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This one still has all of us at the Earsucker headquarters laughing out loud. Last week, Eddie Cibrian’s ex-wife, Brandi Glanville told all about a week-long fling she supposedly had with Gerard Butler.

She made a point to make sure everyone knew that it wasn’t just some one night stand. It was a week-long thing and it was soooo good! He was so great in the sack that when Brandi was asked to rate Gerard on a scale of one to ten, she gave him an eleven. Sounds like a pretty memorable experience, would you think?

Apparently it wasn’t so memorable to Gerard when TMZ’s camera crew caught up with him. When they asked him about the steamy week-long romance, he plainly asks them, “Who’s Brandi Glanville?”

If you’re asking yourself the same question, then there is always Wikipedia. We just know that somewhere in the world LeAnn Rimes is cackling.

Access Hollywood reports that Brandi is sticking by her hookup claims:

Access Hollywood caught up with the Bravo star on Thursday night in Los Angeles, where she dished on Gerard’s reaction to her confession on Monday’s “Watch What Happens Live.”

“He’s not super excited. He’s super private. I’m not going to talk about it anymore,” Brandi told Access.

Do you think she’s telling the truth?

Photo Credit: Harsha Gopal, PacificCoastNews.com

Gerard Butler was left embarrassed when he showed off his goodies during his sister’s wedding!

He showed up to the event wearing the traditional Scottish kilt, but was left blushing after learning that he was flashing everybody! Ha!

He performed a reading at the ceremony, but diverted all of the attention away from his sister, inadvertently. In a new interview with Graham Norton, he revealed, “I wore a kilt in my sister’s wedding in Paisley, Scotland and I had to go up and do a reading and my mother and family were in the front row.”

He went on to say, “As you know in Scotland there’s a certain rule to wear a kilt so I’m sitting like this [legs open] and everyone’s leaning forward and my mum’s looking at me and she’s doing this [puts hands together] and I think she’s telling me to pray….and then I realize everyone is staring right [at my crotch]. So I [cross my legs]… It’s always a disaster.”

Glad he at least has a sense of humor about it. But — this is one of those things where we have to say PICS OR IT DIDN’T HAPPEN!

Photo Credit: Harsha Gopal, PacificCoastNews.com

Gerard Butler is surely a ladies’ man if I ever saw one. So when the actor boarded a flight to Los Angeles and saw a girl that caught his eye, he just had to try and pick her up!

He first spotted the girl at London’s Heathrow Airport and during his flight to LAX, he tried chatting her up. A source said, “Most of the lads at Terminal 5 never even noticed Gerard to start with because the woman was a jaw-dropping stunner. She was turning heads. A tall, early twenties, model-looking brunette. Gerard was swept through the queue with officials for the airline and boarded the plane.”

The spy went on to reveal, “He spotted her and nearly fell over. It was a classic double-take. He should have had a yellow card for the look he gave her. When we boarded she was a few rows in front of us in 42B. You could see him peering back from first class.”

The source said, “Then fifteen minutes later one of the airline;s ground staff came along, handed her a piece of paper and gave her a wink. It was priceless. All the lads on the flight laughed and she blushed and started giggling. We didn’t see what happened when we got off at the other end.”

We are so not surprised by this. Are you?

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Robert Pattinson hits like a girl – Amy Grindhouse

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Anna Paquin does GQ style – Celebrity Hot Sauce

Gerard Butler admits to starving himself – Gossips Anonymous

This is a Ryan Gosling post – Celeb Dirty Laundry

Happy birthday, Chris Hansen – Dipped In Cream

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The reason Lady Gaga passed out three times – Amy Grindhouse

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Lady Gaga’s behind the scenes video for Telephone! – Amy Grindhouse

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Jake Pavelka is a total player – Have U Heard

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Nicole Scherzinger DWTS hotness – Celebrity Hot Sauce

Gerard Butler has revealed that he struggles with crippling anxiety attacks. The actor has said that he is addicted to the feeling, however, and even enjoys making it worse for himself.

He said, “I was born into a world of anxiety. I am slightly addicted to anxiety. When I’m feeling anxious, I’ll create more anxiety for myself. Like I might call all these people about what’s fun to do tonight and end up with four different options, which in itself would put me into a blind panic; but then I’ll make another four calls just to make it ten times more anxiety-ridden.”

I have something to calm that anxiety for you Gerry. Call me.

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Jason Castro’s album cover is adorable! – Popbytes

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Corey Feldman’s statement about Corey Haim – Dipped In Cream

Gerard Butler trimmed Jennifer Aniston’s bush – Busy Bee Blogger

Taylor Momsen is windswept – Celebrity Hot Sauce

Tiger & Elin Woods are patching things up – Gossips Anonymous

Hollywood Dame’s exclusive interview with Debi Nova – Hollywood Dame

Megan Fox used a hand double for her Super Bowl ad – Amy Grindhouse

Kate Hudson is the female A-Rod – Celebrity Smack

Jamie Spears has been hanging back with Jamie Lynn – Poor Britney

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Gerard Butler is shirtless at the pool – Busy Bee Blogger

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Leif Garrett busted for heroin! – Celebrity Smack

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Gerard Butler & Reese Witherspoon hook up? – Allie Is Wired