future, just not to him.”

People magazine reports their joint statement, issued earlier today:

“We are not together anymore. It’s very difficult and very personal, and we hope everyone can respect our privacy,” Clooney and Canalis said in a joint statement Wednesday.

So sad, but we’re sure he’ll be on to his next lady in no time. Any takers?

George Clooney has become known for being the eternal bachelor, and when one woman gets too close, he just tosses them aside for someone new. Remember Sarah Larson? Us neither.

Apparently, his current girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis thinks she can change all of that. Interesting. We’ll have to see how this one plays out. And how long she lasts with the “girlfriend” title after the news gets out.

George has already been married once, but has shunned the idea of tying the knot ever again. In a recent interview, Elisabetta said, “I am very happy at the moment. We are a couple that never gets bored.”

She went on to reveal, “Whenever I see my picture in a magazine I know what is being written. They all say that I spend my time organizing parties and that my boyfriend does not want to marry me and be with me anymore. I am a firm believer in marriage, in the future I will be married, but for the time being I am happy as I am.”

We’re shaking up our magic eight ball now. It’s telling us that she sure will get married in the future, just not to him. What do you think?

If you’re ever wondering whether or not George Clooney will run to become the most powerful man in the country, there are no worries. To put it plainly, he says that he had sex with too many chicks and did too many drugs for politics.

In a recent interview with Newsweek, he said, “I f**ked too many chicks and did too many drugs, and that’s the truth.”

He went on to say, “I didn’t live my life in the right way for politics.”

TMZ has more:

When talking about his vision of the ideal candidate, Clooney insisted that a savvy politician “would start from the beginning by saying, ‘I did it all. I drank the bong water. Now let’s talk about issues.”

Clooney then joked, “That’s gonna be my campaign slogan: ‘I drank the bong water.’”

At least he would be an honest politician! What do you think?

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