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Rumor has it that Madonna’s manager, Guy Oseary is being considered as a replacement for Simon Cowell on “American Idol”.

A source said, “Guy has been in the music business since Madonna discovered him when he was 17, and he has a lot of the same experience as Simon. His competition just can’t live up to his level of experience and the people behind the show are slowly starting to realize it.”

I still want Howard Stern to be his replacement. The Shock Jock has already said that he would do it for $100 million. It’s too bad that Ellen DeGeneres doesn’t feel the same way.

It’s obviously becoming a sinking ship, the producers of the show will need a really big name to up the ante to keep viewership. Who do you think they should pick?

Madonna fell off of her horse over the weekend and was taken to a nearby hospital for treatment and observation. Madonna’s camp came out with the story that she fell due to a paparazzi spooking her horse with the camera flashing.

Her manager, Guy Oseary, even Twittered about the incident.

He said:

Madonnas accident today was caused by the papparazzi.. they spooked the horse she was riding.. these guys dont know when to stop!!

The cops are calling BS on the paparazzi story, saying none of that was mentioned when they filled out their report.

Sgt. Herbert Johnson from Southampton Village’s Police Department, says, “There is no mention of photographers. It’s a matter of spin control that went out of control. If they felt there was something else, they would have written ‘paparazzi’ in the form – if they felt there was a problem.”

Stop lyin’ Madge, what really happened out there? Too old for the horse?

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