EarSucker

Brooke Hogan sat down with a local radio station to give an interview where she practically disses the entire planet. Not too bright, Brooke.

She took on Heidi Montag, whose music sucks, I will admit. Then she took aim at Cassie for those leaked nude photos. Then she went after Jay-Z and Beyonce….which was beyond dumb.

The video, after the jump! (continue reading…)

Heidi Montag has just gotten the remix treatment with her song, “More Is More” and we have the audio, for your listening pleasure (or not).

I wish she would just stop making music and realize that she’s never going to be the next Madonna, or whoever she’s claiming that she’s better than this week.

Check out the audio clip:

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What do you think? Perez Hilton seems to be eating it up, but just like Katy Perry, he needs to stop spoonfeeding us this garbage.

Spencer Pratt’s official video for “I’m A Celebrity” is making its debut tonight on the premiere of “I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here”, but you can see it now before the show airs:

It’s even worse than you could’ve imagined. I hope one of them gets bit by a scorpion on the lip and has a gigantic reaction from it, thus rendering it impossible for them to be photographed for an entire year. I would watch the show to see that.

This has got to stop somewhere!

Heidi Montag, just like her husband yesterday, has decided to launch an assault on your eardrums (again).

She has just released her official video for “Blackout” and I must say, it’s utterly stupid. Watch at your own risk, yo.

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Spencer Pratt thinks he’s a celebrity…I mean, for real.

Here’s Spencer rapping “I’m A Celebrity” apparently for his and Heidi Montag’s newest stint on “I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here!”

Click here to here the audio… Trust me, it’s worth it! For the lolz alone.

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Check out the latest piece of crap that Heidi Montag is trying to shovel down your throat with the label of “music”.

She needs to give it up already. It’s just awful, but expect Perez to be eating it up like there’s no tomorrow. His opinions are probably already bought and paid for.

Heidi Montag has released a teaser for her new craptastic video, “Look How I’m Doing”. She apparently sexes up a car and gets her photo taken by a gazillion paparazzi.

I am so not impressed that we need a new word for unimpressed. Does she have actual fans?

It’s not like Heidi Montag can sing anyways, right? She proved that to us yesterday, with the release of two new songs, “Your Love Found Me” and “Look How I’m Doing”.

She’s convinced herself that she has some sort of “singing career”, but what she doesn’t know is that we’re all laughing AT her and not with her. She wants to bring her talentless dirtbag boyfriend on her upcoming album, as well.

She says, “Spencer Pratt is amazing. I’d love to get him on my album. He sings, he raps – he does everything.”

She wrote the song “Your Love Found Me” based on their relationship. She adds, “This is a song that is so fun to play. It is so heartwarming, and every time I hear it, I get so excited. For me, it was a really fun song. It’s very much about me and my relationship. Before I found Spencer, I had so much chaos, and when I found him, I became lost in him in a good way.”

And just in case you were wondering, Heidi is planning on dropping an entire album by the end of summer. She says, “I just pretty much live and breathe in the studio. I’ve never had an album. This is my first album. I’ve wanted to do music since I could talk. I used to do plays and singing and voice lessons and practice Britney routines when I was, like, 12. This is the biggest dream of my life.”

And it’s the biggest nightmare of ours. Someone please make it stop.

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Here is Heidi Montag’s first craptacular single, “Your Love Found Me“:

And “Look How I’m Doing“:

Perez is a total sellout for calling this garbage “a hit”. Whatever drugs he’s on, he needs to share, because I’m just not seeing it.

Could somebody be just pimpin’ this garbage out because this trick attended his birthday bash? Gag.

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Perez Hilton posted the newest craptastic creation from Heidi Montag and even dubbed the track as listenable.

He says:

But, Heidi Montag has just dropped a new single that is actually really good.

The song is called Party’s Wherever I Am and it’s got a killer hook. So damn catchy – like an STD!

It’s seriously contagious.

One commenter even said that Heidi’s camp is paying Perez for his good words. That got me to thinking….first off, why am I reading this crap? Secondly, if you were going to sell out, why wouldn’t you do it for someone who’s music is actually decent???

I mean, WTF?!?!?? Seriously, it’s contagious???? Would you buy this crap? Do you think they’ll be playing this in clubs?

Don’t you just love Joel McHale….he’s just so freakin’ funny. This is the only possible way I’d get through this song/video.

Hat tip to DListed

Good God, someone make this ear bleeding crap stop!

She’s reportedly trying to pay homage to Olivia Newton-John’s Physical with this crap, but it’s painful to watch.

Heidi Montag proceeds to make our ears bleed with another song, this crap is called Overdosin’. Like when you overdose on someone else’s love or some crap like that. I stopped after she uttered a syllable.

They should torture child molesters with this garbage.

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When Heidi Montag’s retarded self is the answer to a question on Jeopardy, you know the world is coming to an end.

Someone needs to tell Alex Trebek that this crap is not funny. And they presume gazillions of people watch The Hills? I’d rather watch paint dry.

Folks, we have a new addition to the World of Suck.

This song and anything else that Heidi Montag sings, makes me want to vomit.

Good lord, she needs to hang it up already.

My ears are burning after listening to this nonsense. Someone really needs to tell Heidi Montag to give it up already.