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I can’t seem to get enough of this song. Gossip rocks! After first hearing them on Pig Radio, I had to find out who it was singing, because Beth Ditto is rockin’ the house on this one.

The group have just released their video for “Heavy Cross” and it’s awesome. I freaking love this song!

The song is the first single off of their upcoming album, “Music For Men”, which is due for a U.S. release on June 23, 2009.

The track listing:
• Dimestore Diamond
• Heavy Cross
• 8th Wonder
• Love Long Distance
• Pop Goes The World
• Vertical Rhythm
• Men in Love
• For Keeps
• 2012
• Love and Let Love
• Four Letter Word
• Spare Me from the Mold

Check out the video after the jump!

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Even though Miley Cyrus has denied hooking back up with her former flame, Nick Jonas, we were a little hesitant to believe it. Even moreso because of how they ended up going on a lunch date together recently.

The video below puts the rumors to rest, that is, unless she took underwear model Justin Gaston out to tell him that it’s over?

Think the chipmunk broke it off? And WTF was she wearing?!? A backless lace dress?!?? This is NOT the eighties and she’s no Madonna. If I were her parent, I would not let her go out in that, but I guess we know who holds the pursestrings there, don’t we?

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Awww…Joe Jonas is so flattered that his ex-girlfriend wrote a song about their breakup. Cue the violins.

Taylor Swift wrote her song, “Forever And Always” about their breakup in 2008. Swift said that Jonas broke off their relationship with a 27-second telephone call. She sings, “I stare at the phone and he hasn’t called/You can’t feel nothin’ at all.”

Of the song, he says, “It’s flattering. It’s always nice to hear their side of the story.”

For the “Seventeen” magazine cover, click here.

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Jennifer Aniston Jessica Simpson Ladies, in case you were wondering, John Mayer is single!

It was reported recently that Mayer was dating model Scheana Marie Jancan. He denies the rumors, stating that he’s not dating anyone at the moment.

He irritatingly told the snappers, “If I had a girlfriend, she would be incredibly offended by me saying, ‘I don’t have a girlfriend’. That’s how you can be sure. I could say, ‘I’m not with anybody.’ That’d be a death wish if you were the woman. If you were the woman and you stepped out and said, ‘I’m not with anybody, you’d have to go home and take a lashing for the next three weeks! So that’s the proof.”

Afterward, he walked up to a lady driving, asked her to be his girlfriend, then gave her a peck.

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Courtney Love wants to be known for something other than “Yoko’ing” up Nirvana.

Love is planning on opening up her own lingerie store in Hollywood. She has reportedly teamed up with photographer David LaChapelle, who is set to fund the project. The store already has a location on Sunset Boulevard, with a source saying, “They plan to launch it in the summer with a big party.”

For a woman that can’t really dress herself, do you think people will buy her lingerie?

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Stanley Howse, better known as Flesh N Bone from Bone Thugs N Harmony, has been cleared of gun and marijuana possession, but is still locked up behind bars until his attorney can get him out.

He was arrested on April 2, 2009 in Santa Clarita, California. Yet due to the fact that he was on parole at the time of his arrest, he has to sit in jail until his lawyer, Shepard Kopp, can clear the whole thing up.

According to an article in the L.A. Times, the spokeswoman for the L.A. district attorney’s office said, “The defense turned over some information, and we investigated and realized we were unable to proceed with the charges as filed, so the judge dismissed the case.”

Howse was pulled over on April 2nd after police noticed a brake light out on his car. Deputies then searched his car and found a 9-millimeter semi-automatic pistol. He was then arrested and charged with gun possession by a felon.

Howse maintained that the weapon belonged to his wife who is a Chicago police officer.

Kopp said that the dismissal of the case left his client “overjoyed.”

Kopp adds, “It vindicates what I’ve said from the start of this case, which is that Mr. Howse did not possess any contraband. When you haven’t done anything wrong and you wind up in jail it’s a pretty traumatic event. There’s still a parole hold, and we hope to get that resolved within the next week.”

We hope it’s soon. The rap world misses Flesh.

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Amy Winehouse has spent a lot of time in St. Lucia. So much, in fact, that she reportedly wants to live there permanently. What’s even worse is that, even though she’s split up from Blake Fielder-Civil, she thinks she’d make a good mother.

She reportedly sees herself as the “Angelina Jolie of St. Lucia” and wants to help out poor and underprivileged kids in the area.

A source says, “Amy is seriously thinking about adopting. But she is aware it’s going to be incredibly difficult with her background. Amy’s gutted about Blake becoming a dad and moving on so quickly. She has always wanted to be a mother. She loves St. Lucia and would move there for good in order to adopt.”

Her spokesman added, “Amy was talking about adopting in the context of looking after children on the island, perhaps through some kind of music and education-based project.”

Thank God she’s not trying to be like Saint Angelina, that would be so terrible. Little crackie babies all over the place. I can’t even picture it.

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It’s something that she should know a lot about, huh?

Amy Winehouse has reportedly written a song called, “The Ultimate Betrayal”, after it was discovered that Blake Incarcerated knocked up some random chick.

Maybe she’s feeling betrayed because she wanted a baby with Blake? Even though, while he was in jail, she was having her little flings in St. Lucia with random guys.

A source says, “Amy still felt they had something between them and that one day they’d be together again. But this news destroyed her. She sat down with her guitar and started writing ‘The Ultimate Betrayal.’ She keeps repeating the line: ‘Blake a baby, no, no, no.’ It’s very haunting.”

It’s not only haunting, it’s freaking scary that he was allowed to procreate with anyone.

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Courtney Love thinks she’s rock royalty and that she can try to hook her 16-year-old daughter with anyone she wants. And that includes Twilight star Robert Pattinson.

That’s Rob, pre-haircut days. Think he’s interested in being Frances’ first date? And if you thought it was creepy that Miley Cyrus was dating a 20-year-old, then this is super creepy. I mean, sure he’s a new breakout “heartthrob” and everything, but isn’t it illegal?

A source says, “Courtney thinks he’s charming and handsome and absolutely has to be Frances’ first date. She’s doing everything she can to engineer another meeting.”

What would Kurt Cobain do?

Bonus: See Rob Pattinson’s Haunted Airman bathtub scene here.

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