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Here’s some news that you might not have cared to hear. Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have revealed that they rejected an offer for millions of dollars to do a porn movie. Who knew?!?

Spencer said that the famewhoring couple considered starring together in a porn movie after they were offered millions of dollars. After they ran out of money, you would think that they would’ve been running to whoever would offer them a few bucks let alone millions. And their response is rich, they said that “money isn’t everything.”

This coming from a duo who had themselves photographed eating ice cream, tacos and on picnic dates together for the money. At the height of their fame, Heidi was even photographed fake crying when it was thought that she split from Spencer.

Spencer said, “We were offered a couple of million. I considered it. Heidi was like, ‘err no! Money isn’t everything.’”

The duo have been brought back into the television fold with a stint on “Celebrity Big Brother” and the duo debated on whether or not they wanted to have sex on the show. When asked if they were prepared to do the deed on TV, Spencer said, “I don’t think they’re paying us enough! We’ve been offered so much to make a porno film, if we’re going to do it on camera we should get millions. We’ve debated and we think it’s kind of lewd for the house.”

These two are so gross, aren’t they?

Remember way back when — when Heidi Montag and her idiot husband Spencer Pratt were relevant? It was most recently because of the ten surgeries that she decided to put her body through. Since then, she has basically used her body in order to make money. We know another profession that allows this practice, but we’re not going into that here.

Obviously, Heidi thinks it’s the year 2004 and people care about her boob job and all of the money these idiots frittered away carelessly. With regard to her plastic surgery, she said, “I would never do it again and I never recommend it for anyone. I kind of wanted a few enhancements and then it kind of got out of hand. I wasn’t told really the repercussions and what would happen, emotionally and psychically and the pain I would be in. I was kind of in shock.”

She added, “I only miss the money. If we would have saved our money, it would have been better.”

Can we retire Trailer Trash Barbie already?

For a while, it seemed that Heidi Montag and her douchebag husband Spencer Pratt had really fallen off of the grid. Now, she’s back and she is blathering on about those ten surgeries that she had in one day. You know, the same ten surgeries that she bashed her dead doctor over? We can see how that could’ve been forgotten, considering that it happened in 2010…

In a new interview with Celebuzz, Heidi talks about how she and Spencer didn’t know what they were doing while they were chasing stardom. She said, “I’ll never be able to be Heidi Montag, a normal person, again. What I’ve done is something that you can’t undo and that’s what I didn’t realize. It’s a very different life. It’s like a lifelong sentence.”

She went on to say, “I’ve been getting re-grounded and getting back to a normal life and figuring out what my goals and aspirations are. We are not those people on The Hills anymore. We never were. It was more an acting role than anything else. But we played those characters and when you start playing a character you kind of start to become more of a character. I’m from really humble beginnings. I’ve never been this Hollywood diva, but you get caught up in what you’re pretending to be.”

Of her ten surgeries, she said, “It could have been really disastrous. I lived and I learned, and I wouldn’t really recommend it for other people. It was a lot harder than I thought it would be going through it – physically, mentally, emotionally and the recovery. I’m just glad it’s done and that everything healed so well.”

Now, things have changed for the former reality star. She said, “My priorities are my family, my husband, my love life and my happiness and everything after that is great. But my priorities are not money, fame and fashion. I am very grateful for everything I’ve had but I will never make those mistakes again and I will never compromise myself and pretend to be someone that I’m not.”

Upon the heels of this story will she start boring us with another CD release? Or perhaps she won’t because she can’t muster together another 600 fans to purchase her efforts?

Just in case you could use a good chuckle to brighten up your tax day, we’ve learned that former famewhore Heidi Montag is giving music a try again. Because we all know how that one worked out so well, right? Perhaps this time she can sell 700 copies? Or would she just be shooting rubberbands at the stars there?

Us Magazine reports:

On April 11, Heidi Montag released her Dreams Come True EP, and as expected, the cover art featured the 25-year-old showing off her body in a skimpy pink monokini. (In November 2009, Montag famously got 10 plastic surgery procedures in one day; she first got a breast augmentation and rhinoplasty in April 2007.)

The EP features four previously released songs — “Your Love Found Me,” “Party Is Wherever I Am,” “No More” and “Overdosin” — and is a follow-up to her 2010 album Superficial, which sold less than 1,000 in its first week of release.

We won’t call it a comeback, because that’s obviously what this is not. Were you a fan of this twit’s music? Were you hoping for a full album of all new music?

At twenty-five years old, former reality television actress Heidi Montag is gearing up for her very first autobiography. Wait, does anyone still know who she is? We do live in an ADD society, don’t we? In case you’ve forgotten, she’s the bleach blonde stick who had ten plastic surgeries in one day only to emerge as FrankenBarbie, only a jacked up version.

Along with her husband, Spencer Pratt, they have faked a pregnancy, wedding, divorce rumors and have done several reality shows. Still, the thing she’s most known for is her failed music career and those stupid surgeries.

Yet, she wants to share all of her experiences with all of us little people. A source said, “She’ll talk about the control that Spencer exerted over here, which forced her to make bad decisions that ultimately got her kicked off The Hills. A big chunk of the book will be about how Heidi befriended Lauren and how devastated she was when she ended up dumping her as her BFF. Maybe something positive will come out of it. She’s happy to have people read the full story and make up their own minds.”

Do people still care about her feud with LC? Seriously?

She’s also gearing up to talk about her ten surgeries in one day. The source added, “She blames a lot of it on the pressure of being in the public spotlight. She wanted to make herself look like a Barbie doll.”

Mattel should totally sue her for throwing their trademark around.

Photo Credit: Fame Pictures

As if we’re supposed to give them a collective “Awwww…poor baby!”, reality idiots Heidi Montag and her moron husband, Spencer Pratt have revealed that they’re flat busted — BROKE! Ha. It couldn’t happen to nicer people, could it?

They faked EVERYTHING, so I can’t say that I feel sorry for them. Their entire existence is stupid. Let alone the fact that they managed to have careers in reality television. These embeciles were mugging it up anywhere they could draw the paparazzi. He was hated and she was just dumb for going along with it. Now they’re broke, wahhhhhhhhh.

After starring on The Hills, they became hated for every move that they made. With good reason, too. These two were cheesing it up at Taco Bell, in the park — and in the Taco Bell in the park, if they could. Everywhere they were smiling like they were God’s gift to humanity.

So it doesn’t make me feel bad at all that they’re now living rent free at Spencer’s parent’s house in Santa Barbara. Cry me a freakin’ river, morons.

In a new interview, Heidi said, “I thought I was investing in myself and my brand, like Kim (Kardashian). I thought I had that potential. My ego got too big. To think I could be someone like that when I was the most hated girl ever.”

Spencer revealed, “What we learned is, you can be too famous. This isn’t a business. That was the big thing I didn’t get. Reality TV is not a career. Anyone who says, ‘Oh, you can have a career in reality’ — that is a lie.”

Do you feel bad for them?

Photo Credit: Fame Pictures

Heidi Montag was hanging out with runaway bride Crystal Harris in Las Vegas over the weekend. So, of course she had to use the opportunity to discuss her body and those fake boobs.

Now, this bubblehead wants us all to believe that she actually spends 14 hours a day working out. Okay……

In 2009, she underwent ten plastic surgery procedures in one day, but apparently that didn’t stop her hand-to-mouth action, which she says caused her to put on a few pounds.

She said, “I’ve been working out from, like, 5 a.m. to 7 p.m. for two months now. I’ve been working out really hard because I had this pool party and I was like, I have to be in shape. And I was actually a lot overweight. It was the most I’ve ever been because I’ve kind of been in hiding eating pie with my husband and puppies, so I needed to get back in shape.”

To lose the extra 27 pounds that she claims she added to her waistline, she’s been busy running and trying to get her metabolism boosted. She said, “I’ve been running a lot, and I’ve been doing weights. When you work out, you boost your metabolism, so you have to.”

Then, she decided to talk about her boobs. She added, “My breasts, because they’re so big, really needed some time. So I’m just starting to work out again after my surgery. Sometimes I get shooting pains, but I hear that’s normal.”

You really can’t have a post about Heidi Montag without some kind of surgery or boob reference, can you?

Bubble-headed bleached blondes stick together!

A newly single Crystal Harris spent her weekend partying in Las Vegas with Heidi Montag, instead of spending Saturday afternoon marrying Playboy mogul, Hugh Hefner.

Apparently, the bunny wasn’t too far off of her mind, as she perused the July issue of the magazine, featuring her with the caption, “Mrs. Crystal Hefner”. She also got a copy of the magazine minus the newly added “Runaway Bride” sticker.

Of course, when Heidi is involved, every little pose becomes a photo shoot. So, obviously Crystal picked the right person to party with to show that she’s totally over Hef.

Still, though, she’s a heartless beast. She was rumored to be planning to leave him at the altar, in front of cameras, for a whopping $500,000.

Of the getaway, Crystal said, “I’m doing okay. I just had to get away. Today is the day and I just had to get away. I’m going back tonight so I just wanted to get away for the day.”

Ugh. At least she broke things off before she married him. Good riddance to bad rubbish, right?

Virgin Mobile concocted their fake celebrity couple, Spencer and Sarah, now known as “Sparah”. Since their manufactured existence, Spencer Pratt has become miffed. He said that the new duo is just a ripoff of their scheme. He even went as far as demanding Virgin Mobile pay him and his wife, Heidi Montag, money for snagging their likeness.

Sparah ripped into Speidi, basically saying that they don’t have time to feud with the fake television personalities….primarily because they’re not even real celebrities! Ha! I like these two already.

TMZ has the scoop:

But reps for “Sparah” — the spoof celeb couple who stars in Virgin Mobile’s new ad campaign — tell us, Virgin’s new duo has zero time to respond to Spencer’s diatribe “due to their pressing endorsement commitments with Virgin Mobile and their frequent interactions with real celebrities.”

I can’t blame Sparah for not wanting to waste any time bickering with these twits. They’ve had more than their fifteen minutes and there’s a new celebrity duo in town.

In an attempt to generate some much needed buzz about Heidi Montag’s new reality television show, Famous Food, the producers of the show have banned her husband, Spencer Pratt, from the set.

Wasn’t it a mere two days ago that this bobble-headed Barbie was saying that she wanted to live a more private life? In a recent interview, she said, “From now on, I’m going to keep my life a little more private. I think I was just doing The Hills for so long and I just needed a break. Plus, I enjoy my privacy.”

How long did you think that would last?!??

According to reports, head honchos at the show haven’t wanted Spencer around since its inception — and even Heidi agreed with them. Of course she did, it brings headlines to their names, doesn’t it?

TMZ has more:

We’re told producers were adamant … Spencer wasn’t allowed on the set, near the set, or to be involved in any way whatsoever — and not wanting bad blood … Heidi agreed to keep her man at bay.

We’re told Spencer has behaved himself so far — but we’re not getting our hopes up.

We’re going to go out on a limb here and say that this was all planned just for the show’s benefit. Call it a hunch. So much for trying to keep things private, right? Everything about these two screams, “Publicity stunt!”