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Howard Stern’s Super Bowl ad for America’s Got Talent made its debut tonight and if you’re not bringing the actual talent to the show, Howard has a surprise for you. The shock jock has a big hose and he won’t hesitate to use it — if you suck.

We’ve got a list of people that we’d love to see Howard hose down…Ha. Watch the commercial:

In December, it was announced that Howard would be replacing Piers Morgan as a judge on the show. It begins its seventh season premiere this summer. Will you be watching?

Do you want to see Howard break out the hose for those craptastic singers? This marks the show’s first season without Piers. In addition, the show’s creator, Simon Cowell, said that the show would be receiving a top-to-bottom makeover, in addition to a fourth judge.

Well it looks like shock jock Howard Stern has got X Factor USA host Simon Cowell in his corner for the judging position on America’s Got Talent. The position was vacated by Piers Morgan, who went on to do his own show.

Simon said that he likes the idea of Howard taking Piers’ place on the show, but also revealed that he doesn’t really have a say in the matter.

In a new interview with Access Hollywood, Simon said, “I like him. There’s a lot of people who make decisions on this stuff. Money’s got to work, schedules have got to work. There might be a few twists and turns still.”

Interesting. But do they have anyone else in mind? Simon’s not telling!

He added, “I can’t tell you. That’s neither a yes or a no.”

It has been rumored that the show has already been in some negotiations with Howard over taking over the judging role on the show.

Would you watch America’s Got Talent if Howard Stern were judging the competition? Do you think he would be polarizing enough to bring in viewers? I know I would watch!

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Now that Piers Morgan has announced that he’s leaving America’s Got Talent, we’ve heard reports that shock jock Howard Stern is in talks to replace him!

Reportedly, he’s in serious negotiations to sign on for the judging position on the show. The Wall Street Journal reports that if he does accept the job, he could make around $15 million a year.

He previously spoke of judging American Idol, saying, “They’ve got a bunch of people on there who don’t have an opinion. Judging is an interesting thing. What I do for a living is a lot more complicated than judging. I have to wake up people. I compete in radio markets and to sit there and judge a karaoke contest, the one criteria would be to have an opinion.”

He said, “It seems that two or three of the judges barely have an opinion.”

Do you want to see Howard on America’s Got Talent? Sound off in the comments below and let us know what you think!

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Crystal Harris talked to Howard Stern in a recent interview and told him how much she would always care about ex-fiancee, Hugh Hefner. What she also said was that the sex only lasted two minutes and that she was NOT turned on by Hef. Them’s some fighting words!

Crystal famously left Hef just a few days before they were set to become man and wife. Now, the Playboy mogul has had enough! He’s hitting back at reports that she was grossed out by their sex life.

He took to his official Twitter account to say, “Crystal did a crazy interview with Howard Stern today that didn’t have much to do with reality. Is she trying to impress a new boyfriend?”

He went on to say, “The sex with Crystal the first night was good enough so that I kept her over two more nights. Crystal lied about our relationship on Howard Stern but I don’t know why.”

Crystal is such a class act, isn’t she? The relationship seemed real to Hef, but to her, it was all manufactured, we think. Heck, right after the wedding was canceled, she couldn’t make it to the pawn shop fast enough to try and hock the engagement ring. So classy, that one. Hef really dodged a bullet there, didn’t he?

He should call Holly!

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Rumor has it that Howard Stern’s long-time sidekick, Robin Quivers, is going to leave his show!

In a recent interview, she said, “I love to do radio and television and I’ve always wanted my own television show, so I’ve been putting out the feelers for those kinds of things. I could express myself in ways that I don’t necessarily get to express myself on our show.”

Could she be looking to replace Oprah, who’s retiring this month? She revealed, “Let’s hope. It will be like a talk show, but with subjects that I’d be interested in. I think I have some interesting things to say and I don’t think anybody out there is saying them.”

Listening to Howard without Robin would be like peanut butter with no jelly! What do you think of a Robin Quivers talk show? Let us know in the comments!

Talk about a downgrade! Apparently, Courtney Love slept with Gavin Rossdale while he was married to Gwen Stefani. Ugh.

While talking to Howard Stern yesterday, Courtney admitted to hooking up with Gavin during his marriage. She said she had a “vision of marrying Gavin Rossdale one time…We were like, ‘Let’s go spend our rock star money.’”

She aded that “we had a really good time…He was lovely.”

Her friends weren’t so keen on the idea, however. She said, “Everyone gave me so much s— because Gavin sounded a lot like Kurt…But man, he was such an Adonis in his day! He got good in bed….something happened. Maybe Gwen taught him, for all I know.”

When Howard bluntly asked, “You were having sex with him while he was with Gwen Stefani?” She replied, “Yes. She does know. Everyone…yeah…and a few other people. We didn’t have a lot of pressure on each other, but we did like each other quite a bit.”

Nasty! That would be like sticking your junk in a trash can full of vomit.

Howard Stern ruffled some feathers when he spoke about Oscar nominee Gabourey Sidibe’s weight. Now, Jessica Simpson is weighing in on the debate, because, she, too, has been the subject of public scrutiny over her weight.

Jessica said, “I’m actually surprised somebody had the cojones to say that. I just think that’s really disrespectful. It’s unfortunate because she walked the red carpet at the Oscars and she owned it. She was beautiful. There was no denying that she did not think she was the most beautiful person on that red carpet. She was just owning that moment for herself. She had such confidence and I absolutely 100 percent think she could get anything in the world that she wants.”

This Britney Spears photo is not real – Poor Britney

Justin Timberlake & Jessica Biel go sledding – Celebrity VIP Lounge

This is a Betty White post – I Need My Fix

Jason Castro’s album cover is adorable! – Popbytes

Robert Pattinson is not confident with women – Amy Grindhouse

It’s official: Mario Lopez is not gay – Have U Heard

Howard Stern talks smack about Gabourey Sidibe – Celebrity Smack

Corey Feldman’s statement about Corey Haim – Dipped In Cream

Gerard Butler trimmed Jennifer Aniston’s bush – Busy Bee Blogger

Taylor Momsen is windswept – Celebrity Hot Sauce

Tiger & Elin Woods are patching things up – Gossips Anonymous

Ashley Roberts & Kimberly Wyatt quit PCD – Amy Grindhouse

Naomi Campbell assaults her driver – Celebrity Smack

American Idol’s men karaoke night – Celeb Dirty Laundry

Video: Howard Stern bashes Jay Leno – Hollywood Dame

Johnny Depp vs. Eddie Vedder? – Dipped In Cream

Robert Pattinson is bothered with Jimmy Fallon – I Need My Fix

Eva Longoria shows off her assets – Celebrity Hot Sauce

Britney Spears’ mom is in town! – Poor Britney

Pam Anderson’s ad banned for being too sexy? – Busy Bee Blogger

And Paris Hilton’s ad was banned because it’s too dumb – Tragicomical

We all know Howard Stern isn’t one to hold his tongue when talking about anything. So why should Miley Cyrus or Taylor Swift be any different?

The shock jock talked about some pedo bear friendly stuff when referring to Miley and her “assets”. And nevermind what he said about Taylor. (continue reading…)

Rumor has it that Madonna’s manager, Guy Oseary is being considered as a replacement for Simon Cowell on “American Idol”.

A source said, “Guy has been in the music business since Madonna discovered him when he was 17, and he has a lot of the same experience as Simon. His competition just can’t live up to his level of experience and the people behind the show are slowly starting to realize it.”

I still want Howard Stern to be his replacement. The Shock Jock has already said that he would do it for $100 million. It’s too bad that Ellen DeGeneres doesn’t feel the same way.

It’s obviously becoming a sinking ship, the producers of the show will need a really big name to up the ante to keep viewership. Who do you think they should pick?