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Despite what you might have heard, Playboy mogul Hugh Hefner will have a prenuptial agreement for his June 18th wedding to fiancee Crystal Harris.

He said, “I had a prenup the last time I got married. Why would anyone assume I wouldn’t have one this time? A prenup protects everyone.”

He also revealed that former girlfriend Kendra Wilkinson and her husband Hank Baskett will be invited to the wedding. There was some speculation that her invitation might have gotten lost in the mail.

He tweeted, “Crystal & I love both Kendra & Hank & they are both invited to the wedding.”

Dancing With The Stars pro Karina Smirnoff is taking it all off for the May issue of Playboy — and according to Hugh Hefner, the issue isn’t one to be missed!

Hef tweeted this message on Wednesday, “The May issue of Playboy is unforgettable with Dancing With The Stars’ Karina Smirnoff on the cover & nude inside.”

This will be the first time that Karina has posed nude for the publication. According to a DWTS snitch, the nude photos could cause some trouble for her on the dancing competition.

A snitch said, “If Karina posed naked, she can kiss her dancing days goodbye. I hope for Karina’s sake that this isn’t true.”

Maks, is that you?!??

Hugh Hefner has more money than God and he’s 84-years-old, but according to reports, he’s not asking his 24-year-old fiancee Crystal Harris to sign a prenuptial agreement. WTF Hef?!??

TMZ has more:

Hef’s third wedding is just 10 weeks away, but we’re told he hasn’t raised a prenup convo because he “actually cares” about Crystal and doesn’t want to ask her to sign one.

We’re told Crystal doesn’t think Hef will bring it up before they tie the knot.

I hope this is just a rumor.

Toni Braxton has finally decided to strip off for Playboy, after asking her Twitter followers their opinions on whether or not she should go through with it.

She tweeted, “New Year, New opportunities. So I have been considering taking up Playboy’s offer to feature me on their cover this year. What you think?”

Then, she added, “I would love to pose with Hugh Hefner though. He’s the sexiest guy I know over 30 ;-)”

With Hugh Hefner? I’ve never heard of such a thing. But I bet he’s been dying to get her in the magazine and she does look great for her age. Still, she wants us all to know that it won’t be raunchy. She added, “Of course it will be tastefully done :-)” and said, “There are NOT talking that kind of spread! No Susie!!!! Just a lil T and A. They have asked me about 3 times before.”

Do you want to see Toni Braxton showing a “lil T and A”??

Crystal Harris and Hugh Hefner became engaged on Christmas day when he popped the question and she said yes. Since we were all wondering about her engagement ring, she has taken to Twitter to show off her new rock!

She tweeted the above photo, saying, “For those of you who have been asking to see my ring here it is… My engagement ring from my love.”

So pretty! Congrats to them both!

Playboy founder Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris are engaged!

Hef tweeted about his special Christmas gift to Crystal, an engagement ring. He said, “After the movie tonight, Crystal & I exchanged gifts. I gave Crystal a ring. A truly memorable Christmas Eve.”

He went on to reveal, “When I gave Crystal the ring, she burst into tears. This is the happiest Christmas weekend in memory.”

In case there was any confusion about the ring, Hef tweeted, “Yes, the ring I gave Crystal is an engagement ring. I didn’t mean to make a mystery out of it. A very merry Christmas to all.”

Congratulations to them!

Now that Miley Cyrus has reached the ripe age of eighteen, the perverts of the world are anxiously awaiting those newly legal nip slips and upskirt photos.

What some of the male population of her fans are really wondering now, is whether or not Miley plans on posing nude for Playboy? Hey, let’s be real here. It’s only a matter of time before her goodies are legally plastered all over the internet as she drunkenly gets out of a limo, so she might as well profit!

Fox News talked to Hef about Miley, here’s the scoop:

Speaking of children, Disney darling turned racy pop star Miley Cyrus enters adulthood as she celebrates her 18th birthday Tuesday, and we couldn’t help but ask if any offers were on the table for her to make her “adult” status a little more official with an appearance in the men’s magazine…

“The simple answer is she is the one that you and all the other readers would like to see,” Hef said coyly. “That person changes every month and year, it depends on who the hot celebrity of the month is.”

Should she pose for the men’s magazine? Would you buy it?

This post should’ve been titled, “Laughing all the way to the bank”, because that’s exactly what is happening with former Playboy playmate Karissa Shannon and boyfriend Sam Jones III. After capitalizing on Heidi Montag’s “fame” and right off the coattails of her relationship with Hugh Hefner, Karissa is about to score big with Vivid Entertainment.

TMZ reports:

Hirsch tells TMZ he actually laid eyes on the tape which co-stars Karissa’s boyfriend, “Smallville” actor Sam Jones III. Hirsch says it was sent to him from “a reputable third party” and that he’d “love to be able to release it.”

The XXX footage in question sounds a lot like the sex tape Karissa claims Spencer Pratt stole from her house — which, as we first reported, she’s threatening to sue him over if he doesn’t return it.

Vivid’s chief isn’t divulging who dropped the tape in his lap, but does say he’s “very impressed with the quality and content” — which sounds like executive speak for … it’s smoking hot!

Will you be falling all over yourself to buy this video???