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Britney Spears was married to Jason Alexander for 55 hours back in 2004, so that obviously makes him an expert on all things Britney. Especially as someone to go to for an expert opinion on her relationships. That was seven years ago, he’s lucky to even know how she likes her coffee anymore…

Recently, he gave his opinion on BritWick and it wasn’t good. He said that their union is fake, there is no connection between them and referred to it as an answer to the court thing.

Now, he’s opening his yap again, because Britney apparently didn’t run 800 miles an hour in the opposite direction of Jason [Trawick] and into his arm’s. Ugh.

He called their relationship “a complete sham” and said that Jason “will end up hurting” Britney. He said, “If they actually get married, it will probably only last for a year or two, but not much longer than that.”

Jason continued, “I think Britney is really unhappy but doesn’t know how to get out. I don’t think she loves him.”

He went on to reveal that mutual friends have told him that Britney feels like she’s being watched on a constant basis and said that she likely feels that she “has no choice but to listen to what her dad and Jason says.”

He added, “But I want her to know that she can get out of this thing if she really wants to.”

Does he think that she’s just going to dump Trawick and run to him? He can’t be that dumb, can he?

Pop princess Britney Spears was married to Jason Alexander for 55 hours in 2004, but apparently he’s none too pleased about her recent engagement to Jason Trawick. Jealous much?

We found out that they were getting engaged last week and her second husband, Kevin Federline had nothing but good words to say about Jason. So what’s Jason #1′s beef?!?

In a new interview, he said, “I know everyone wants me to happy about this, but I am not. I think it’s fake and I think people are afraid to say it.”

Hey, if we thought it was fake, then we would say it. Here at Earsucker, we don’t mince words at all. He went on to say, “If you look at all the pictures between them there is no connection. They look like they are going through the motions. It seems like an answer to the court thing.”

Yes, Britney is still under a conservatorship, but that doesn’t mean that she doesn’t really love him and vice versa. He added, “Sort of a nice way to sew it all up, she marries her handler. That way she always has someone controlling her. It’s sort of sad.”

BITTER!

Earlier, we reported that Britney Spears’ ex-husband, Jason Alexander, claimed to have audio of Britney confirming that her boyfriend beat her and gave her a black eye. Now, her manager, Larry Rudolph, is denying the claims.

Poor Britney reports:

However, Larry Rudolph, Britney’s manager, strongly denied to Bush that the recording is the pop star, adding that they plan to take swift legal action.

“Lawyers are amassing,” Rudolph told Bush. “We are 100 percent taking stern and immediate legal action.”

Rudolph added they were preparing a statement for release over the Radar recording and Star Magazine’s new cover story, which features Spears on the cover under the headline “Jason Beat Me Up.” Jason Trawick is the agent who has been linked to the pop star romantically for some time.

Good for them! I hope they sue the pants off of Star for printing that!