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According to the latest issue of In Touch Weekly, even though Reggie Bush has denied getting back together with former girlfriend, Kim Kardashian, apparently they’re now ready to elope! It was just last week that TMZ’s camera crews set out to get the truth from Reggie himself, to which he responded with a clear “No.”

The magazine is calling their reconciliation “official” and says that Reggie told Kim that he would marry her if she followed his ground rules. He wants her to finalize her divorce from Kris Humphries quickly and quietly. Also, he wants her to stay off of the red carpet and give up reality television. Will she sacrifice her real moneymaker for Reggie’s love? Can she give up all of the reality TV crap that she’s been spewing on the E! channel?

Or — are all these rumors made up to sell magazines? They had lunch at the Beverly Hills Hotel, which sparked rumors of a reconciliation. But that doesn’t mean that they’re back together, right? He JUST denied their romance was back on LAST WEEK. Doesn’t that mean anything? Or are people so blind that they’ll believe any old drivel that a tabloid prints?

What do you think? Should they get back together? I’ll need to see proof if we’re going to have to buy into their reconciliation story. Perhaps Kim will give the official confirmation in next week’s issue?

The latest issue of In Touch Weekly reveals that fallen songbird Whitney Houston could have been saved. Was she determined to head to rehab to cure her demons right before her death?

Whitney tragically passed away on February 11th at the Beverly Hilton Hotel. She was only 48. She had battled her demons for a long time, but was obviously on a downward spiral, if our sources are correct. She had been drinking quite a bit leading up to her untimely passing. She was said to have taken Xanax before her performance that night at Clive Davis’ pre-Grammys party. She did the same with any performance. In the room, a photo of the scene shows that she was drinking a beer and some champagne.

Was Whitney really readying herself to check into rehab just days before she died? According to the tabloid, Whitney told her mother Cissy Houston that she would agree to go back into rehab, but wanted to enjoy herself one last time.

What do you think happened? Was this just a tragic accident? Did Whitney almost save her own life by entering into rehab? We may never know the answers and it’s just a sad situation and a profound loss.

According to the latest issue of In Touch Weekly, Demi Moore is a time bomb and her issues are far worse than anyone knows.

Demi was hospitalized for a couple of days in January after she did some whip-its. She was said to be suffering from convulsions and a friend/relative inside her home called 911. Paramedics reportedly spent an entire half hour reviving her and afterward, took her to the hospital.

Afterward, it was rumored that she was in the hospital, but that was debunked yesterday. In Touch notes that it was actually Demi’s daughter Rumer Willis who phoned 911 to save her mother’s life. They are also alleging that Demi is addicted to cocaine and whip-its. In addition, they claim that Demi was grinding on her daughter’s friend, which was said to be Zac Efron.

Did Demi say that she doesn’t need rehab? Let’s hope that if she does have issues, that she gets them taken care of.

Also featured in this issue, Scott Disick has apparently called Kourtney Kardashian fat. This has got to be the dumbest thing…or he’s the dumbest man alive if this is true. We used to think Scott was okay looking, but he spoke and ruined it for us.

Along with the Demi Moore, Zac Efron and Scott Disick news, we’ve also got a little tidbit from Seal’s ex. I guess he has a double life? Who knew?!?

Lastly, we’ve got Captain Obvious screaming that the Bachelor, Ben Flajnik isn’t hot enough for Courtney Robertson. Oh snap, it’s a quote from her mother! Hahaha. She’s a model and isn’t likely to date the poor man’s version of the Geico caveman in any other circumstances, unless it’s to further her own agenda.

What do you think?

On Wednesday, we reported that an ex of Kris Jenner’s came forward for the latest issue of In Touch Weekly to discuss how Kris ruined her kids — mostly her daughter, Kim Kardashian. Now, we have more details about what happened!

Kris’ ex-boyfriend, Todd Waterman revealed that he saw how Kim was affected by her mother’s actions. With regard to how Kris influenced her daughters, he said, “It was a steady, superficial diet of what to wear, who your friends are, where to be seen and what car to drive. Early on, it was made clear to met that Kris desired a celebrity lifestyle.”

When speaking of how Kris paid for everything with her ex-husband’s money, Todd said, “I didn’t have teh money for the lifestyle Kris was leading, so she paid for a lot – or it was Robert who was paying, I guess. There was no way I could help maintain what she was accustomed to financially.”

He added, “Kim is Kris 30 years ago. That’s not going to change.”

So Kris basically ditched him because he couldn’t afford to keep her in the lifestyle she wanted so desperately to become accustomed to? At least she didn’t marry him for 72 days and milk it for everything she could get from it. Right?

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It wouldn’t be a good week of tabloids if one of them didn’t feature something about the Kardashian family for us to rip apart. Thanks to In Touch Weekly, we’ve got the story on how sex tape star Kim Kardashian was destroyed by her mother, Kris Jenner.

An ex tells the tabloid all about how Kim was destroyed by her mother at a young age. She went from a “fun-loving kid to famewhore”. They talk about how Kim was pressured to have sex at 14-years-old by her mother. In addition, Kim was brainwashed by her mother’s obsession with money. They also reveal how Kris Jenner’s secret demons turned Kim into a monster!

Yes, but was she pressured to have her face injected so much that it can barely move? I mean, even when she cried, she looked plastic and fake. How about the “alleged” butt fillers? And the sex tape? Was all of that engineered by Kris’ greed for the spotlight and all of the money that goes along with it?

Also featured in this issue is Heidi Klum “betrayed by a cheater”. In addition to that, Johnny Depp was caught with his publicist (having a conversation?). They also cover the sad story of how Teen Mom Leah Messer lost her babies. Sad!

Was Kim really brainwashed by her mother? What do you think? Hit the comments with your thoughts and let us know!

Hey, remember that time when Madonna accidentally stepped on the train of Jessica Biel’s dress? Oh wait, that was just this past Sunday at the 2012 Golden Globes. Apparently, In Touch Weekly has no Brangelina or Jennifer Aniston baby news to report, so they went with 101 Red Carpet Blunders for their latest issue.

Featured on the cover is Madge unsuspectingly stepping on Jessica’s high-cut dress on Sunday. Along with that, Jennifer Lopez showed up to some event wearing a see-through dress with nothing on underneath.

Nicole Kidman once showed up to the red carpet looking like she dusted her face in cocaine…or she should’ve fired her stylist. Also on the cover is Jessica Alba showing a little more skin than she likely bargained for and Kate Winslet rocking some eighties hairstyle. Why? Because she’s rich and she can, that’s why.

Speaking of Brad Pitt and his partner of six years, Angelina Jolie — apparently she has been mocking him. And of course, this week’s issue would not be complete with a side of Russell Brand and Katy Perry tell all drama. We reported yesterday that he was considering publishing a book about their “darkest marriage secrets”.

Overall, this list would have been a lot smaller had any of these celebrities opted to check a mirror with some bright lighting in their super expensive mansions. And the Brangelina reference? They sell magazines, plain and simple.

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After meeting on the set of Wanderlust and seemingly falling in love, Jennifer Aniston started dating Justin Theroux — even though he was already dating someone else. He was living with his girlfriend of 14-years, Heidi Bivens, but he dropped everything to start a new relationship with Jennifer.

According to the latest issue of In Touch Weekly, Justin has dumped Jennifer. Apparently, she wanted more from their relationship, but he is a commitment-phobe and walked out!

From the cover: “Tortured by his fear of commitment, Jen pushes for more — only to be rejected”. Also, “inside their explosive fight”.

We’re not going to believe this one until we’ve heard some sort of confirmation from either of their reps. There has always been some sort of media speculation about Justin and Jennifer’s relationship, marital status (non-existent) and want of babies (there is none), so we’re waiting for the official word on this.

What do you think? After Jennifer and Justin have looked so happy together in their various photo ops, do you think he’d just up and dump her? Surely there would have to be a good explanation for that. She has already said that she isn’t sure that she ever wants to get married again and is in no rush for babies.

Hit the comments with your thoughts.

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The latest issue of In Touch Weekly features The Bachelorette lovebirds Ashley Hebert and J.P. Rosenbaum with their dream wedding on its front cover.

Their cover touts: “Her vintage gown, their handwritten vows, the romantic first dance!”

Ashley said, “I get to spend my life with my best friend.” Awwww…

Also featured in this issue is Teen Mom star Leah Messer, confirming the rumors that she’s pregnant. They also spotlight how Angelina Jolie ruined Christmas this year…because she’s such a Grinch! Ha. No she’s not.

In addition to all of that goodness, they’ve also got an inset photo of the new Bachelor, Ben Flajnik, with his “gay scandal”.

I am glad to see that Ashley and J.P. are still together, they do make a cute couple. He did seem like the only guy that was really on the show for Ashley and not for his own selfish purposes. We’re looking at you, Bentley.

Are you excited to see their wedding photos when they tie the knot? Hit us up in the comments and let us know your thoughts.

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Stars of Teen Mom, Jenelle Evans and Leah Messer grace the cover of the latest issue of In Touch Weekly. In this issue, they are revealing how both of these young mothers are making the worst mistakes of their lives.

Over the photo of them, is the caption “Teen Mom Shockers: Shotgun Wedding & Prison Baby”. So which is which?!?

Underneath that, ITW says, “Already struggling to raise their toddlers, Leah and Jenelle make the worst mistakes of their lives.”

Even more juicier than that is above that where they claim that Kim Kardashian called her sister Khloe “fat”. Of course, nowhere in sight is a note about whether or not Kim actually owns a mirror big enough for her ginormous booty.

Also featured in this issue are Robert Pattinson and his girlfriend Kristen Stewart, who apparently have been torn apart by jealousy. Could it be that whole Sarah Roemer story?!?

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According to the latest issue of In Touch Weekly, reality star Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant and alone. Apparently, her sister Kim had a tantrum over Kourtney’s two million dollar baby payday! Ha. Because she can’t have children yet….because her *real* (not a sham) marriage didn’t work out. Ugh.

Khloe also apparently has shut Kourtney out because of a recent setback that she experienced with IVF. Poor thing, she’s the only one of the Kardashian messes that we can actually tolerate.

According to ITW’s report, Kourtney’s boyfriend, Scott Disick, stormed out after learning the news that she’s pregnant with their second child. He didn’t want the second baby?

Is Scott happy just having little baby Mason? Sure, Mason is adorable, but he’s not likely to shut out his baby’s mama after finding out that she’s pregnant again, is he? That would be a total douche move, wouldn’t it?

Also featured in this issue, is Teen Mom star Leah Messer, ditching the kids so that she can go out and party. And Jessica Simpson is pregnant and on some emergency diet.

Are Khloe and Kim Kardashian so jealous of their sister’s pregnancy that they would treat her like an outcast over it? What do you think? Sound off in the comments and let us know!

According to the latest issue of In Touch Weekly, Breaking Dawn and real life couple Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have not only tied the knot in the movies, they’ve gotten married in a secret location in England! Congratulations would be in order — if we believed this story for one minute.

In their exclusive story, they are making the claim that Rob and Kristen have taken their relationship to the next level. And Kristen is only 21!

Were they so inspired by their wedding in the movie that they decided to tie the knot in real life?

A source told the tabloid, “They’re sending out joint holiday cards this year to close friends. It’s their way of saying the wedding invitation is next. They agreed to take three years to get their careers going after Twilight. Then, she will take a year off.”

The source said, “Kristen’s ready to settle down with the man who has always been there for her.”

The snitch reportedly added that Kristen “even vowed to take a year off and try for a baby with Rob, a shocking sacrifice for the work-focused actress.”

Gossip Cop is refuting the wedding claims, saying, “Gossip Cop reached out to sources close to both stars, and we’re told there are absolutely no wedding plans in the works.”

It’s a good thing we weren’t buying that story. Were you?