Tag: Heidi Montag



Heidi Montag got a job in a movie

by roberta on Mar.12, 2010, under articles

I am totally surprised to report that reality actress Heidi Montag has landed herself a movie role.

She tweeted, “I was just cast in my first feature film comedy! I start filming Monday!!!!! This is one of the best days of my life!! Getting ice cream to celebrate!…jump for joy!”

The movie is titled, Just Go With It and also stars Jennifer Aniston, Adam Sandler and Nicole Kidman.

She must not have gotten the memo that Nicole is box office poison. This is going to end well.

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Heidi Montag to go naked for Playboy

by lydia_1832 on Feb.15, 2010, under articles

After all of the fuss over her first Playboy photoshoot, Heidi Montag is claiming that *this time* she’s going to take it all off for the publication. Because that’ll increase sales, RIGHT.

NY Daily News reports:

Following her cover shoot for the nudie mag last September, the 23-year-old starlet confirmed to RadarOnline.com that the second shoot will be “soon, very soon.”

“I cannot wait to show off my new assets,” the famously altered star of MTV’s “The Hills” said. “I’m very excited.”

The blonde bimbus states that after having gone under the knife in a record ten surgeries in one day, she’s finally ready to show the world what Spencer comes home to every night. Yuck.

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Heidi Montag might go fully nude for Playboy

by roberta on Feb.10, 2010, under articles

Heidi Montag has already altered her body, adding ginormous boobs and has de-horsified her face. Given that she didn’t show anything in her last issue of Playboy, she’s hinted that she just might next time around.

According to MSNBC:

“She is currently speaking with (Playboy photographer) Matthew Rolston (about) a steamy, soapy, shower concept showing her boobs through the shower door,” said the source. “The figure being discussed for the exclusive is in the seven figures.”

“She could use the money, and she’s finally ready to pose topless, so she is negotiating with the magazine,” according to one of Montag’s friends, who spoke to In Touch Weekly.

I bet she does need the money, considering she’s already said that she sunk millions into her album.

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Tidbits & other goodies!

by roberta on Jan.28, 2010, under articles

Donatella Versace has a topless doppelganger – Amy Grindhouse

Keri Hilson talks about Britney SpearsPoor Britney

Ben Affleck is back to drinking – Hollywood Dame

Sofia Vergara does George LopezI Need My Fix

Heidi Montag got hate mail over her surgeries – Celeb Dirty Laundry

Britney Spears needs to put some underwear on! – Dipped In Cream

Bar Refaeli for Rampage – Busy Bee Blogger

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Tidbits & other goodies!

by roberta on Jan.27, 2010, under articles

Courtney Love’s Five TwitVid Makeup Tutorials – Amy Grindhouse

Brangelina are definitely over now? – Hollywood Dame

Hilarious: Heidi Montag’s unseen footage! – Poor Britney

Justin Timberlake rebuilds his empire – I Need My Fix

John Travolta brings Scientology to Haiti – Dipped In Cream

The Kardashians to debut new fashion line in NYC – Busy Bee Blogger

Win it! Michael Jackson’s This Is It DVD! – Allie Is Wired

Justin Bieber is a sexy little VMan – Gossip Teen

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Photo: Plastic Heidi Montag does Yoga

by roberta on Jan.25, 2010, under articles

Heidi Montag showed off her new plastic face and body while doing Yoga on a grassy patch in Los Angeles over the weekend.

It’s just Heidi being Heidi.

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Heidi Montag’s album flops

by lydia_1832 on Jan.20, 2010, under articles

Heidi Montag’s debut album, “Superficial” is a commercial flop!

And to think that she sunk all kinds of money into this colossal failure is just heartwarming for me. She said that she basically went broke making the album for three years.

Nielsen Soundscan reports that she’s only sold 658 copies of her debut album. This news leads to me to wonder if she’s going to give up the music business already to stay a crappy, annoying, paparazzi loving attention whore.

Us Magazine reports:

This is likely upsetting news for the reality star, who told Entertainment Weekly last week that she went broke making Superficial but thought that “within the first week, we will definitely make our money back.”

HAHAHAHA. Sorry, I’m done now. Oh wait. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…okay, all done now.

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Heidi Montag’s ‘Superficial’ album leaks

by roberta on Jan.19, 2010, under articles

Heidi Montag’s debut album “Superficial” has leaked!

I can honestly say that I made it through listening to 47 seconds of “Look How I’m Doin’” before I had to turn it off.

How far can you listen???

The album consists of 12 tracks:

  • 1. Look How I’m Doin’
  • 2. Turn Ya Head
  • 3. Fanatic
  • 4. Superficial
  • 5. More Is More
  • 6. One More Drink
  • 7. Twisted
  • 8. Hey Boy
  • 9. My Parade
  • 10. Blackout
  • 11. I’ll Do It.
  • 12. Love It Or Leave It

In other news, downloaders everywhere are forgoing this one. Even if it’s free. But remember, this is comparable to the talent of the late Michael Jackson.

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Photo: Heidi Montag after the ten surgeries

by reddawnstate on Jan.19, 2010, under articles

Heidi Montag is a “singer” who has just released her latest album, “Superficial”. Now, it’s her who is superficial, after going through with a reported ten surgeries in one day.

Here’s what she looks like post-surgeries. She’s pretty, but she was pretty before the surgery. And she’s only 23-years-old. What kind of approval is she desperately seeking at this age?

It’s too bad they can’t surgically enhance her singing “talent”.

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Musical tidbits & other goodies!

by roberta on Jan.14, 2010, under articles

Did “W” magazine photoshop out Rihanna’s hip? – Amy Grindhouse

Video: Jay Leno is taking over Kimmel! – Hollywood Dame

Stay classy, John MayerI Need My Fix

Where in the world is Jason Trawick? – Poor Britney

Heidi Montag compares herself to Michael JacksonPopbytes

The Boss in swim trunks – Seriously OMG

Too many white people? – Dipped In Cream

Britney Spears’ boys pose for the paparazzi – Allie Is Wired

Katy Perry isn’t knocked up, here’s proof – Tragicomical

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Some annoying reality star released an album today

by reddawnstate on Jan.12, 2010, under articles

Some annoying blond reality star released an album of crap today.

Her new release encompasses these wonderful lyrics:

I brought some treats
I know that you gon love em
Come eat my panties off of me
Do whatever you feel comes naturally

I’ll tell you what comes naturally, it’s telling this nasty skank to keep her undies on and stop trying to gnaw off our precious ears with this garbage she calls music. Blech.

Any guesses as to who it is? Ha.

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Heidi Montag is a ’superficial’ space cadet

by roberta on Nov.24, 2009, under articles

heidi_montag_superficialHeidi Montag has just unveiled her official album cover for her debut album, “Superficial”. I can guarantee you this, the entire album is full of FAIL.

Montag said about her album cover, which features cassette tapes, “This cover is a shout out to the ’80s. It makes you remember when you just had to run out to the record store and get your favorite album. You dreamt of those tapes.”

I can’t imagine that she would know too much about that decade, considering that she was born in 1986, but whatever. If you want to murder your eardrums, you can listen to her first single at People.com.

So awful. I bet she doesn’t sell but a few copies, if that. This crap drops on January 12th….hold me back!

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Heidi Montag’s album cover ‘Here She Is’ & track listing

by roberta on Oct.21, 2009, under articles

heidi_montag_here_she_isFor a mere $6.00, you can own Heidi Montag’s debut album, “Here She Is”. If I had that much spare change in my couch, I would hang on to it to purchase “The Fame Monster”, so this is a definite no-go. This broad has no talent and her mug is everywhere.

Stop torturing us with your fake face, life, and body already. This crap isn’t funny anymore, okay?

Here She Is track listing:

1. “No More”
2. “Overdosin’”
3. “Look How I’m Doing”
4. “Turn Ya Head” 3:39
5. “More Is More (Explicit Version)”
6. “BlackOut”
7. “Your Love Found Me”

Yes, here she is! Now please make her go away. Kthnxbye.

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Heidi Montag sucks lip sync’ing ‘Body Language’ at the Miss Universe Pageant

by roberta on Aug.24, 2009, under articles

Here is the sucky and craptastic performance by reality show “actress” Heidi Montag at tonight’s Miss Universe Pageant.

She was awful and lip sync’ed for the whole performance. The song sucked, too.

Check it out: (continue reading…)

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