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Snooki’s boyfriend, Jeff Miranda, appears on the cover of the September issue of Steppin’ Out magazine, on bended knee, proposing to the pint-sized guidette.

Snooks wasn’t having any of that. The NY Post reports:

Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi promptly responded to Jeff Miranda’s marriage proposal, which will appear on the cover of the Sept. 10 issue of Steppin’ Out magazine, via her Twitter account, saying she’s “not going to get married.”

The shocking rejection, which comes a day after Miranda’s surprise proposal, means that the 4-foot-9 guidette is still Snookin’ for love.

“Just want to set the record straight. I’m single and I’m not going to get married,” Polizzi tweeted earlier today.

Good for her. This dude seems like a total famewhore.

In guido heaven, this guy would be perfect. Jeff Miranda appears on the latest cover of ultra chic Steppin’ Out magazine with a special question for girlfriend Snooki. And no, it’s not “Honey, where’s the tanning lotion?”

He asked her to marry him. How cute! Can you imagine all of the little white midget wedding dresses she’ll be trying on in future episodes of Jersey Shore??!? Me either.

Moving on. Nothing to see here.