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Jennifer Lopez does Rihanna on SNL! – Amy Grindhouse

Lindsay Lohan’s red bull grenade – Hollywood Dame

Robert Pattinson does the Today Show – I Need My Fix

Ashley Tisdale is grumpy without her coffee – Celebrity Hot Sauce

Bono? A diva? – Dipped In Cream

Get your crazy eyes out – Poor Britney

Lady Gaga goes see through for charity – Busy Bee Blogger

Marie Osmond’s son left a suicide note – Celebrity Smack

Kirk Cameron misses his boner – Hilary Shepherd

As you may have heard, Jennifer Lopez got dropped by her record label, Sony, recently. She has assured fans that the future of her new album, Love? is not in question.

The new album was set for release on April 10, 2010, but her manager announced earlier in the week that she had departed from her label.

Jennifer says that her departure from the label was friendly and she still wants to release Love? as soon as she can.

She said, “I am making this statement to put an end to any confusion in regards to my next album, titled Love. I have belonged to the Sony family since the beginning of my career as a singer and together we’ve had great success. I have fulfilled my contractual responsibilities with Sony/Epic up to this point, and we have both reached friendly terms about my departure from the label. I am also happy to say that we’ve found a new home for my album Love and that it is slated for release in the summer of 2010.”

Will you buy it?

The Tiger Woods apology remix! – Amy Grindhouse

Video Fix: Kanye West’s “Coldest Winter” – Popbytes

Lindsay Lohan dishes on drugs & rehab – Celebrity Smack

Jennifer Lopez gets dropped by her record label – Hollywood Dame

Whitney Houston bombs in Brisbane, Australia – Dipped In Cream

Whiskey In Churches vs. Perez Hilton’s musical choice – Poor Britney

Angelina Jolie looks girlie in Paris – Busy Bee Blogger

Hilary Duff rocks her gigantic ring – I Need My Fix

According to “Page Six”, Jennifer Lopez’s ex-husband, Ojani Noa is dragging another of her exes into court. Apparently, Noa is seeking to convince the court that the footage he has of his and J-Lo’s relationship does not equate to sex tape material.

How does Sean “Diddy” Combs factor in, you may wonder? Well, Noa wants to subpoena Diddy to court to ask him if the former couple ever made one. If in fact they have, he wants to use it as a basis of comparison for his video footage.

“Page Six” reports:

Meyer says he wants to call Combs to attempt to illustrate any differences between videos he and Lopez may have made and the one Noa possesses. Meyer said, “We will ask: Is there a sex tape between [him] and Lopez, and what does it involve?”

This just screams of desperation if you ask me. What do you think?

Jennifer Lopez is gearing up to guest star as a man taming no-nonsense self-help author by the name of Anita Appleby on “How I Met Your Mother.”

On the show, she teaches women how to retrain men through the power of denial. Her episode is slated to air in March, according to network sources.

In this arc, Robin tells Anita (Lopez) of Barney’s womanizing ways and Anita is set out to break him.

Executive producer and co-creator Carter Bays said, “We’re looking forward to a week of revealing outfits and sexy dance moves the likes of which this show hasn’t seen since Regis Philbin guest starred.”

Will you be watching?

Jennifer Lopez hijacked the monologue on George Lopez’s late night talk show, “Lopez Tonight”. Her opening line was “Welcome to ‘Lopez Tonight, where nobody gets fired…they just get replaced by a bigger star with the same last name!”

Too funny. This video makes me think that she should actually give doing the talk show thing a try. She was way funnier than he’s ever been…and it’s his show.

Check it out, after the jump! (continue reading…)

Ellen DeGeneres reacts to Simon’s departure - Amy Grindhouse

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Michael Jackson death investigation is complete (finally) – Hollywood On Crack

Sam & Adnan caused Britwick separation – Poor Britney

Noah Cyrus is trying way too hard to look like Lourdes Leon – Dipped In Cream

Video: Miley Cyrus attempted auto theft – Allie Is Wired

Gossip: Perez Hilton incorrectly reports Spider-Man news – Tragicomical

In the latest issue of “Latina” magazine, Jennifer Lopez rants a little bit about how she should have won an Oscar for her role in “El Cantante”.

Lopez starred in the 2006 movie, alongside husband Marc Anthony. She expressed her disappointment with the Academy voters in her non-receipt of a nomination for the golden statue.

She said, “I feel like I had that [Oscar worthy role] in ‘El Cantante’, but I don’t even think the academy members saw it. I feel like it’s their responsibility to do that, to see everything that’s out there, everything that could be great.” (continue reading…)

Diddy has said that he used therapy to get over the death of friend Notorious B.I.G., along with his breakups with Kim Porter and J-Lo.

He said, “I’ve gone to therapy for relationships I’ve been in, for tragedies I’ve been through. I think therapy is good. I’ve been called bipolar – I’m not; I just have very drastic mood swings. I went to therapy when Big died, but a lot of my therapy has been with love and relationships. I’ve had therapy about my relationship with Kim, about my relationship with Jennifer. Therapy helped me through a lot of those situations.”

Maybe he just needs to talk through how much he sucks?

Oh noes! When Jennifer Lopez fell at the American Music Awards last month, she bruised her moneymaker!

After the incident, she was all like, “Wait, did I fall? Oh yeah, that was part of the routine.”

Now, she’s saying that it hurt her tail bone. She said, “I have, like, a bruised bone… What happened was that one of the dancers’ backs was slippery from sweat and the lights and everything. We never bargained for that because they always had T-shirts on in rehearsal… and when I stepped on their backs, my feet were wet, so when I landed they slipped from under me.”

That sucks. She was said to have performed her newest shoe hit on Ellen DeGeneres’ show without a hitch.

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Jennifer Lopez’s new song, “Louboutins” has just been marked as the first single coming from her next album, “Love?”

Earsucker debuted the leaked version of the song on November 20th, here.

This song is a stinker, and so is the cover art. Sorry Lola, but this just isn’t working out for us. Maybe next time? It’s not you, it’s me. No, really it IS you. My bad.

Jennifer Lopez talked to Ryan Seacrest earlier today about last tonight’s American Music Awards fall. It was said that she threw a hissy fit of epic proportions after the fall, backstage.

“Did I trip a little bit? I don’t even remember. I meant to do that, what are you talking about? You should know me better than that, that was part of the choreography. The measure of things is not what happens when you fall, it’s how you handle when you fall.”

Check out the audio of their talk, after the jump! (continue reading…)

Jennifer Lopez tried to bring it tonight, but fell short….literally.

Michael Buffer introduced the singer and she performed her newest song from “Love?”, titled “Louboutins”. While performing, she walked on stairsteps made of men and took a tumble as she tried to get down. She ended up falling flat on her butt.

She recovered quickly….but not quickly enough to save that mess of a song.

Check out the video! (continue reading…)

Jennifer Lopez’s new album, “Love” will mark her return to music, and those expecting something fabulous from Jenny From The Block are going to be sorely disappointed.

As a matter of fact, the only thing that I got from this track was the correct pronunciation of “Louboutins”. Hey, I’m a music writer, not a fashion mogul. Hear it for yourself, after the jump! (continue reading…)

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Video: Rihanna stuns at Glamour’s Women of the Year Awards – Allie Is Wired

So sad: Celine Dion is no longer pregnant – Pop Eater

Joel Madden doesn’t like pantyless Britney pics – Hollywood Dame

Listen to Tori Amos’ ‘Midwinter Graces’ – Popbytes

Don’t ask the Jonas Brothers about their sex lives – Litely Salted

Jennifer Lopez’s sex tape will remain unseen – Hollywire

What do you think of Katharine McPhee as a blonde? – ICYDK

Pete Wentz is turning into Carson Daly – Celebrity Smack

Rob Zombie’s Halloween concert footage – Metal Martyr

Adam Lambert wants to be an actor? – Rumors In Music

Gossip: Robert Pattinson is a stinky wuss – Gossip Sucker

Ruh Roh Reorge!

There were rumors swirling about that Jennifer Lopez was caught with her pants down on tape, but now it’s been confirmed.

Ex-husband, Ojani Noa, has threatened to release the tape, which is eleven hours long and shows the singer in various states of undress.

The confirmation came when TMZ broke the news that J-Lo and her naked booty are suing Noa. She is suing him for breach of contract and invasion of privacy and is seeking $10,000,000 in damages.

Interesting…

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