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In case you were wondering if Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi was ready to birth a guido or a guidette, you’re in luck. Snooki broke the news to “In Touch Weekly” that she’s having a bouncing baby boy! We’re sure she is just over the moon with excitement.

She told the publication that she and fiance Jionni LaValle are expecting a baby boy this September. She revealed, “Everyone said I was going to have a boy, and they were right!”

They are also trying to decide between two names for their bundle of joy and it’s down to Lorenzo or Jionni Jr. Snooki said, “I thought it was going to be a girl. I was hoping it would be, because all girls want girls. It’s still my baby, no matter what. I’m excited either way!”

Now that she’s showing off her bump and is gearing up for motherhood, she talked about her cravings. She said, “I love anything cold and juicy, like Italian ices.” She also revealed too much information about her and Jionni’s bedroom time. She said, “Our sex life is hardly there! I just feel too icky and gross. I’m so not in the mood to do stuff.”

According to the latest issue of “In Touch Weekly”, reality star Kourtney Kardashian and her boyfriend Scott Disick have tied the knot in a secret wedding in Mexico.

A pal said, “Kourtney has always loved Mexico.”

The magazine states that Kourtney’s rep has already denied the reports of any wedding to Scott, but furthers its claims by talking about all of the wedding details. There is no way that Kourtney would have tied the knot without a hundred camera crews present to catch every moment — and then do re-shoots to get the most romantic angles.

The tabloid states that Kourtney has chosen an estate on the outskirts of Puerta Vallarta, owned by Joe Francis — a pal of the family’s. Their spy said, “Her family has been friends with Joe for so long. Kourtney has always considered Joe’s home a place where she can really relax.”

The reason behind their supposed surprise nuptials? Money, of course. The source said, “They signed a $1 million deal with E! to get married on TV”, adding that they will be making the engagement announcement “in an orchestrated, well-publicized manner.”

Alas, nothing is sacred — is it?

According to the latest issue of In Touch Weekly, it appears that Jessica Simpson has given birth to her daughter!

The tabloid takes us inside Jessica’s “dramatic delivery” and talks about her agonizing choice to get a C-section over a natural childbirth. In addition, the magazine claims that the fashion mogul is using hypnosis to calm her cold sweats. The magazine also reveals Jessica’s first tearful words to her brand new baby girl.

In addition, they have an inset photo of Jessica and her fiancee Eric Johnson, stating that he gave her a $250,000 push present. Was that something she gave him the money for? Just curious.

The magazine also talks about how Brad Pitt popped the question to his fiancee Angelina Jolie. Are you curious about how he did it?

Kim Kardashian’s shock that Kanye West is an “abuser” also made the cover. Also featured is Tom Cruise’s daughter living on skid row.

Featured on the latest cover of In Touch Weekly is the story about Khloe Kardashian’s baby heartbreak. The magazine claims that the reality star suffered a miscarriage with husband Lamar Odom’s baby. Sad news, if it’s true.

The magazine’s cover states: “Depressed and desperate, Khloe turns to drastic measures to get pregnant again. Can her marriage to Lamar survive yet another tragic blow?”

If this news is at all true, then shame on In Touch for putting it out there in the spotlight. Losing a baby is hard enough, but why shine a light on someone else’s misery like this?

In addition to that, the magazine is covering Kim Kardashian’s romance with Kanye West, basically calling it fake. They say that Kim and Kanye are fooling everyone. I wouldn’t doubt it.

Also featured in this week’s issue, Adele’s nose job controversy. Did she have a nose job? We say who cares because she’s a talented singer and that’s all that matters.

The magazine also has an exclusive feature with Bristol Palin and her “sadness” that her ex-boyfriend and baby’s daddy Levi Johnston has knocked up another unsuspecting victim.

Will you pick up this week’s issue of In Touch Weekly?

Reality television star Kim Kardashian is featured on the April 9th issue of In Touch Weekly — and this time it’s a cover that isn’t rooted in controversy surrounding her divorce to Kris Humphries.

According to the magazine’s report, Kim found herself lonely and desperate and decided to steal Eva Longoria’s boyfriend, Eduardo Cruz. Has Kim really decided to betray her pal Eva? The magazine reports that Kim was “lonely” and “desperate for love”.

Kim was said to have sent sexy photos to Eduardo and then took a romantic vacation with him in April. They ventured off to Mexico together for a saucy getaway!

Did Kim really sink to a new low and break the girl code? Also featured in this issue are Prince William and Kate Middleton having a royal heir to the throne before their first anniversary. In addition, the magazine talks about Dancing With The Stars’ resident hottie William Levy and his racy photo scandal. Lastly, the magazine also covers Jessica Simpson’s rumored plans for a $2 million delivery.

Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian are featured on the latest cover of In Touch Weekly with the claims that all three of the reality TV stars are being humiliated by their men!

According to the magazine, the deal with Kim is that she was dumped by former boyfriend, Reggie Bush. The cover reveals that Reggie was merely using Kim for sex and has put her on blast to friends, saying that she’s disgusting. From her past sex tape, we can only assume that Reggie is right. She has been used as a human toilet, so it’s not too far-fetched to consider her disgusting, is it?

Moving on to Khloe, the magazine claims that she was dissed by her husband, Lamar Odom. “Blaming her for ruining his career, Lamar refuses to have sex and forces her to halt IVF”, the tabloid is reporting.

Lastly, Kourtney has been “ditched” by her boyfriend and baby’s father, Scott Disick. Apparently they’ve been bickering for quite some time, so he has finally decided to get his own apartment.

Also featured in this issue is a Hunger Games love triangle involving Liam Hemsworth and Jessica Simpson’s baby name REVEALED! Spoiler alert: They’re saying that she’s naming her daughter Maxwell. What do you think of the name?

In Touch Weekly is claiming in their latest issue that Sandra Bullock has a risky new romance with Brett Ratner. In case you don’t know who Brett is, he’s the guy who directed the Rush Hour franchise along with being a producer on the television show Prison Break.

Most recently, Brett gave a homophobic comment to the media about rehearsing for the 84th annual Academy Awards. After that, he made some pretty nasty comments about hooking up with Olivia Munn. It was then that he resigned from producing the show.

Is this who Sandra has decided to move on with? She can obviously do better than this guy, can’t she? Why does she want to pick bad guy after bad guy?

Do you think that they are actually dating? Can she do better? Sound off in the comments section below!

Combating the rumors that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt had an all out fight is the latest issue of In Touch Weekly. Earlier today, we reported the latest cover of OK! magazine, which basically stated that Brad and Angelina were all set to get married when they got into a fight. Apparently, Maddox came upon some news about Brad’s ex, Jennifer Aniston, and asked him about it. Angie was furious, causing a bump in their otherwise happy relationship.

Now, In Touch Weekly is reporting that Angelina has some crazy wedding plans. After being “guilted” into getting married, she won’t let Brad pick out her ring, insists on wearing a black wedding dress and even goes as far as banning wedding cake. They ask the obvious question after all of that, “Is she secretly hoping he’ll call it off?”

Of course they would put that out there, just in case Brad and Angelina don’t end up getting married anytime soon. Which, we’re doubting that they will tie the knot before they said they would. They have both said that they will get married whenever everyone has the right to do so. So we’re not holding our breath here. Are you?

According to the latest issue of In Touch Weekly, even though Reggie Bush has denied getting back together with former girlfriend, Kim Kardashian, apparently they’re now ready to elope! It was just last week that TMZ’s camera crews set out to get the truth from Reggie himself, to which he responded with a clear “No.”

The magazine is calling their reconciliation “official” and says that Reggie told Kim that he would marry her if she followed his ground rules. He wants her to finalize her divorce from Kris Humphries quickly and quietly. Also, he wants her to stay off of the red carpet and give up reality television. Will she sacrifice her real moneymaker for Reggie’s love? Can she give up all of the reality TV crap that she’s been spewing on the E! channel?

Or — are all these rumors made up to sell magazines? They had lunch at the Beverly Hills Hotel, which sparked rumors of a reconciliation. But that doesn’t mean that they’re back together, right? He JUST denied their romance was back on LAST WEEK. Doesn’t that mean anything? Or are people so blind that they’ll believe any old drivel that a tabloid prints?

What do you think? Should they get back together? I’ll need to see proof if we’re going to have to buy into their reconciliation story. Perhaps Kim will give the official confirmation in next week’s issue?

The latest issue of In Touch Weekly reveals that fallen songbird Whitney Houston could have been saved. Was she determined to head to rehab to cure her demons right before her death?

Whitney tragically passed away on February 11th at the Beverly Hilton Hotel. She was only 48. She had battled her demons for a long time, but was obviously on a downward spiral, if our sources are correct. She had been drinking quite a bit leading up to her untimely passing. She was said to have taken Xanax before her performance that night at Clive Davis’ pre-Grammys party. She did the same with any performance. In the room, a photo of the scene shows that she was drinking a beer and some champagne.

Was Whitney really readying herself to check into rehab just days before she died? According to the tabloid, Whitney told her mother Cissy Houston that she would agree to go back into rehab, but wanted to enjoy herself one last time.

What do you think happened? Was this just a tragic accident? Did Whitney almost save her own life by entering into rehab? We may never know the answers and it’s just a sad situation and a profound loss.

According to the latest issue of In Touch Weekly, Demi Moore is a time bomb and her issues are far worse than anyone knows.

Demi was hospitalized for a couple of days in January after she did some whip-its. She was said to be suffering from convulsions and a friend/relative inside her home called 911. Paramedics reportedly spent an entire half hour reviving her and afterward, took her to the hospital.

Afterward, it was rumored that she was in the hospital, but that was debunked yesterday. In Touch notes that it was actually Demi’s daughter Rumer Willis who phoned 911 to save her mother’s life. They are also alleging that Demi is addicted to cocaine and whip-its. In addition, they claim that Demi was grinding on her daughter’s friend, which was said to be Zac Efron.

Did Demi say that she doesn’t need rehab? Let’s hope that if she does have issues, that she gets them taken care of.

Also featured in this issue, Scott Disick has apparently called Kourtney Kardashian fat. This has got to be the dumbest thing…or he’s the dumbest man alive if this is true. We used to think Scott was okay looking, but he spoke and ruined it for us.

Along with the Demi Moore, Zac Efron and Scott Disick news, we’ve also got a little tidbit from Seal’s ex. I guess he has a double life? Who knew?!?

Lastly, we’ve got Captain Obvious screaming that the Bachelor, Ben Flajnik isn’t hot enough for Courtney Robertson. Oh snap, it’s a quote from her mother! Hahaha. She’s a model and isn’t likely to date the poor man’s version of the Geico caveman in any other circumstances, unless it’s to further her own agenda.

What do you think?

On Wednesday, we reported that an ex of Kris Jenner’s came forward for the latest issue of In Touch Weekly to discuss how Kris ruined her kids — mostly her daughter, Kim Kardashian. Now, we have more details about what happened!

Kris’ ex-boyfriend, Todd Waterman revealed that he saw how Kim was affected by her mother’s actions. With regard to how Kris influenced her daughters, he said, “It was a steady, superficial diet of what to wear, who your friends are, where to be seen and what car to drive. Early on, it was made clear to met that Kris desired a celebrity lifestyle.”

When speaking of how Kris paid for everything with her ex-husband’s money, Todd said, “I didn’t have teh money for the lifestyle Kris was leading, so she paid for a lot – or it was Robert who was paying, I guess. There was no way I could help maintain what she was accustomed to financially.”

He added, “Kim is Kris 30 years ago. That’s not going to change.”

So Kris basically ditched him because he couldn’t afford to keep her in the lifestyle she wanted so desperately to become accustomed to? At least she didn’t marry him for 72 days and milk it for everything she could get from it. Right?

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It wouldn’t be a good week of tabloids if one of them didn’t feature something about the Kardashian family for us to rip apart. Thanks to In Touch Weekly, we’ve got the story on how sex tape star Kim Kardashian was destroyed by her mother, Kris Jenner.

An ex tells the tabloid all about how Kim was destroyed by her mother at a young age. She went from a “fun-loving kid to famewhore”. They talk about how Kim was pressured to have sex at 14-years-old by her mother. In addition, Kim was brainwashed by her mother’s obsession with money. They also reveal how Kris Jenner’s secret demons turned Kim into a monster!

Yes, but was she pressured to have her face injected so much that it can barely move? I mean, even when she cried, she looked plastic and fake. How about the “alleged” butt fillers? And the sex tape? Was all of that engineered by Kris’ greed for the spotlight and all of the money that goes along with it?

Also featured in this issue is Heidi Klum “betrayed by a cheater”. In addition to that, Johnny Depp was caught with his publicist (having a conversation?). They also cover the sad story of how Teen Mom Leah Messer lost her babies. Sad!

Was Kim really brainwashed by her mother? What do you think? Hit the comments with your thoughts and let us know!

Hey, remember that time when Madonna accidentally stepped on the train of Jessica Biel’s dress? Oh wait, that was just this past Sunday at the 2012 Golden Globes. Apparently, In Touch Weekly has no Brangelina or Jennifer Aniston baby news to report, so they went with 101 Red Carpet Blunders for their latest issue.

Featured on the cover is Madge unsuspectingly stepping on Jessica’s high-cut dress on Sunday. Along with that, Jennifer Lopez showed up to some event wearing a see-through dress with nothing on underneath.

Nicole Kidman once showed up to the red carpet looking like she dusted her face in cocaine…or she should’ve fired her stylist. Also on the cover is Jessica Alba showing a little more skin than she likely bargained for and Kate Winslet rocking some eighties hairstyle. Why? Because she’s rich and she can, that’s why.

Speaking of Brad Pitt and his partner of six years, Angelina Jolie — apparently she has been mocking him. And of course, this week’s issue would not be complete with a side of Russell Brand and Katy Perry tell all drama. We reported yesterday that he was considering publishing a book about their “darkest marriage secrets”.

Overall, this list would have been a lot smaller had any of these celebrities opted to check a mirror with some bright lighting in their super expensive mansions. And the Brangelina reference? They sell magazines, plain and simple.

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After meeting on the set of Wanderlust and seemingly falling in love, Jennifer Aniston started dating Justin Theroux — even though he was already dating someone else. He was living with his girlfriend of 14-years, Heidi Bivens, but he dropped everything to start a new relationship with Jennifer.

According to the latest issue of In Touch Weekly, Justin has dumped Jennifer. Apparently, she wanted more from their relationship, but he is a commitment-phobe and walked out!

From the cover: “Tortured by his fear of commitment, Jen pushes for more — only to be rejected”. Also, “inside their explosive fight”.

We’re not going to believe this one until we’ve heard some sort of confirmation from either of their reps. There has always been some sort of media speculation about Justin and Jennifer’s relationship, marital status (non-existent) and want of babies (there is none), so we’re waiting for the official word on this.

What do you think? After Jennifer and Justin have looked so happy together in their various photo ops, do you think he’d just up and dump her? Surely there would have to be a good explanation for that. She has already said that she isn’t sure that she ever wants to get married again and is in no rush for babies.

Hit the comments with your thoughts.

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The latest issue of In Touch Weekly features The Bachelorette lovebirds Ashley Hebert and J.P. Rosenbaum with their dream wedding on its front cover.

Their cover touts: “Her vintage gown, their handwritten vows, the romantic first dance!”

Ashley said, “I get to spend my life with my best friend.” Awwww…

Also featured in this issue is Teen Mom star Leah Messer, confirming the rumors that she’s pregnant. They also spotlight how Angelina Jolie ruined Christmas this year…because she’s such a Grinch! Ha. No she’s not.

In addition to all of that goodness, they’ve also got an inset photo of the new Bachelor, Ben Flajnik, with his “gay scandal”.

I am glad to see that Ashley and J.P. are still together, they do make a cute couple. He did seem like the only guy that was really on the show for Ashley and not for his own selfish purposes. We’re looking at you, Bentley.

Are you excited to see their wedding photos when they tie the knot? Hit us up in the comments and let us know your thoughts.

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Stars of Teen Mom, Jenelle Evans and Leah Messer grace the cover of the latest issue of In Touch Weekly. In this issue, they are revealing how both of these young mothers are making the worst mistakes of their lives.

Over the photo of them, is the caption “Teen Mom Shockers: Shotgun Wedding & Prison Baby”. So which is which?!?

Underneath that, ITW says, “Already struggling to raise their toddlers, Leah and Jenelle make the worst mistakes of their lives.”

Even more juicier than that is above that where they claim that Kim Kardashian called her sister Khloe “fat”. Of course, nowhere in sight is a note about whether or not Kim actually owns a mirror big enough for her ginormous booty.

Also featured in this issue are Robert Pattinson and his girlfriend Kristen Stewart, who apparently have been torn apart by jealousy. Could it be that whole Sarah Roemer story?!?

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According to the latest issue of In Touch Weekly, reality star Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant and alone. Apparently, her sister Kim had a tantrum over Kourtney’s two million dollar baby payday! Ha. Because she can’t have children yet….because her *real* (not a sham) marriage didn’t work out. Ugh.

Khloe also apparently has shut Kourtney out because of a recent setback that she experienced with IVF. Poor thing, she’s the only one of the Kardashian messes that we can actually tolerate.

According to ITW’s report, Kourtney’s boyfriend, Scott Disick, stormed out after learning the news that she’s pregnant with their second child. He didn’t want the second baby?

Is Scott happy just having little baby Mason? Sure, Mason is adorable, but he’s not likely to shut out his baby’s mama after finding out that she’s pregnant again, is he? That would be a total douche move, wouldn’t it?

Also featured in this issue, is Teen Mom star Leah Messer, ditching the kids so that she can go out and party. And Jessica Simpson is pregnant and on some emergency diet.

Are Khloe and Kim Kardashian so jealous of their sister’s pregnancy that they would treat her like an outcast over it? What do you think? Sound off in the comments and let us know!

According to the latest issue of In Touch Weekly, Breaking Dawn and real life couple Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have not only tied the knot in the movies, they’ve gotten married in a secret location in England! Congratulations would be in order — if we believed this story for one minute.

In their exclusive story, they are making the claim that Rob and Kristen have taken their relationship to the next level. And Kristen is only 21!

Were they so inspired by their wedding in the movie that they decided to tie the knot in real life?

A source told the tabloid, “They’re sending out joint holiday cards this year to close friends. It’s their way of saying the wedding invitation is next. They agreed to take three years to get their careers going after Twilight. Then, she will take a year off.”

The source said, “Kristen’s ready to settle down with the man who has always been there for her.”

The snitch reportedly added that Kristen “even vowed to take a year off and try for a baby with Rob, a shocking sacrifice for the work-focused actress.”

Gossip Cop is refuting the wedding claims, saying, “Gossip Cop reached out to sources close to both stars, and we’re told there are absolutely no wedding plans in the works.”

It’s a good thing we weren’t buying that story. Were you?

Angelina Jolie graces the cover of the latest issue of In Touch Weekly with the headline that her assistant is “telling all”!

According to their report, Angelina locks her kids in their bedrooms while she gets drunk. In addition to that craziness, they’re also claiming that she has a “disturbing online addiction” and she’s on some strange soup diet.

Also featured in this issue is Jennifer Lopez, who they’re claiming is dating a criminal. Along with that, they’re covering the Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher divorce drama with the “final insult” and “what Demi found”.

Interesting. So is Casper Smart a criminal? Is Angelina Jolie a boozehound who locks her kids up so she can hit the bottle? And what did Demi Moore find that was the final straw?

What do you think? We’re going to go ahead and call BS on the reports about Angelina. With six children and a ton of money, we doubt that she would have to lock her kids in their rooms to have some drinks. She could just hire a nanny, right? Besides that, Brad Pitt isn’t likely to put up with his baby’s mama doing that stuff, right?

Thoughts?

This week, we’ve got all of the tabloid weekly magazine covers in one handy place!

Featured in this post are covers from People, National Enquirer, Us Magazine, OK! Magazine, Life & Style, In Touch Weekly and Star Magazine. Get your fix right here!

The top photo shows Star Magazine with the proclamation that Jennifer Aniston and her live-in boyfriend, Justin Theroux, getting married. What’s funny is that she JUST denied this YESTERDAY. Too funny.

People magazine is talking about DWTS contestant, J.R. Martinez’s struggle from Iraq War burn victim to dancing pro and show frontrunner. We love J.R., he’s a great dancer.

Click the link to read more of this week’s tabloid magazine covers and see the photos! (continue reading…)

On the latest cover of In Touch Weekly, Demi Moore is apparently battling some demons with alcohol and anorexia.

All of this comes in the wake of her husband, Ashton Kutcher’s cheating scandal. He was rumored to be hooking up with Sara Leal on his and Demi’s sixth wedding anniversary. He even told Sara that he was separated from Demi and she believed him. Something completely reeks about this story, doesn’t it?

The tabloid is claiming that Demi is under pressure to keep her much younger husband and it has sent her into a tailspin. They must think they’ve got some exclusive look into her “private struggle”, but I’m not buying it. They have been super private already and they have been keeping mum on the topic of their marriage. So it’s kind of obvious by now that they’re working things out.

Also featured in this issue is Sara Leal, who is famewhoring out this story to anyone who will listen. She must’ve gave everyone interviews since she wasn’t able to squeeze Ashton for any cash.

What do you think?

On the new issue of In Touch Weekly, they’ve got Jennifer Aniston and her boyfriend, Justin Theroux, with the caption, “Justin’s ex warns Jen! Hooked on Mr. Wrong!”

Justin and his ex-girlfriend, Heidi Bivens, were together for fourteen years, before he split with her to be with Jennifer. Now, she’s in the tabloid, warning Jennifer about him.

Reportedly, he has a criminal past, he “cruelly mocked” Jen and “He’ll never be faithful!”

In the inset photo, they’ve got Justin and Heidi together, with the caption, “He lied to my face!”

If he’s such a criminal and a cheater, then why was she with him for so long? That’s what I want to know.

Seriously, why can’t people just leave Jennifer alone and let her be happy? If it weren’t for his ex coming forward, they’d probably have her on the cover with a pregnancy quote or split rumors. It’s like she’s cursed or something.

What do you think? Leave Jen alone?