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The entire Jersey Shore cast has just ventured off to Florence, Italy to film the fourth season of the hit reality show. Now, we’ve learned that Snooki has gotten herself into a bit of trouble. Surprised?

The pint-sized reality actress was taken into custody in Florence after crashing her car into a cop car. Even more surprising, alcohol did not play a factor in the accident.

JWoww was a passenger in the car, and no one was said to have been injured. A witness said that Snooki smacked her car into the back of the police car, wedging her car between the patrol car and a highway protection wall.

When JWoww tried to make her exit from the vehicle, she had to climb through the car’s window, because the vehicle was blocked by the wall.

Didn’t they just leave the States recently? It didn’t take long for the long arm of the law to bust Snooki in foreign territory for something stupid, did it?

What do you think?

Reportedly, Jersey Shore star Jenni “JWoww” Farley tried to kill herself right after the premiere of the show made its debut, according to her ex-boyfriend, Tom Lippolis.

Days after the show premiered, he said that she called him and told him that she “swallowed a bottle of pills” and “insinuated that she tried to kill herself.”

He said, “I rushed home and talked her out of the bathroom because she locked herself in.”

He went on to say, “She was upset how she was portrayed on national television!” He also added that she may have been feeling guilty for cheating on him with DJ Pauly D.

Remember, this is the same guy who allegedly tried selling pre-plastic surgery nude photos of her right after she got famous…

After going through an awful breakup with Tom Lippolis, Jenni “JWoww” Farley thinks she has found Mr. Right in her new boyfriend, Roger Matthews.

She said, “I didn’t realize how happy I could be in a relationship.”

She went on to say, “Hopefully I’ll be able to settle down and have kids within the next couple of years — maybe even the beginning of next year. I don’t see myself going to the Shore in the next five years or so. I don’t want to jinx it — I haven’t really talked about it — but it would be nice.”

She’ll be in Italy filming the fourth season of Jersey Shore, but she’s hoping that the distance will bring them closer together. She added, “It might be hard, but I think it’ll make us stronger. I’m going to make sure he can visit at least once or twice, even for just 24 hours.”

What do you think of JWoww’s motherhood dreams?

If you’ve had enough of the Jersey Shore crew and their gym, tanning and laundry, then we’ve got some bad news for you. MTV has given the green light to film two new reality shows based off of the popular franchise.

MTV reports:

The network has indeed green-lit new programming that will feature Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, Paul “DJ Pauly D” Delvecchio and Jenni “JWOWW” Farley. The two untitled reality projects, which will chronicle the lives all three, will begin production later this year and are slated to air in 2012.

Chris Linn, MTV exec, said, “The Jersey Shore cast is at the center of the show’s ongoing success and Nicole, Pauly D and Jenni have become household names as a result of their unique, sometimes outrageous and often hilarious personalities. We’re excited to put the spotlight on their lives away from the show as they pursue their individual passions, careers and relationships.”

Does this news make you excited? Or does it make you want to barf? Sound off in the comments!

Snooki is on the cover of the latest issue of Rolling Stone magazine — and we’re still trying to figure out why. Wasn’t there a time when Rolling Stone was for rock stars from Mars? Heck, if they wanted to be completely disassociated from the world of music, they could’ve always put Charlie Sheen on the cover. Now that’s an issue that I’d buy!

She gave an interview inside the magazine and talked about Jersey Shore, spinoffs and how the show is just like prison. Oh yay.

On the topic of the show, she said:

If I do something stupid, which is pretty much the whole time, I hate it. I just hate it. Obviously, they’re only going to put the good stuff in, and the good stuff is us drunk, so all I’m seeing is me drunk and falling down. That’s how I am when I party, but some of the stuff I do is, like, ‘Really, Nicole?’ I look like a freakin’ alcoholic. I’m like, ‘You’re sweating, your makeup is running, you look gross.’ I just look like sh*t.”

On her plans after becoming a troll midget on television:

“When Jersey Shore ends I’m going to do more spinoffs. If MTV doesn’t want them, another network will be, like, ‘What does Snooki do now?’ or ‘Snooki’s getting married!’ What i’d like is to turn out like Jessica Simpson, with her whole brand. She makes millions….I’m trying to build an empire, because after this I can’t get a normal job. I mean, how do I go and sit behind a desk?”

On how the show is just like prison:

“It messes with your head. That’s why we go crazy. That’s why we fight with each other. That’s why we drink. We’re living in a house for two months with that sh*t. We can’t have cellphones, TV, radio or the internet. If the president died, we’d have no idea. There’s no normalcy. It’s just like prison, with cameras.”

Madness. We’d all be happy if she just went away already!

Accorrding to reports, there is a little more to the JWoww nude photo scandal story that we know about.

Her ex-boyfriend, Tom Lippolis went to court to try to release the photos, but has since been blocked. Now, her lawyer, Rudy Fusco said, “Jenni is obviously very happy that the judge saw it her way. Tom is out there right now, doing a lot of press, radio shows and the Twitter, the Facebook – all that fun stuff. I saw a post of his describing the pictures, and that’s not the whole story — trust me. The pictures are a lot more graphic than that. They’re not what he’s making them out to be.”

Reportedly, the photos were taken when Jenni was under anesthesia, but Tom says otherwise. Her lawyer went on to say, “He’s also trying to say that Jenni is just throwing this in there as a way to deflect attention from the contractual argument that they’re having — and that’s not true at all, either. If he remembers, we sent him a letter back in September requesting these photos and avoiding any legal action, which he obviously declined.”

He added, “There’s a lot more to the story that Jenni has not released yet. We’re thinking about releasing background information so that people can get a better picture of the crap that he’s trying to do and what these pictures truly represent.”

Oh just release them already!

Jersey Shore might be a ratings goldmine, but Snooki’s book, A Shore Thing, is said to be flopping in sales.

Reportedly, as of Monday, the book was number 591 on Amazon.com’s sales chart, leaving little hope for anyone to find out all about Gia’s adventures on the Jersey shore.

I can’t say that my feelings are hurt by this. There are talented writers out there who deserve a chance more than this girl. It’s scary to think that the only thing people need to get a book deal are a lack of real talent and a chance to be on television.

Who will write a book next? That chick from Teen Mom?

Jersey Shore has to be the dumbest show on the face of the planet. Seriously, does anyone who doesn’t need to feel better about their insecure selves watch this show???

On an episode, we think season one, Jenni “JWoww” Farley gave us this epic quote. She said, “I am like a praying mantis, after I have sex with a guy I will rip their heads off.”

And then there’s Snooki…don’t even get us started on that troll. I don’t know why we’re bringing this up, except to say that it’s an epic slow day here at Earsucker.com. After a long week’s worth of work, you just want to cozy up with some stupidity from these broads, right? I think I’ve answered my own question….no?

Thanks to Robyn for the heads up!

If you thought the real Jersey Shore was stupid, look at what these idiots are passing around on Twitter.

Snooki tweeted the above photo, saying, “love this” and JWoww re-tweeted it, adding, “Omg lol classic”.

What’s killing me is that these mini-me’s are all of about ten-years-old and the JWoww one looks so terrible. How on Earth did they think it was classy to make some poor children dress up to look like them?

Madness, I tell you. Madness.

Jersey Shore star Jenni “JWoww” Farley sure has some skeletons in her closet — of the naked sort.

Apparently her ex-boyfriend Tom Lippolis, says that he has nude photos of her before and after her second boob job and liposuction. They are currently battling it out in court over his claims that she hasn’t paid him his management fees. Still, she doesn’t want him releasing the nudie pics so everyone will see her reported botched boob job.

Tom said, “Before she had her second breast augmentation, she was uneven, scarred, deformed and had tons of cellulite. There were two-inch scars on her nipples and after the surgery, they had stretched the skin and removed the scars.”

He went on to say, “She is really concerned I’m going to sell nude photos of her. She doesn’t want people to see what she looked like before she had all her surgeries.”

Radar Online has the dirty details:

RadarOnline.com broke the story that JWOWW filed an Order To Show Cause at Nassau County Supreme Court on Tuesday in New York, with Judge Jeffrey Brown to stop her former lover and manager from ‘”cashing-in” on the images.

But Lippolis claims she is just using the photos to avoid the real issue… money.

“Her motion is totally unrelated to my original lawsuit for unpaid wages. This motion is her way to retaliate because she doesn’t want to pay me,” he told us. ‘I didn’t even try to market the pictures, but after I filed the lawsuit she decided to make this an issue. She is just upset because I have this over her head.”

Ironically, despite allowing at least two sets of naked photos to be taken of her, JWOWW reportedly turned down a whopping $400,000.00 to pose nude for Playboy.

Why all the chatter? Just release them already.

Further adding to the degradation of society, Snooki’s book A Shore Thing is being released in the new year. She tweeted, “A Shore Thing by Nicole Snooki Polizzi comes out January 4th :)”

She went on to say, “Thank you guys for all the love and support of my first book! :) you can pre order at amazon and barnes and noble!”

Are you going to pick up Snooki’s book? Are you interested in what she has to say?